DelusionalTurd
It was another normal day until Bartholomew was viscously rammed into by a truck again. So you see, Bartholomew was just a chill guy who was poor, orphaned, and single. Everything he did made flowers fall from the sky. From the day he was born, nothing good ever happened. His mother and father both went to get the milk. The doctors who were supposed to care for him passed away once they saw his gorgeous face (yeah, that fine shite in the cover is Bartholomew btw). Anyways, Bartholomew was reincarnated to another fantasy world. What could go wrong?