Bazpitch Histoires

Ever since Baz was a child, he heard stories of the miraculous Simon Snow and his incredible adventures in Neverland. For Baz, stories of Simon are more than just stories--they are true. The tales become his way to escape his harsh reality and his old-fashioned family. So, when his sister is old enough to understand, he tells her about Simon Snow and his battles with The Insidious Humdrum and how he and his fairy help-mate, Penelope, save Neverland on a daily basis. What Baz doesn't know is that there's always someone lurking outside his window when he tells these stories. Ever since Simon was born, he knew that the real world wasn't the place for him. His mother died during childbirth and his father, in turn, became an abusive drunk. So, when Simon was seventeen, he escaped to Neverland where he would never have to grow up and be like his father. Now that he's been there for so long (he lost track of the years overtime) he starts to wander back into the real world to see how things have changed. One night he hears, through an open window, a silky voice telling stories of Simon Snow the Great Adventurer. The boy that didn't want to grow up. So Simon hovers outside the window night after night, just to hear what the boy has to say. One night, Simon finds himself going in through the window to try and find his shadow and meets the mysterious story-teller. Who, as he finds out, is not just mysterious--he is incredibly attractive.

Christmas Snowbaz "He's good isn't he?" "I s'pose," I huff, grudgingly. I can't fight it any more. He's bloody good, and so fucking cool, even singing tacky Christmas songs. He's making the whole pub fall in love with him. No exceptions. The bastard. Slow burner I don't own these characters - they belong to the amazing Rainbow Rowell

I absolutely love SnowBaz and I couldn't seem to find more fanfics so I decided to write my own! There will be a brief description as to where it takes place and when in the beginning of the story as an A/N. I hope you guys enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them

I post these on tumblr but in case there's some Carry On fans who don't follow me, here they are. (note: I'm marking this as completed for now bc I doubt I'll ever write about them again. however, if someone requests it I'd probably write it so you never know.)

Just Simon and Baz AU in the million of ways they could fall in love

Simon Snow and Basilton Grimm-Pitch; the self-proclaimed super villain that almost ate up all magic and the world's friendliest, least-bloodthirsty vampire. Together they make a bit of an odd couple, but there is no doubt that they are desperately, incurably in love with one another. How will they react to the stress and mayhem of Agatha Wellbelove-- a girl who doesn't even know they're friends, let alone in love-- coming back to England for a visit? Highest ranking: no.1 in #snowbaz {04/10/19, 01/19/ 20, and 12/30/20}, no.1 in #simonsnow {05/24/20}, and no.1 in #carryon {05/01/20} {Contains some mild swearing-- nothing worse than what's found in any of Rainbow Rowell's works}{These characters belong to Rainbow Rowell. I do not own them, just the story and the cover art. Please do not upload my works on any other site :)}

Forest love

Baz and Simon are always fighting. They both seem to be hiding what they're writing from each other, and Simon won't even let Penny see what he's writing. All rights go to the creator of the characters, Rainbow Rowell. Cover credit goes to teachans_art on Instagram

Just some shit to do on SnowBaz day, because I was like twelve and obsessed when I wrote this.

Just a (really) short SnowBaz drabble

This is my book of opinions. I am open to people expressing their own in the comments, just please no big arguments This will include my opinions and theories on Gravity Falls, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, The Simon Snow Series, The Maze Runner, Disney movies/series, Voltron, The Dragon Prince, and many others. I am a little behind on some of these things, SPOILERS are ahead.

"happily ever afters don't exist!" "maybe not with her. but with you, anything is possible." ---------- based on the film, enchanted. this movie was my childhood and i thought it would be a very cute story for snowbaz. (i'm starting this, and i'm making this a priority. smack me over the head if i forget)

This is a compilation of Snowbaz oneshots that I've written. You'll figure out pretty quickly that it's about 96% fluff and cuddles. Thanks for reading!! :) ((none of the artwork is mine))

Penelope and Simon are in a bar and Penelope tells Simon to pretend to be Baz's boyfriend because a girl's hitting on him and he looks uncomfortable.

Snowbaz, AFTER "Any Way The Wind Blows" so there are spoilers and stuff. i warned you haha of course, these characters and stuff belong to Rainbow Rowell and I wouldnt have it any other way. *This is my first time writing so please keep that in mind when you are reading!*

Simon hadn't had high expectations for his last year at Watford, and he definitely hadn't been prepared to fall in love with his infuriating room-mate....but at Watford, anything can happen

The fics I wrote for the Carry On Countdown 2017

Najchętniej schowałbym się pod łóżkiem i nigdy nie wychodził.

The only thing that I liked more about Cath (from Fangirl)'s version of Carry On was the relationship between Penny and Baz. So, of course, I decided to write my own fic where their relationship takes center stage. Also: I've read a few stories in which Baz wears makeup. All of those stories have been my favorites (for obvious reasons). Therefore, this fic will feature Baz in makeup (yay!). Most of this is fluff and awkward sexual tension, I apologize in advance. Enjoy! These characters belong to Rainbow Rowell, not me. I only take credit for the plot line here, not the characters.

After mysterious death of his parents, 16 years old Darren is moving to England to live with his uncle. But he has strange plans with him. He drives him right in front of the gates of Watford, the school of magic. He meets new friends, weird boy who might be the love of his life and discovers more about the world of mages his parents never talked about. Trying to find out more about his parents, he realized their death maybe was not an accident.