Bbno Stories

this is satire i got rlly bored so uhh here bro dro kro lro Alex has a totally AWESOME life!! Or so he thinks. His life is mostly just him getting bullied by his brother, but he doesn't rlly care bc he's a bit gullible theheh!! Other then that its just him and his e-kitten (Yung Gravy/Matthew) doing 50 lines of cocaine everyday. But on their birthday he starts to realise that his bestie westie boo is actually probs meant to be his enemy... grrraHHHH

Stunning story about Yung Gravy exploring boundaries with his friends and a guest. Surprise twists incoming.

Then, he felt it. Three distinct taps against his wrist, next to his belt. Looking down at his arm, Matt felt his long legs go all gooey, seeing it light up pink, his favorite color. The color he assigned to Alex, because he was his favorite person. (Or, Alex and Matt have Bond Bracelets.)

Theres ᵃ 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚛 🍔 𝘪𝘯 𝑉𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑠 😯 ᶜᵃˡˡᵉᵈ stay 𝓣𝓾𝓷𝓮𝓭...

Gravy Week is a Yung Gravy fan event taking place from October 6-12 and features prompts about the long boi lanky lad himself, Matthew 'Yung Gravy' Hauri!

When Matt looks at him in a way that suggests that he doesn't want him to leave LA, Alex feels some strange feeling all the way up to when he's standing at the airport he can't shake.

[PART 2] SEQUELLLS- which aren't really as good as the original one. [If you haven't read the first book go do that !] started: 4-27-19 Finished: t-b-d **DISCLAIMER** This book involves cussing and inappropriate jokes. Read at you're own risk.

For a fleeting moment, there was recognition, a flicker of something... was it guilt? Surprise? Before Alex could decipher it, Matt's face smoothed out into a practised, almost too-wide smile. He's determined to wipe it off Matt's face.

At a bbno$ concert, the reader, a fan, is enjoying the show when bbno$ notices them in the crowd. After the performance, he approaches them, and they hit it off, agreeing to meet up afterward. Over the following weeks, they text and hang out, forming a deep connection. Their friendship blossoms into a romantic relationship, built on shared interests, laughter, and genuine chemistry. What began as a chance encounter at a concert evolves into a meaningful and intimate relationship.

Matt knows his cheeks are pink, but given he's practically holding Alex up as he fondles him under his button up, eyes looking up at him like he's the night sky, he's not exactly in a position to complain.

Matt's caught the plague (it's just the flu) and Alex wants to take care of him.

Y/N, a music tour producer who finally got herself on to BBNO$'s tour team. You've been a bit hard on the team, but it's working. What everyone doesn't know is that you've been a fan of Alex's work since the Soundcloud days. Now with the final week of the tour beginning, tensions are on the rise. Will you sacrifice everything you've worked so hard to achieve, or play it safe?

"So, question-" Ari's voice was deceptively casual, her legs crossed primly as she surveyed the scene. "Did you, by any chance, bite other kids at school?"

ITS SATIRE I PROMISE

It's always the same. Matt gets drunk, Matt calls him and he has to talk him down. He should hate it. He should.

"Please tell me the condoms that you carry in your wallet are not just the ones adorned with the American flag colours." "Normally they're neon pink, baby." "Do not call me baby."

"You're making me uneasy, staring at that thing." "Well, I used to be a cop, remember? Some things just don't leave you."

"Hey, I wanna show you something, before we go home." "You already brought me dinner first, so I get if you want to get your freak on-" "Not like that, asshole."

He's almost expecting to be pounced on as soon as he even cracks the door open, force of habit and all that - but instead of being crash tackled to the ground, nothing comes. Huh. That's a little weird.

Alex takes care of Matt when they get home from a party.