Benshapiro Stories

This hypersensitive, overly offended culture we all live in is pretty annoying, and I, along with 81% of Americans are honestly quite fed up with this. Far too often it seems that the most sensitive, offended fruitcakes are the ones with the loudest voices. So, how do we stop this cesspool of crybabies?

I wrote this as a joke and indeed I hate it.

This is a rewritten and improved version of the old story, "An Unlikely Love Story" It's no longer available on this account, but there is also an adaptation of it on YouTube under the same name however I suggest to start with this version because the original has many outdated plot points in it. The main characters all in their senior year of high school and are all eighteen unlike in real life where they are much older. Disclaimer this is a fanfiction and I don't own any of the copyright

Ben Shapiro x JFK x Ronald Reagan. + The Multiverse because that makes sense

Ben Shapiro and Borat love story

let's face it we all want our liberal cheeks clapped by him

With every "Facts don't care about your feelings" Ben said, y/n took care that he questons it. His facts and his feelings. Ideal cast: Ben Shapiro: Ben Shapiro y/n: me!!!!

(HIGHSCHOOL AU) When Joe Biden moves to a new school, he doesn't expect to make any enemies, and he certainly didn't expect to find true love.

Cardi B x Megan the Stallion fairy tale fan fic!! Cardi (princess) and Megan (knight) FLUFF

A thrilling story about the protagonist, y/n, who was created by an organization called Wicklow. During the day, she's a normal girl in love, but at night she becomes a bloodthirsty warrior. Day her has no memories of the night, and night her knows everything. With villains attacking, not knowing who to trust, and a possible pregananancy, who knows what will happen? Facts don't care about your feelings, and the facts are that you don't want to miss out on this fantastic story.

their love could never be.. could it?

SHort story about my favorite politician going to hogwarts (special guest: Alvin) Co-written by: Montgomery Smithington III

Your welcome I'm amazing

i stole the name from a gacha series i was meant to be a VA for lol we had a maths teacher in today for an interview or something and one of my friends said he looked like ben shapiro. another one of my friends then mentioned ben shapiro x mystery maths teacher and so now im writing this. please dont take this seriously

You've been asked to do an interview with Ben Shapiro about the recent school shooting that claimed the lives of 68 students, making it the largest mass shooting in America. Sexual tension forced the two to end it early, but it doesn't mean that was the last time they saw eachotherc

he gets butt blasted

im not sorry.

Kanye West wakes up one morning in Los Angeles with Lil Pump at his side. Although this is a normal, fairly common occurrence, the apocalypse that rages just beyond the doors of Pump's mansion is not. What follows is an incredibly long, convoluted, blasphemous, poorly written book where Kanye's path will cross with that of Danny DeVito, some guy named Jake, Ben Shapiro, Satan himself, another version of himself, and many more. From characters being killed off and reincarnated left and right to the main character switching more than three times, this book is truly one of the worst ever written. Reviews: Bruce T: "This book is hysterical." My English teacher: "Paul, please stop wasting your time on your book and start doing homework. There are exams in three weeks." My dad: "So... You wrote a book about Kanye? *exasperated sigh*" Random stranger: "How did you get in my house? Is that a knife?" My friend's grandma: "This book is funny." Kayla W: ".........." Join me as I disappoint my family, teachers, and even my friends while my life crumbles around me. The Author

Ben has just gotten divorced. His wife had finally gotten sick of his overzealous behavior towards everyone, specifically those who are a part of the Liberal/Democratic Socialist party. He's got the house to himself as he prepares for another rally. While there, he meets someone. Will they be able to replace his once fairytale-like marriage or will it just be a sad attempt to mask his loneliness?

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: THIS STORY TAKES PLACE DURING THE EVENTS OF CHAPTER 4 OF DANGANRONPA: TRIGGER HAPPY HAVOC AND THUS WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS AND MAJOR CHARACTER DEATHS!!! IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SPOILED, PLEASE DON'T READ THIS!!!!! ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ (story synopsis under the "read more") After his goth vampire GF celestia was found to be the imposter and promptly ejected, byakuya has never felt more alone. Feeling as though there was now a void in his life that needed to be filled in one way or another....and that's when a peculiar person begins to catch his attention, one he might have had just as much in common with as his former love. When sakura is found dead and the debates begin again, things take a turn for the worse as byakuya starts to feel conflicted about this mysterious stranger.