Bazooble Stories

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE KILL HIM TOO?!" Evil Jax yelled, her words catching him off guard. He motioned to tied Gummigoo who meanwhile had been staring at the ceiling. "We already have him! What do we need him"-he pointed to the anthropomorphic purple rabbit-"for?" "Eh," Evil Pomni tsked, "They both make these dumb as fuc[BEEP] comments that make me want to cut their non-existent dic[BEEP]s. Plus, I'd rather have two people tied to a chair than only one," she explained and resumed with sharpening the knife. Jax tried to suppress his smirk, however his will wasn't powerful enough. Even Gummigoo was trying to hide the snort that escaped him. "Hey, I'm always in for being the bottom you both need." Evil Jax gritted his teeth, irritated. "Yeah, okay, I see your point."

You, a junkie, happen to stumble upon a headset in an abandoned building. After putting it on, you find yourself in THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS. Good luck, honey. Try not to abstract.