Barneythedinosaur Stories

He wants to become the hottest of them all, best ever , will you join him on his adventure

When Shrek wakes up in the mysterious realm of Horseland, he must team up with it's local stoners to go on a quest and find his lost Donkey. Weed will be smoked, Men will be killed, but most importantly, Donkey will be found. Donkey is Missing is a homage to shitty MSPaint creations such as SBAHJ and Tails Gets Trolled.

Barney doesn't give birth but Barney is the top of all things good Sanic and Shreck love Barney secretly but r too much of pussies to tell him So Barney has to seduce them both and make Sanic and Schreck have children

In the final part to the shit post that is the hidden sun comes the most anticipated endings of all time. The apocalypse will have end soon but what does that mean for Karen and something strange is definitely going on at barney and teletubbies sun's school...

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🦖= Barney POV 🎩= Perry POV god what have i created disclaimer: i don't own the characters.

the sequel to the Hidden Sun Karens new life as the sun becomes Lonely until she find away to talk to Pete witch has disastrous consequences. Another cringy fan fic filled with dead memes and also I don't ship any ships mentioned unless they are actually real and respect bands splits etc. this is all a joke (like my life)

A theorypasta I wrote based on Barney and Friends

one day, jesus walks into a club and sees a purple dinosaur sitting at a bar, alone. what will happen next? THIS IS ALL A JOKE LMAO ME AND MY FRIEND MADE IT JSJDJS

Reader, be warned. Don't read this if you are easily offended, as it contains some profanity and references to homosexuality, racial and social politics, and other things. But if you, like me, have a slightly warped sense of humor and some familiarity with children's TV programs, you'll probably enjoy it.

I AM THE NEXT ANNA TODD, MAKE THIS INTO A MOVIE

The Dankest Porn on the internet. Barney x OC will make you sayyy damnnn you're welcome viewer discretion: Dank memes

a super cute and emotional story of a love story between barney the muscular strong gentle kind mean rude ugly gorgeous blonde chris hemsworth dinosaur 🥰🥰🥰

A simple sleepover turns into a magical adventure when Kali and Teeders's storybook comes to life with a little help from Barney, taking them to a place called Imagination Island where they meet a toy inventor named Professor Tinkerputt, who refuses to let anyone play with his toys. Barney and his friends must teach Tinkerputt the valuable lesson about the amazing things that happen when you learn to share. NOTES: What? Never thought I'd do a Barney story before? Well, I love Barney! Only OCs belong to me. Enjoy!

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after you took your child to a reopening of a Barney convention, you learned that your son Zion isnt the only one who likes Barney.

u redy 4 sum freekie shiz? I got this idea from a TomSka video.

so people say depression is a side effect of a broken heart, or and emotion from a person that never got loved or love. Niall horan 1\5 of the famous boy band one direction, is in this situation. He got depression over 8 years ago and to make it worse, he is In love with is best mate Liam Payne how is taken by Danielle Perez. But what if one night Liam thought he got cheated on by Danielle and raped niall. Niall didn't like it but why and why did he consider it rape. What will happen when niall keeps getting morning sickness and goes to the doctor. what with happen when he doesn't tell Liam what happened to him. Is he scared or just living a lie

Barney and You argued because Barney always leaves you for Its friends to the point where you don't even see it anymore🙁 But then something surprising happened..🦕 Satire I do not own Barney as a character.