Basterds Stories

Dieter Hellström x Reader Side note : This is a slow burn, Additionally there is some time passing between chapters but it doesn't change any of the plot ;3 An American spy was sent behind enemy lines for intel, not love. But while getting close to a certain SS member, Reader can't quite help but fall in love.

So the title basically describes this.

In this piece of shit world, one boy was abandoned by his parents while everyone just throws SHIT at him for being quirkless. Well after a brief suicide a triangular being emerged from the cosmos. this time, a fun happy snappy villainous hero will put this corrupted world in its rightful place

Classes in schools are different from one another. Each has their own tactics in trying to survive each lesson. They may be smart or only have an eye for chaos. In my opinion, each story is unique in each class. I'd love to write about these classes. It's a story must be told

check end of description if ur looking for a smut warning ------------------------------ BASED OFF OF THE STORIES AND MOVIES " GUERRE DES BOUTONS " AND " INGLORIOUS BASTERDS" ------------------------------ Set during WW2 in an occupied village in the south of England, two ruthless groups of boys, between the ages of 11 and 17, (The "Kraut Killers" and the "Slaughtering Soldiers") find themselves at war with each other. Why you might ask? Well it's quite simple really. The Kraut Killers' only objective is, well, killing Krauts. In fact, the leader of the Kraut Killers, Edward Raine, is Lieutenant Aldo Raine's (Inglorious Basterds) very own son, sent to England by his father for refuge from the war. Whereas the Aryan Assassins, who consider themselves at the time part of the aryan race as well as assassins, were charged to stop these incompetent murderers. Charles Landa, leader of the Aryan Assassins, just so happens to be the son of Hans Landa. What a coincidence..... or is it..? But what will happen when a young girl steps in between these two murderous gangs? ------------------------------------------------------------ "And I frankly do NOT need you to feel the need to defend me!" You raised your voice as you patted down your dress. "Oh I'm sorry for looking out for you? I suppose you can defend yourself. Just like how you defended yourself when that fucking dickhead was touching you everywhere and rubbing himself all over you for example! Huh?! Of course you need us. You need ME. And do you know why? Because you're nothing but a weak stupid little girl, incapable of pushing away a single pervert. You're fucking useless! That's why!" Edward yelled back as he stepped forward, pointing in the direction his enemies had left in as he pronounced the word pervert. ------------------------------------------------------------ - ENEMIES TO LOVERS...???? - Most likely will be including smut along the story (if you guys would like!)

The year is 1683. When queens and kings still ruled all over the world. When Knights still guarded their country. And where maybe a little supernatural exist. It is a world where Emile Brown unwillingly falls into. All because of a mirror. [ cover by mellzzo ]

Dahos, the world that lost its technology 20 years ago in the event known as the Collapse. Now the remnants of a once great civilization are ruled by ruthless kings and ravaged by murderous bandits. The city of Eelore governed by the young queen Isabel is protected by a group of mercenaries called the House of Bastards. Join them as they struggle to revive the lost civilization of Dahos and protect the ones they love. Somewhere in the decrepit old capital- Aenfell, scientist of the past age are trying to revive the biotechnology- HEX. Used to give man superhuman abilities akin to magic, HEX was common amongst government officials and law enforcers in the time before the Collapse. But after the loss of all technology something has changed and HEX is reappearing among ordinary people without the slightest need of mechanical implants used in the past.

Its about A vampire Vincent Mir Niolco's whose a Hematophobia which means he is scared of blood so then he becomes a Vegetarian which causes some funny situations. His best friend is Aero Brue Lax whose hiding away from his parents and -maybe gf- Arista whose sisters to a suicidal vamp named Sisarue whose got a crestfallen stalker/ companion/lover named SeraFin. Then the rival twins Charlie and Charlotte are against Jane & Jane. Then there's the occasional odd people like Naz/Nikita who has a split personality of a girl and boy. And Soon come in Ava ivy Pierre.. and someone who will change Vincents world.. That's all for now!!! Read on Listen, see, and just enjoy and laugh!

Lydia Marin is a young bastard Liba who decides to create a safe haven for bastards. She meets many friends doing this and makes herself a family. She finds holes in almost everyone's stories though. She goes to school at Hogwarts and is picked for the Slytherin house where she meets a friend that will ALWAYS be there for her. She ends up changing her hair and does intense makeup to hide her identity to sneak into her castle and ends up becoming her older brothers servant. She meets Loki there and he can see through her poor disguise and he teaches her how to better hide herself and teaches her how to be a trickster. Eventually they grow up and younger generations of bastards still use this place and the original strays move on to other places and make a name for themselves. Lydia ends up getting thrown in a torture house and meets a man who becomes her absolute best friend and they are ALWAYS with each other until something pulls them apart. Lydia ends up in Mystic Falls and finds him again. She ends up being the smartest most terrifying woman he has ever met... but will he pick her or will her world fall apart around her? Will she have to pick up those pieces on her own or will she gain true friends that will always be there for her... friends unlike anyone she has ever met?

This is a story where people's life get switched upside down. It's about five boys who don't know each other until one day. Follow them on the everyday troublemakers and fall in love with these rebels as you read. Romance, comedy and fun is what this is!

Where a girl falls in love with a boy in a band. Emerson Barrett, Palaye Royale

❛ 𝔫𝔬 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔰 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔶 𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲'𝔯𝔢 𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔬𝔫 𝔞 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔫𝔢. 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔰𝔢 𝔡𝔞𝔶𝔰 𝔞-𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫', 𝔦'𝔪 𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔞 𝔱𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔟𝔬𝔶'𝔰 𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔫. ❜ → * . & ━━ the six daughters of aegon ii fight upon the backs of dragons for their father's claim to the throne, and perhaps their own. 𝐃𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍. dance of the dragons. . & → game of thrones, targaryen dynasty: dance of the dragons . & → stand-alone book . & → book five in the otherworldly women extended-universe series . & → art in cover by sibylline meynet . & started on 21.05.2019 ━ ongoing . & © SARAHOPPERS 2019 ━ 2021

Komedie

These are rants on annoying bastards & things. Pardon my language.

Rachel Tiffany Williams and Alice Giselle Silivasi were the most inseparable of friends; so inseparable in fact, that they followed one another from their artistic courses in college, all the way to their individual jobs for the LA Times. Yet, what happens when these two ever-loyal best friends ram right into another set? And a rather well-known set at that: Christoph Waltz and Mads Mikkelsen. When these four hit it off, will new friendships be formed? Or will such relations equate to something far greater? Perhaps, if feelings grow too out-of-hand, the concepts of truth and loyalty will raise considerable questions to each individual friendship.