Batjokes Stories

The Joker is Batman's greatest enemy, but he can't help but (subconsciously) wish for it to be a little something more. To get his mind off Batman, Haley suggests the Joker go out and meet someone. And who does he run into but Bruce Wayne himself! He'll have to deal with coming too terms with his complicated relationship with Batman while attempting (and failing) to deny his emerging feelings for Bruce. When all is said and done, he'll have to choose between the two. Won't he? --------------------------------------------------- Batman and the Joker are greatest enemies, but Batman feels like hatred isn't really the right word for what he's feeling. While contemplating how to deal with the confusing situation, he runs into the Joker, but as Bruce Wayne. Batman soon realizes that this is exactly the way he can have a proper relationship with the Joker without ruining their current one. But as time passes, he's more and more reluctant to fight the Joker, and with his behavior changes, he might end upon blowing his cover and losing the protection of his alter ego forever.

Joker wakes up in an alternate reality where he is the crime stopping vigilante and Bats is now Gotham's most wanted. There's going to be so much batjokes. (not my art credits to whoever did it tho. its pretty cute :) )

When The Joker realizes that his Batsy will never love him, he decides to get help. It took longer then he hoped, but he eventually came home. With this story I'm using a Joker without scars, I'm thinking like Leto but without the grill and tattoos

Is a ship of batman and joker none as batjokes of course that's why your reading this book of shit sorry but I'm hard on my salf and stuff sorry have fun

Joker kidnaps Bruce Wayne waiting for batman to show up.. little does he know, he's already there.

Jokes drags Batman in a merry dance. Technically not REALLY a love story but uh yeah idk, enemies to lovers? More like enemies and still enemies but one is fucking delusional *laugh track* Also uh Batman is at the end of his rope for some reason. Woohoo, angry Bruce *cheering*

About Batman and the villians going through life! Mostly One shots (Slow updates very much a parody) ---------------------- Pairings include: Riddler X Penguin Harley X Poison Ivy Two-face X Rachel BatmanXJoker ---------------------- Disclaimer: All credit goes to DC and their creators! The only thing I own are the stories/plots

It's a game It's a show It's a great way to go It's a play It's an act It's all for the show ::: The reminiscence of Jaqueline Napier as he stands on the edge of a chasm, and listens to the laughter and sobs of it's occupants.

In the dark shadows of Gotham City, Bruce Wayne, blinded by the glimmer of false innocence, nurtured the illusion that John Doe was merely a gentle criminal, an easy prey for his good intentions. However, the veil was abruptly torn apart, revealing a cruel and heart-wrenching reality. For behind the mask of innocence lurked a demon of deceitful oaths, a genius of lies and manipulation, toying with destiny like an enchanting puppeteer. The chains of truth, now unveiled, plunged Bruce into a whirlwind of unsuspected betrayals, where good and evil intertwine in a fatal dance, and the soul of the city gradually descends into poignant distress.

After batman and the joker confesses there love for eachother, Batman realizes that he felt something more than hate towards the joker. Does the joker like him the same way, or does he just want hate? (Cover art is not mine)

This story will often take place with Batman instead of Joker btw non of this is near cannon. Batman gets to a island and is greeted by a bunch of new faces. Will he fit into the school or will it tear him apart. Bruce quickly finds out that this school isn't just a superhero school as well. Joker is a 17 year old Psychopath. He often bothers Batman for entertainment. To mark the places he takes clam to he draws red smiles all over the wall with spray paint. Batman is 18. He spends most of his time alone in his dorm watching the cameras. Bruce is almost never seen outside of his dorm and he hates being around others. He will often hide in dark places to avoid conversation. Batman has taken place in a super hero school to learn more about hero's and get stronger. Joker on the other hand takes place in a school for villains. Bruce is taught by Martian Manhunter. Joker is taught by Lex Luthor. Batman struggles to distract the annoying teenager that is Joker. Batman's class mates: Super Man Super Girl Wonder Woman Green lantern The Flash Azrael Aqua man Martian Manhunter Cyborg Beast Boy Robin Raven Starfire Night wing Green Arrow Shazam Batwoman Jokers Class mates: Penguin Harlequin Mr Freeze ScareCrow Riddler Red Hood Deathstroke Man-Bat Arkham knight Captain Cold Black Manta

What happens when Gothams greatest superhero is trapped with Gothams best villain for 8 hours?

Batman x joker one shots! don't like? then don't read, that simple. I have other one shot books so please take a look at them. Enjoy and as always, requests are welcome ♡

Joker hooked his arms around the Bat's neck and kissed him hard. The Windows shattered and around them it stormed.

A combination of many one-shots from multiple fandoms made with the help of AI. Hope you enjoy this nonsense and have a great day.

What's worse than seeing two arch nemesis, after years of fighting, somewhat finally forming a relationship together? It's something I had to watch first hand. Feeling awkward and put out of your friends love? Gosh, well, I do. Luckily, don't let this book pass you by. From my own personal experience I'm here to teach, to the best of my ability or to gossip, about my life, how exactly to put up with being a third wheel. And I'm sure if it hasn't happened to you yet, it sure as hell will happen to you soon. So why don't you take one side of the couch while your two other friends cuddle on the other. Go and type in their cute lovey dovey couple Wi-Fi password. Settle back, read my "Guide to Being a Third Wheel" and believe me, whatever you think is going on worse in your love life, it definitely can't be worse than this. **((Book written and taken from Selina Kyle/Catwoman's POV))***

tercera y ultima entrega de mi trilogía de batjokes, podéis encontrar la primera parte como" intervención" y la segunda como " bienvenido a la familia . . . o no ?"'pero para los que ya las han leído, toma sinopsis !!! a tan solo una semana de la boda, bruce debe atender asuntos en el cuartel de la justice league, por lo que dejara al joker en la mansion hasta que vuelva pero al teletransportar en un descuido su anillo de compromiso, el joker tendrá que infiltrarse en la atalaya.

Hello! This story is based on a two shot I did that I decided to make into a full story! This is my first full story for batjokes! About: joker and Harley go out to steal some jewelry when joker finds a beautiful blue diamond! It reminds him of his batsy so when Batman comes to fight like normal, joker just gives him the diamond. Batman is very confused by this and when he sees joker again, he starts to question his feelings for the clown. When he realizes these feelings, he is conflicted with his feelings towards joker and his job. Drama between the criminal and hero, as they both try to make a relationship work. (It's mostly just Lego batjokes, anyways I hope you enjoy!) Best rankings: 1# in Lego batjokes 1# in Lego Batman 1# in batjokes 2# in Lego batjokes 2# in batjokes (Yay! : D I've never had a story number one in something before this story so thank you>3)

Prompt: Bruce Wayne has a tattoo counting down the few moments he has left to live.