Bastards Stories

Dieter Hellström x Reader Side note : This is a slow burn, Additionally there is some time passing between chapters but it doesn't change any of the plot ;3 An American spy was sent behind enemy lines for intel, not love. But while getting close to a certain SS member, Reader can't quite help but fall in love.

So the title basically describes this.

The OG Union (Zero, Grim and Blue) has always tried to keep the world going for the past few thousand years. They've settled down, recruited thousands of more Union members and stopped the world from ending a more than a few times. It's not an easy job, with angry angels and horny demons, but they've always managed, no matter how many times they screw up. Afterall, that's what they were created for. But then tensions begin to rise between 'good' and 'evil', featuring a runaway angel, demon thugs, magical creatures who like parties and a hotel for the supernatural. And a legendary figure, Red, who they have always believed will save the world for good, turns out to be a low-key asshole with questionable fashion choices. The OG Union (or mainly Red, who isn't even part of the Union) suddenly has serious issues in their hands, and this time, no one can screw up. --- "If I was a YA protagonist then I would be dead because I'm gay" - Clyde "Blue do we need to discuss your sexual health?" - Red "Red and I have 13 marriage and 45 divorce records. Is that even possible?" - Zero "Do you think you can slam-dunk a basketball into an angel's halo?" - Wrath "To slam-dunk or not slam-dunk, either way the angels would kill you" - Peace

fictional history

check end of description if ur looking for a smut warning ------------------------------ BASED OFF OF THE STORIES AND MOVIES " GUERRE DES BOUTONS " AND " INGLORIOUS BASTERDS" ------------------------------ Set during WW2 in an occupied village in the south of England, two ruthless groups of boys, between the ages of 11 and 17, (The "Kraut Killers" and the "Slaughtering Soldiers") find themselves at war with each other. Why you might ask? Well it's quite simple really. The Kraut Killers' only objective is, well, killing Krauts. In fact, the leader of the Kraut Killers, Edward Raine, is Lieutenant Aldo Raine's (Inglorious Basterds) very own son, sent to England by his father for refuge from the war. Whereas the Aryan Assassins, who consider themselves at the time part of the aryan race as well as assassins, were charged to stop these incompetent murderers. Charles Landa, leader of the Aryan Assassins, just so happens to be the son of Hans Landa. What a coincidence..... or is it..? But what will happen when a young girl steps in between these two murderous gangs? ------------------------------------------------------------ "And I frankly do NOT need you to feel the need to defend me!" You raised your voice as you patted down your dress. "Oh I'm sorry for looking out for you? I suppose you can defend yourself. Just like how you defended yourself when that fucking dickhead was touching you everywhere and rubbing himself all over you for example! Huh?! Of course you need us. You need ME. And do you know why? Because you're nothing but a weak stupid little girl, incapable of pushing away a single pervert. You're fucking useless! That's why!" Edward yelled back as he stepped forward, pointing in the direction his enemies had left in as he pronounced the word pervert. ------------------------------------------------------------ - ENEMIES TO LOVERS...???? - Most likely will be including smut along the story (if you guys would like!)

Deep within the dark, disheveled nation of Eldra lies a dark power -- the power of spirits. The power to control the world. It's a power that not even those who wield it can truly understand. Upon finding out about this, Jess and her brother, Jameson, throw away their life in the shadows for a life in the public eye -- possibly one of the most dangerous decisions they've ever made -- all just to clean up the corruption that's befell the nation of floating islands. However, the things they must do to achieve that are some of the hardest things they've had to do in their entire lives. Are they up for it?

CAUTION: Dummies without strong hearts are requested to go back to their responsibilities and duties. Enter the world of procrastination and learn through the master. Procrastinating since 1995.

Viatgem a un món parallel on Hitler ha tingut fills amb altres amants i la mafia japonesa encara té rencors. Amb ments controlades a distància i amistats formades de maneres estrambòtiques es desvetllarà els secrets dels nostres protagonistes.

You're starving. Starving for fun, starving for satisfaction, starving for victory. As time goes on, you want more and more. You feel like you are going insane. You feel that this is becoming dangerous. If you don't stop now, you will regret it forever. No matter how you look at this game, you have to finish it. There is no way back. This is why you will only choose one path, and that is the path of victory. What would happen if there was a war between gods and goddesses? What if the goddesses are tired of being outsiders of the gods and they decide to fight against them. Therefore, they determined to show their strength to everyone. It's time to step onto the chessboard and show them the girl's power. Who will win? Gods or Goddesses? Love, revenge, hatred, friendship, mystery, betrayal - all together in one story.

Amelia Hudson wants to breakup with her boyfriend. She finds him insufferable and infuriating. He's not too keen with her either, and he wants the same fate for their relationship. But when someone takes the breakup a little too well, the other is hurt. Chaos ensues as a bounty is put over Amelia's heart. Can she get through it, or is it just too much?

One last time he burst a bray of laughter and become one of us, the inglorious bastards.

A short story of Maelys the Monstrous, how he came to be, his life in his own words, his thoughts, why he did the things he did, and the years before the battle of the Ninepenny Kings.