Beetlejuiceiscool Stories

It's trash but I love it. I've been obssessing over this song from Beetlejuice and I thought "hmm, what would it be like if Patton was the lady..." and then it went from there (I haven't seen anything else of Beetlejuice but I read that Barbara and Adam are married and I ship Patton and Logan sooo) also I figured the characters all fit well or at least for this song, I don't know, tell me your thoughts down below