Barneystinson Stories

Amelia 'Amy' Delany struggles to live her New York dream of becoming a writer, whilst stuck in a dead-end job, feeling like she'll never escape it. Whilst trying to make a name for herself with her stories, she spends each night in the nearby Irish bar with her closest (and only) friends. As she navigates through her mid-twenties, some of those relationships develop into more than just 'old college neighbours' and 'drinking buddies'. * How I Met Your Mother fanfic bc I never see any and I love the show :) OC x Barney Stinson (Little bit of OC x Ted Mosby)

Cassie Daniels met her best friends when she moved to New York city and started to work as a waitress at MacLaren's as a part time job along with her job as a photographer but she only works days shift the odd night shift no one knows why but she would never change her friends for the world so when she starts to tell her kids how she feel in love with there father they get all the stories of there crazy Adventures in new york city

"You just got slapped Across the face my friend Ya just got slapped Yes that really just happened" Barney Stinson x fem!oc

In this AU, Ted is hiding a big secret: Ted is a merman on the run from Linda Denman. Ted is also trying to deal with his hidden feelings for Barney, and the toll being on the run is having on him. I have also posted this on Fanfiction.net: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12590922/1/It-isn-t-easy-being-on-the-run And Archive of our own: https://archiveofourown.org/works/10785066/chapters/23949534

i'm very very bored

Kids, this is the story of how the reader imagine themselves dating the characters of himym. ➳ requests are open ➳ all pictures that are on each chapter are not mine, credits to the owner ➳ could be fluff, lemon or smut ➳ enjoy ➳ highest rank: #2 in himym, #1 in ted mosby

A collection of rants, jokes, story's, and randomness.

This is some deep stuff, relatable to everyone, please enjoy. I've been working very hard on this for you guys :)

This is a How I Met Your Mother x Buffy fanfic. After Sunnydale's destruction, Willow is still struggling with the aftermath of Tara's death, so she casts a spell to make herself forget, she wants to forget everything about Sunnydale, a life in New York, a life as Lily Aldrin. For 10 years she lived that life, but Willow Rosenberg isn't that easy to forget...

Title How i met your mother

Barney, a closeted bisexual, has been having problems with keeping his secret, especially after Marshal, and Lilly caught onto his "crush". After constant asking, Robin finally learns the secret of Barney's job. He had been working as a man whore for five years, yet his anxiety of "the gang" finding out his dirty secret, he has become addicted to sex, in a way that wasn't healthy. Soon, Marshal, and Robin ask Lilly to manipulate Barney into seducing Ted, hoping that Ted would stop becoming heartbroken, and Barney to let go of his addiction. Lilly almost ends up caught in the web of lies, only to break down Barney's wall with a challenge of which he can't refuse. Ted, who had been slowly slipping into depression after rejection, and denial which had clawed at him for years, begins to come alive with sudden sexual flurries of feelings towards men. This new world he had discovered caused him to become addicted to something new. Will Barney win the bet, before Ted falls? -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- "Too bad We're not Gay."

"Kids I am going to tell you the story how I met your mother"

Ted has feelings for Barney, but it doesn't really matter, does it?

Another edition of how i met your mother

"Kids, I'm going to tell you an incredible story. The story of how i met your mother" - Story of how Jughead meets Betty. This is 10000% inspired by the TV show How I Met Your Mother ;) Penny and Luke are Jughead's kids and the mother's name wont be revealed until the end of the story.

I saw someone do a normal HIMYM quotes and they were all lovey dovey shit. here's the funny ones :)