Benshapiro Stories

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when ben shapiro is forced by his sister to stay at Republican Ranch for the summer, he is a little ticked. no service, no media, and plenty of flannel-clad, buckled men?! sounds like a living hell! especially when he gets there and is forced to live in a cabin with a rude, mysterious, golden-haired roommate. however, as he learns more about this secretive stranger, he discovers a passion within himself that he had never felt before. could this be love? or will the shadows of the past and the wild wild west wedge between them forever? if you love cowboys, republicans, and romance, then republican ranch 1: donny and benny is the story for you!! RAAAHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

im not sorry.

Smut

This hypersensitive, overly offended culture we all live in is pretty annoying, and I, along with 81% of Americans are honestly quite fed up with this. Far too often it seems that the most sensitive, offended fruitcakes are the ones with the loudest voices. So, how do we stop this cesspool of crybabies?

drako has had a crush on obama for years, but when y/n appears at hogwarts, everything changes. Should update once a week

A fanfiction about @rodentmaster2000's designs and headcanons for famous political figures.

OK so in the sroy ben shapiro and reader habve epic seks with EPIC FActs Alternate title: Ben Shapiro ANALLY RUPTURES AND PENETRATES AND DESTROYS STUPID LIBTARD with facts

James was a small Youtuber. Benjamin Shapiro was an excellent speaker. James was working at his new job when he ran into Benjamin (literally) and they started talking. They were hypnotized by each other and decided to get to know each other better.

your REPUBLICAN HOMOPHOBIC dad loves ben shaperspero a little TOO much... after a surprise random encounter, can they fight their SUSSY feelings? or will they kiss (on the mouth)?

I hate you all

Bl story for the funs lol (ALL SATIRE!!)

their love could never be.. could it?

The election is coming up. Everyone is against each other. Especially 2 of the main candidates. But the truth is, both have very big secrets, that they are both hiding from the rest of the world.

It all started when Barry Bee Benson and Little Benny Shapirito meet at a conference in New York City, Barry forgot about Vanessa and Little Small Ben forgot about his wife, Mor Shapiro, and everything is history from that point. They started off as fiery rivals, but ended as the hot new couple in town. Read to see their love story unravel PLEASE GET BEN SHAPIRO TO SEE THIS, IT WOULD BE SO HILARIOUS

Two men, one debate. BEN SHAPIRO x MALE! CONSERVATIVE! BEN SHAPIRO! READER

Sans Undertale finds the love of his life, but not everything goes perfectly for the two lovers. Do they seize the means of production, or does sans have a dark secret- or worse, a history with the german army? This book is an epic, three-part thrilling saga that will leave the reader with deep, complex emotions. It discusses heavy topics such as classism, racism, the meaning of life, and the certainty of death. It will take the reader through a roller coaster of emotions, and into the inner workings of the mind of someone who is deep in love.

angst :,)

billy discovers the wonderful world of gun ownership and love and lust