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  • 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝𝐲 | 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝗼𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞 by -amxur
    -amxur
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    "𝑖 ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑖𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒, 𝑖 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑔𝑜 ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑒." *** a girl that's never been appreciated, finally meets the people she's needed all along or a group of people meet a girl that they never knew they needed, until now slow burn. fem! OC x male! OC. An office fan fiction ! Mentions of terminal illness, anxiety, death, and broken families ! Began: july 2020 Ended: december 2020 highest ranking: #1 in the office #1 in dwight #1 in pam beasley #1 in micheal scott
  • Mike Beets by Techno29
    Techno29
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    Who is Mike Beets? Mike Beets is renowned as a TV personality and a minor who has worked on the mine full-time since he was 13. Beets are also known as the youngest son of Tony Beets. Tony Beets is the Canadian legendary gold prospector and owner of the Tamarack Gold Mines, Klondike Region, Yukon, Canada. Beets are also a TV reality-show legend and is regularly appeared on the Discovery Channel's TV show, "Gold Rush." Early Life and Age Mike Beets was born in 1990 in Canada. As of 2022, Mike is 32 years old, and his zodiac sign is Sagittarius. Beets was born with the birth name Michael Beets. He is the son of Tony Beets (father) and Minnie Beets (Mother). Both are creators of the Gold Rush TV series. He is the grandson of Klaus Beets (grandfather) and Magda Beets (Grandmother). Mike holds Canadian nationality and Dutch ethnicity. Mike Beets grew up with his siblings, Bianca Beets, Kevin Beets, and Monica Beets. Talking about his educational background, he has not shared information regarding his educational background.
  • The curse of the sassy boo bi es by xxpissgoblinxx
    xxpissgoblinxx
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    Whilst investigating the death of a local cow milker, a goth goth clown called dwight k schrute schrute uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, sassy boo bi es circulating throughout strip club in my basement. As soon as anyone uses the boo bi es, he or she has exactly 69 days left to live. The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look kinda thicc but like still goth. A marked person feels like a thicc pidgeon to touch. dwight k schrute gets hold of the boo bi es, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into his mind: a baggy shrimp balancing on a wet cow milker, an old newspaper headline about a pregnancy accident, a hooded anteater ranting about pp and a drinking well located in a wet place. When dwight k schrute notices his b oo bi es have pidgeon-like properties, he realises that the curse of the sassy boo bi es is true and calls in his lover, a butter churner called beet justabeet, to help. beet examines the boo bi es and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the baggy shrimp balancing on a wet cow milker particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a supernatural death. dwight k schrute and beet pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded anteater. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?
  • fruit/veggie of passion by frankel1227
    frankel1227
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    How does he manage to make everything so sensual? Bella asks this question everyday. And today of all days, she still hasn't learned the answer.
  • Schrute Growing Up by BroadwayFlowerss
    BroadwayFlowerss
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    The adventures of Dwight Schrute learning to grow beets, teaching himself about bears, all while making time to watch the original Battlestar Galactica. I'm going mentally insane...
  • A letter by President-Unicorn
    President-Unicorn
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  • My Heart Beets {Raquelle x Beets} by Rockmop
    Rockmop
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    Raquelle met him in a super market of all places, on Wednesday, it was the most average Wednesday of her life, until, it wasn't. She saw from him across the produce aisle, so bright and sweet, he had an earthy air around him, the moment Raquel eyes land on him, her life was changed for ever. or After Raquelle /finally/ gets over Ken she fall for another. The most unexpected in the most unexpected of places.
  • The Cracker Barrel Bullitten  by The_anti_author
    The_anti_author
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    The author of the Bearpocolypse p.s.a s recounting the coming and goings in a Cracker during the bearpocolypse, because as all of you know , durning the bearpocolypse , Cracker Barrel's Were repurposed into safe houses. This story introduces a lot of... interesting characters. And continues the story and universe started in the 'original bearpocolypse p.s.a s' .
  • Feasible health advantages of Fermented Beets by fermentedbeets
    fermentedbeets
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    Our Proprietary FermaPro® Fermentation Process Yields Up To 2x's e Nitrate Concentration While Simultaneously Reducing Naturally occuring sugar found in beets.
  • Nature Fuel Power Beets Powder by shimul72biswas
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    ATHLETIC ENDURANCE SUPPLEMENT: Our Power Beets Powder is the perfect, natural pre workout supplement! Try mixing with a glass of water 30 minutes before your workout to activate nitric oxide within your body
  • I'll Always Beet Around by Lizveasey2014
    Lizveasey2014
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    When the bus breaks down, the boys never expect to end up on a farm.