Bateman Stories

Paul is simply a underpaid office worker , but when his friend luca disapears under mysterious circumstances, strange patterns emerge, and soon Paul has to wonder how exactly he is involved in his disapearance and how long he can keep it silent.

Inspired by a comment made on Servetus' excellent blog Me + Richard Armitage, this is a series of humorous stories based around the premise of "What if RA's characters hung around my house, eating my junk food, watching the telly, sparring, and in general amusing themselves in their down time?" The initial standalone story was such a hit it became a series.

note: this book only made for fun, no need hate 💀💀

A powerful story!

Caroline doesn't consider herself a popular girl, in fact, she avoids the popular crowd and has only one friend whom she eats lunch with every single day. Though that is the case, she has made a name for herself as 'The Queen Of Smiles'. According to her ever loyal friend, she's known as this because she could lighten up anyone's day with just her smile. That is true and she won't deny it... but she'll be facing her ultimate challenge, the new kid Jesse Winters. Jesse Winters is the new kid at school who everyone wants to be and wants to date. He's achieved fame for himself though he doesn't spend his time hanging out with the jocks. No. He spends his time sleeping at the school's garden. Caroline has one mission and that's to make him smile. But who knew, that along the way, love could blossom between Ms. Smiles & Mr. Frown. |Cover by: @ironic-|

"He says, "Ooh, baby girl, you know we're gonna be legends I'm a king and you're a queen and we will stumble through heaven If there's a light at the end, it's just the sun in your eyes I know you wanna go to heaven, but you're human tonight" Harmony Quinnley was never like the other kids. She had few friends growing up, but none that actually understood what she went through. She grew up with abusive parents who always reminded her how crazy she actually was. Not that she didn't already know, she heard voices and saw shadows everywhere she went. Not to mention the demented thoughts to hurt others, mainly men. She's never trusted men. They always lead to trouble, and nothing good can come from them. They are her targets. She only rarely attacks women, if it's necessary. She's never trusted a man, especially when they try and hurt her. But all that changes when a red headed young man try's to protect her. They meet in the streets of Gotham. Harmony doesn't know what to expect from him. She keeps her guard up at all times. But he knows his way around it.

Batman suddenly becomes aware, and puts together a terrible team of sidekicks to assist him in achieving his dream: to leave Gotham City for sunny California, to become the mayor of a small town there, and to marry the love of his life - an entirely unremarkable and somewhat insufferable woman twice his age, who he barely knows. But bad luck is seemingly eternally close at hand for the man who is bat... bad luck, or incompetency. Why is this? Why is Batman? What is a Batman anyway?And is it ever a good day to be Batman? A bold new and fresh take on an iconic character, by a man who knows absolutely nothing about Batman other than things he has picked up from general exposure to pop culture, and who has never seen a Batman movie except for the 1966 Adam West one, which he saw 15 years ago.

Osama Bin Laden and Barack Obama have a forbidden relationship that they vowed to never speak of. The twists and turns of their connection is worse than getting whiplash. At the same time, Donald Trump and Patrick Bateman, two rich men, are seeing eachother behind their lovers' backs. The lies told to their spouses bring great suspense and angst to their future. Will they last? Will there be drama between the couples? What lies will they unfold?

A girl that get kidnapped She lives alone .... Her name is Amy she just came 20 in December She just broke up with her boyfriend because he had a mental breakdown His name is John

English is not my normal language. So there may be mistakes. Your short stories with Patrick Bateman.

A story of an unlikely pair unraveling the mysteries of the seedy underbelly of Tokyo; a crime ridden city full of gang bangers and hella villains. What is the fate of master physician and astronomer Stephen Hawking and fashion extraordinaire and Olympian Usain Bolt? Only time will tell.

!!! this is not going to be a story !!! patrick bateman and paul allen yaoi yasssss bitch period. there's nothing on here about them so i'm taking the matter into my own hands cuz its so peak and cuz its my fav thing in the whole world rn. basically what im trying to do here is basically one shots/drabbles, but i do wanna say they wont have the same dynamic in all of them. the dynamic i'll usually go for/use most is obsessive love behind closed doors (since they both have fiancé's and work at the same business blahblahblah) but if im not doing that specific dynamic i will let you know at the start/intro of the one shot, if that makes sense. of COURSE theres going to be SMUT. i know most enjoy their canon dynamic, and while i will use that dynamic as well, i wont use it as much as other ones that i have in mind. that being said i hope i attract some paulpatters in this bih ^-^

Being in love with your childhood best friend? Not easy. Being in love with your childhood best friend who has a girlfriend? Definitely not easy. Add a creepy murderous, obsessed stalker to the mix? Well now my life is just giving drama networks a run for their money. Jane Berkley had a pretty normal life (emphasize on the word 'had'). She didn't expect to fall in love with her (admittedly gorgeous) best friend whom she's known her whole life, who just also happened to have a girlfriend who hates her guts. Honestly, Jane was pretty content on pushing aside her feelings and ignoring them in hopes of them fading away. But frankly, that wasn't going to happen anytime soon since Alex has been way too attentive of her lately with his vague texts, and not so friendly touches. And to add more to her problems, a crazy serial killer is in town and makes her his target by stalking her. All Jane wanted in life was normality. She obviously isn't going to have that anytime soon. ~~~~~~~~~ "Darling Jane, You looked so beautiful in the blue dress today. It was hard not to take you right then and there when you smiled in my direction. You're so pure, I want to keep you away from the world so you won't be corrupted. You don't lie about yourself, and you're nothing like those whores parading around in skirts. We'll be together soon, I promise. Wait for me my darling Jane. I'll have you all to myself soon. -Mr. S.M. (Not my first story, but it is the first story I'm posting on here. Sorry for the bad description, but please give this story a try!) Btw the cover is temporary

˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ | 𝗜'𝗠 𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡 𝗔𝗗𝗠𝗜𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡, 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗 𝗜 𝗡𝗘𝗘𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗦𝗢 𝗠𝗨𝗖𝗛? america's resident psycho, head over heels for valencia wayne! (who may or may not be one of gotham's elusive vigilantes?)

A series of oneshots about ITV's Jekyll and Hyde. Will try and do one for every character.