Basedonajoke Stories

The war between Pan Pescado and the resistance Is happening. They're fighting, and the company can do nothing to stop the mycelium. WARNINGS This fic will contain: Panic attacks Gore Blood Fighting Self hate Explosives Fire This fic will never contain Smut There might be mentions of romance, however in only one chapter. Context: The author(me) is ace aro and romance makes no sense

The Mycelium is being obliterated by a group known as "Pan Pescado", we need more Fish and Wheat farms. I'm apart of these guys, I design ads and weapons to keep us all safe. I also have a kick-ass boyfriend who can turn islands as big as England to ashes in an hour! He's pretty incredible, kind, and ridiculously charming. I ought to design more weapons now, the boss needs me now. - Al Mars E