Barrybeebenson Stories

This is entirely satire and is not meant to offend or harm anyone . I do NOT own the characters in this story

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a shy and ✨quirky✨ bagel is inspired by the actions of barry b benson to run away from its bakery and get justice for bagels around the world. but little does barry know, the bagel is deeply in love with him and the only thing in their way is vanessa also, the bee movie, and any other characters involved except for the bagel, aren't mine and belong to their respective creators

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"listen to your heart, not your head" I am listening to my heart and doing as it says. Handsome Squidward met Shrek at a cat café. it was love at first sight. but a worker there sees the two. he gets jealous and wants to split the two apart... will Shrek and Squidward be able to keep their love-bond strong? or will it be teared; ripped into shreds over jealousy. Read to find out.

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"I'd never love a bee like you..." Shrek hissed, his green and thick saliva hitting the bees face in a hateful saunter. "Then you'll learn to love me." I hate myself

"listen to your heart, not your head" I am listening to my heart and doing as it says. Handsome Squidward met Shrek at a cat café. it was love at first sight. but a worker there sees the two. he gets jealous and wants to split the two apart... will Shrek and Squidward be able to keep their love-bond strong? or will it be teared; ripped into shreds over jealousy. Read to find out.

Kool-Aid Man is living his best Kool-Aid life. He happens to stumble upon not one but two perspective lovers. The two handsome, sexy, men he falls for are the strong, manly, Tony the Tiger and the outgoing and charismatic Barry B. Benson. With theses two alpha males competing for his affections, who will Kool-Aid choose?

lovers reunion Oneshot

Johnny test and his friends Barry B Benson, Shrek, and Cory Baxter travel through space and time in their car-boat-thing, The House. The gang encounters the straw hat pirates, the Z fighters, and the Konoha 11!

After years of admiring your idol, Barry the B Benson you are magically turn into a bee *buzz buzz* . At first you are terrified but , maybe this can work to your advantage *wink wink*.

Twilight ran away from Equestria and experiences some series of unfortunate events and met Mordecai °° I'm gonna make twi suffer(istg this fic cursed me nevr again) story cover by: @borgarr

Fresh out of college, Barry the Bee finds the prospect of working with honey uninspiring. He flies outside the hive for the first time and talks to a human, breaking a cardinal rule of his species. Barry learns that humans have been stealing and eating honey for centuries, and he realizes that his true calling is to obtain justice for his kind by suing humanity for theft.

A group of youngsters come together to create "STAHP", although some of the chapters were written without their consent and without them knowing at all. A book filled with color and personality although all you see is text, a screen, and Wattpad's name. Along the way, you will meet new fantastic people, whose personalities will make you smile, cringe, or both. Corinne: Sloth-lover, ramen-noodle head, Corinne loves Shrek more than ever. Her viola is quite "THICCC", she preferred it if you called her "Shrek the Second". Jackson: The smartie, know-it-all, blackberry-loving, white boy, who is engaged to his violin, Itmund (It for short). He is constantly afraid of Mother and Reeses pieces. David: He's brown, he's Mexican, and often chokes on grapes. He loves marine animals and cannot play a fourth finger note on his violin. He also cannot spell. Did I mention he's brown? Rijul: He's smart, tall, skinny, and loves to play with his balls. Tennis balls, you moron. If you try to catch him during his free time, it's impossible since he's always out playing with his balls using his Waffle Stick. He likes to slouch often while playing his viola. Favorite catchphrase: YOU'RE ALL STUPID AS BOARDS! Helena: She is nerdy, artistic, and loves memes. Legend says she's got the spirit of Hitler, but the charm of Donald Trump. She is most likely to become the next dictator. Jose: The pervert, he is a well-known detective with mad investigation skills bestowed upon him by the ancestors of Sherlock Holmes. He has a strange fear of tea...teaphobia? He is currently evading British authority. Jena: She spends time writing stories such as these. She tries her best to make you laugh, she also messes up her sentences, but her secretary, Barry B. Benson, and her unnamed editor are always there to help her. Can't find a personality that matches you? That's okay because you don't want to be like them. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Highest Rank: #229 in Humor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Just some quirky one-shots for some quirky people. Enjoy! :))))

exactly as the title said -CRACK FANFIC-

Melissa-Chan is your normal Highschool girl! She's pretty, but a high nerd! When she falls in love with the school's hottest bad boy, Shrek, can she learn to change? Or will she be alone forever? FIND OUT IN DESU-TIME IS HERE!!!! ==================================== DISCLAIMER: There's a lot of BS and language in this, also I'm pretty sure some high schoolers get clapped, so this one's rated O for "Edgy Teens ONLY."

Please end me I'm begging you