Batterie Stories

The batter has lived his entire life in two places. The real world and a place called OFF.

(Still a lil bit of a WIP) Zacharie thought he was strong. He thought he was a strong, confident dude that smooth talked every customer that walked into his shop. He thought he was a charming guy who could get a chuckle out of anyone. He thought everything would always go in his favor. And he was right. And that was how it was meant to be. Well, At least until one particular playthrough of the game. **No smut here! Just some angst with a happy fluffy conclusion** :Mortis Ghost owns all of these characters and the game not me :P:

Exactly what the title implies, requests are allowed.

<p>Pensé pour un usage mobile ludique, l'ultrabook est caractérisé par sa configuration convertible. Grâce à des charnières rotatives à 360 degrés, l'écran va pouvoir adopter plusieurs positions : en face pour un usage normal, à plat, en mode tente ou encore en fonction chevalet. A noter que dans le but d'affiner toujours plus ses bordures, Asus a relégué la webcam sous l'écran (un peu sur le côté). Ce n'est pas vraiment préjudiciable en mode tablette mais l'angle de prise de vue est peu flatteur en mode ordinateur.</p> <p>La batterie reste la même (42 Whr) et s'en sort plutôt bien avec 8 à 9 heures environ en usage courant.</p> <p><img src="http://www.batterieprofessionnel.com/img/asus-a550ca.jpg" alt="Asus A41-X550A"/></p> <p> <a href="http://www.batterieprofessionnel.com/asus-a41-x550a.html">Batterie pour A41-X550A</a> </p>

old shit lol i'll put the stuff i put on AO3 on this too

Does anyone even remember OFF? Zacharie X Bad!Batter AU where The Batter doesn't turn it OFF...

Off/ Batterie Oneshot. Loosely based on the au "You don't need that puppeteer" is part of.

Buenos dias, amigos. It is I, Zacharie, the much needed merchant in a game that is simply OFF. Hehehe, I apologize for the silly joke. This is my story of what me and the dear Batter had. I believe you Puppeteers call it "Batterie". An intriguing name. This is our love story, one of free will and of our own choice, much like your everyday lives. We don't get this as often. This will possibly be pleasant to you. Or maybe it won't.

Without someone to guide him The Batter is lost in the world. He's weak. He doesn't know how to control himself. He's experiencing emotions he doesn't know the meaning of. Zacharie appoints to help him.

Heyo everyone!! Thank you /so/ much for 2.7K reads!!! It means a lot!! Zacharie x Batter Are you ready for the ~smutty~ ending ;3 ITS COMING SOON MY FRIENDS I PROMISE

bienvenue dans ce tutoriel simple contenant maintes informations et trucs pour s'améliorer en batterie !

The Puppeteer abandons the world of Off after siding with The Judge, leaving it a barren wasteland with few remaining. But hidden feelings spark a stranger to restore the world to its former glory- with a few changes. Please be aware that an oc of mine will be a primary character for the first couple chapters. Also, there is a bit of batterie, but I doubt anyone will care.

Just oneshots for batter x Zacharie from off :)

Cycle de vie de la batterie En raison des propriétés chimiques des ions lithium, la capacité de la batterie diminue graduellement avec l'utilisation au fil du temps. C'est un phénomène normal.

You and the Batter go out for the night, But encounter an odd merchant. The Batter knows him... somehow. You talk to this "merchant" they call Zacharie, and slowly become friends with him. Who will you choose? Where will you go? Who else will you meet?

Enoch's a sugar addict, Dedan's an asshole (as always) and Japhet's a pervert. The Queen is having teenager's heart problems, while Pablo is too busy fangirling about Twilight. Zacharie keep asking Batter for his butt, but he's too busy purifying whales. Also, WHERE THE FUCK IS VALERIE !?!?!?