Barneythedinosaur Stories

u redy 4 sum freekie shiz? I got this idea from a TomSka video.

A theorypasta I wrote based on Barney and Friends

He wants to become the hottest of them all, best ever , will you join him on his adventure

this is a joke btw nothing is serious

Star-crosses lovers - One human and one dino in a steamy kind of love. Will Barney choose his bopping baby, or a budding new romance?

Barney and You argued because Barney always leaves you for Its friends to the point where you don't even see it anymore🙁 But then something surprising happened..🦕 Satire I do not own Barney as a character.

A popular PBS Kids show turns the Tweenies and the Gabba Gang into zombies forgetting about negative emotions and serious issues.

You've probably clicked onto this because you see the love of your life, Barney. He's tall, masculine, and really thicc. He's perfect! Read these stories if you want to see your relationship with Barney blossom! ❤️ Reviews: "IT WILL WIN AWARDS" "Touching, heartwarming, beautiful from beginning to end. It made me smile, then laugh, and then cry. I was so immersed with Barney and his thicc arms." 🤍Playlist🤍 Hypnotic- Zella Day Crush- Tessa Violet Wannabe- Why Mona

Now your dreams of dating the big, purple dinosaur can finally come true.

Mike the hardcore plus awesome wants furry girlfriend!!! BUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT MIGHT SURPRISE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! XD

purple boys

one day, jesus walks into a club and sees a purple dinosaur sitting at a bar, alone. what will happen next? THIS IS ALL A JOKE LMAO ME AND MY FRIEND MADE IT JSJDJS

Shreks goes to the cinema with his boyfriend Lord Faurquad, at that sacred movie theatre threatre something magical happens...

You and your friends go to the Weeknd's concert...What will happen when he pulls you up on stage... Will he discover his undying love for Y/N?

Slightly disturbing but it's all 110% Ironic especially the Peterick but enjoy. This fan fic is rated pg

Weird story where your in love w/ my brother?? [Neighbors To Lovers/He fell first but They fell harder] (No Smut) <Fluff??> {My brother consents to this I promise} !Started - 11/29/22¡ ¡Finished - ,,,! #2 - weirdstuff [[12/5/22]] #4 - youreamazing [[1/6/23]]

When Shrek wakes up in the mysterious realm of Horseland, he must team up with it's local stoners to go on a quest and find his lost Donkey. Weed will be smoked, Men will be killed, but most importantly, Donkey will be found. Donkey is Missing is a homage to shitty MSPaint creations such as SBAHJ and Tails Gets Trolled.

after you took your child to a reopening of a Barney convention, you learned that your son Zion isnt the only one who likes Barney.