Basterds Stories

Where a girl falls in love with a boy in a band. Emerson Barrett, Palaye Royale

Through Life, the Bastard is afflicted and looked down upon. Through life's trials, the poem urges to take heart. At the top, his enemies seek to carry favor with him. He Must spit them out forever keeping them on a leash.

uhh I made this for shits and giggles... it's like 2:00 am right now and I'm not tried so eh why not make this. THIS IS JOKE STORY BTW SO DONT LIKE, BEAT ME UP OR SOMETHING..!!! enjoy 😗

A flipped (and changed) perspective retelling of the film Inglourious Basterds, taking place in the perspective of Hans Landa, an SS colonel and "War hero" from Nazi Germany.

CAUTION: Dummies without strong hearts are requested to go back to their responsibilities and duties. Enter the world of procrastination and learn through the master. Procrastinating since 1995.

'I come from a world where love is hate, and hate is love. She came from a world where love is love, and hate is hate. We fought a lot, because of that. Because we were different, because we had our own heads, our own thoughts, and we didn't want to compromise. But now I wish I was never so bloody proud. Because now she's gone.'

A story about 2 shitbags falling in love with each other... idrl the plot lol. I'll just update

Its about A vampire Vincent Mir Niolco's whose a Hematophobia which means he is scared of blood so then he becomes a Vegetarian which causes some funny situations. His best friend is Aero Brue Lax whose hiding away from his parents and -maybe gf- Arista whose sisters to a suicidal vamp named Sisarue whose got a crestfallen stalker/ companion/lover named SeraFin. Then the rival twins Charlie and Charlotte are against Jane & Jane. Then there's the occasional odd people like Naz/Nikita who has a split personality of a girl and boy. And Soon come in Ava ivy Pierre.. and someone who will change Vincents world.. That's all for now!!! Read on Listen, see, and just enjoy and laugh!

Lydia Marin is a young bastard Liba who decides to create a safe haven for bastards. She meets many friends doing this and makes herself a family. She finds holes in almost everyone's stories though. She goes to school at Hogwarts and is picked for the Slytherin house where she meets a friend that will ALWAYS be there for her. She ends up changing her hair and does intense makeup to hide her identity to sneak into her castle and ends up becoming her older brothers servant. She meets Loki there and he can see through her poor disguise and he teaches her how to better hide herself and teaches her how to be a trickster. Eventually they grow up and younger generations of bastards still use this place and the original strays move on to other places and make a name for themselves. Lydia ends up getting thrown in a torture house and meets a man who becomes her absolute best friend and they are ALWAYS with each other until something pulls them apart. Lydia ends up in Mystic Falls and finds him again. She ends up being the smartest most terrifying woman he has ever met... but will he pick her or will her world fall apart around her? Will she have to pick up those pieces on her own or will she gain true friends that will always be there for her... friends unlike anyone she has ever met?

I RP pretty much anything. Mainly into- The Walking Dead(TV Show) Celebrity RPs Marvel TF2 Band RPs RDR Black Ops Zombies (aether story) Inglorious Basterds

After a letter from the king arrives Ginger decides to leave her home, beckoned by voices from her memories whispering questions that can only be answered by returning to the place where her hands got stained by blood. Old promises, new feelings, secrets covered in blood and gold-plated lies, the capital awaits for ginger with a fang filled smile. Will she manage to slip from its grasp again? or will she be swallowed by the darkness that lurks at every corner?

Welcome to this world of Magic. Follow the story of Aelle, Prince Charles and Lord Alex. And their search for this mythical heir of the Lost Queen. Feel free to comment any suggestions and feedback you think are needed. I am always open to criticism. That is how a amateur writer grows. Please 'click' that read button to know what happens next. Please vote, comment, follow and help share the love. Thanks & Enjoy!