Barrels Stories

Join two unlikely heroes on a strange, nonsensical, humorous and occasionally epic quest to retrieve an ancient magical artifact! The disillusioned and reluctant 'Grand' Wizard Harrold is joined by his mostly incompetent and annoyingly optimistic friend, Patricklus the Great. Together they encounter the strangest problems and device even stranger solutions. Krakens will be fought, people will die from defenestration and other similarly horrible causes, fish will fly in through the window, Gods will get angry and floors will be floors. Oh, and there's also a murder mystery in there somewhere.

The Roman Empire began to decline after Germanic tribes crossed the river Rhine in 406 CE. When Constantine III recalled the legions from Britain, three years later, the Angles and Saxons invaded and Britain became known as Angleland. The Visigoths sacked Rome in 410. The Vandals invaded north Africa in 429 and conquered Carthage before crossing the Mediterranean to sack Rome in 455 CE. Meanwhile, Christianity grew from a minor Hebrew religious cult to dominate much of Europe. With the continual violence, people reverted to a poorer lifestyle. However, the metal workers, glass blowers, carpenters, leather workers, rope makers, weavers, potters and farmers developed more efficient horse drawn plows, improved crop yields, build better boats and the first engineers designed water wheels to irrigate crops, grind seeds and saw wood. They invented wooden barrels, wagon wheels and windmills as the Chinese invented paper and printing. Meanwhile, the Indians revolutionized mathematics and Moslems discovered chemistry. WHO THE HELL ARE WE? is a series of short books and videos describing the evolution of civilization. Almost everyone on the planet is five times wealthier than their ancestors only 50 years ago. This astonishing phenomenon has also improved health, education, and longevity. The cause; an explosive growth in ideas and productivity. It began when we learned to control fire, evolved articulate speech and stumbled onto the way to create infinite wealth; free trade. The discovery of agriculture made us richer but we also learned how to destroy wealth. Great civilization grew up but then disappeared leaving only incredible ruins and ideas. Later books detail some of the ideas and developments that increased the average life span from about 40 years to more than 80 and the average world income from less than $3 to more than $33 per person per day (and to $140 per day in some countries).

You are living in Kelsey life where lots of great memories happen.

"Dad, please don't leave us, and please don't sell Gloria!" Katie said to her dad as her dad shook his head "I'm sorry, but I have to leave and Gloria has to go so I can get more money" her dad said as Katie glared "Fine! Be that way!" Katie said as she stormed away into the house as she cried in her pillow, she looked up at Gloria's picture with Katie on her, "I will find you, and we will be together again" Katie promised as she soon fell asleep. 16 year old Katie Hanson has had a good life, but once her father leaves and sells her beloved horse, then what will she do, well that's simple, she will not stop until she finds Gloria Rated PG 13

So this book will just go over the equestrian part of my life until either the beginning of the 2017 show season or until the end of the 2017 show season depending on what happens in life Highest Ranking: #9th in Non-Fiction (Update: Highest Ranking: #6th in Non-Fiction)

A short story and it's my first

Will Alexis Wells make this competition or loose and have Gabriela Spurks win? Please like this book! Thx!

"Be carefull Angel!."Zack yelled as I ramed throught the gates. My heart started to pound faster and faster as we headed for that first barrel "Come on!."I yelled turning and leaning around the first barrel,I lead bandit to the 2nd barrel.I push my spurrs deeper into his side. We lean in sync and I push him even harder.I turn him sharp for the 3rd.I make sure we lean perfect. My hands grip the reins as I push him harder,my body lifting and the sweat rolling off my forehead. "HAW!."I slap him on the neck the buzzer stops and I skid him to a stop.I turn around in the saddle to feel my heart drop 15.03

I SUCK AT DESCIPTIONS JUST READ THE FIRST CHAPTER TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. <3