Benshapiro Stories

Ben Shapiro x JFK x Ronald Reagan. + The Multiverse because that makes sense

your REPUBLICAN HOMOPHOBIC dad loves ben shaperspero a little TOO much... after a surprise random encounter, can they fight their SUSSY feelings? or will they kiss (on the mouth)?

THIS IS A JOKE

he gets butt blasted

title. sex

"Think about the - the - effect on the economy. This is about more than just a broke college student with-" "What if it were me?" My voice wavers, struggling between my simultaneous feelings of rage and heartbreak. He pauses, and for the first time, he seems caught off guard. "I... would-" he opens his mouth, closes it, and opens it again. "Pay for it myself." "Oh, fuck off." I laugh bitterly, resenting the scalding tears I felt pooling beneath my eyes. "Hypothetically, we'd never met, and I was a broke college student with two dead parents and nine-thousand dollars to my name. Still think I should rot with cancer until I breathe my last in my Art History class?" - Ben Shapiro and Cali Miller (fictional)

billy discovers the wonderful world of gun ownership and love and lust

when ben shapiro is forced by his sister to stay at Republican Ranch for the summer, he is a little ticked. no service, no media, and plenty of flannel-clad, buckled men?! sounds like a living hell! especially when he gets there and is forced to live in a cabin with a rude, mysterious, golden-haired roommate. however, as he learns more about this secretive stranger, he discovers a passion within himself that he had never felt before. could this be love? or will the shadows of the past and the wild wild west wedge between them forever? if you love cowboys, republicans, and romance, then republican ranch 1: donny and benny is the story for you!! RAAAHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Let's make them all gay! Just kidding! Only Matt and Ben ~ . I'm serious about this -ok some things I might be joking- but I do love these stories. Also they're all younger like in their early 20's so they're not married.

when ben shapiro is in the middle of a podcast episode, he realizes trans people aren't so bad after all! unfortunetly, his friends wont accept him for who he is inside, and chaos insues

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One moment you're crossing the street, the next thing you know you're waking up in a mysterious world full of magic and danger. You soon realize that you've been isekaied - transported to another world by Truck-kun- and your only hope of returning home is to navigate through this strange land and overcome the challenges that await you. But there's a catch: your mother is expecting you back home soon, and if you don't return in time, you'll be in big trouble. Can you find a way to make it back to your own world before it's too late? As you explore this new world, you'll encounter powerful foes like Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Goku, Bruce Lee, Batman and many more. But you'll also make new friends and allies who will aid you in your journey. Will you be able to rise through the ranks, defeat the writer and escape this otherworldly realm? The clock is ticking, and your mother is waiting.

A love ballad between two soulmates who swore never to tell people about how they feel. TW very emotional and romantic.

Sans Undertale finds the love of his life, but not everything goes perfectly for the two lovers. Do they seize the means of production, or does sans have a dark secret- or worse, a history with the german army? This book is an epic, three-part thrilling saga that will leave the reader with deep, complex emotions. It discusses heavy topics such as classism, racism, the meaning of life, and the certainty of death. It will take the reader through a roller coaster of emotions, and into the inner workings of the mind of someone who is deep in love.

Ben Shabibo is a conservative political commentator. His morals can't be swayed, until he meets her... What will Shabibo do when he meets the love of his life? Poop?

uwu... benny-chan shapiro is just a little femboy trying to survive ferocious bullying at his high school :((( tomika macdonald is a quirky outsider bad transgirl who repeatedly pummels him into the ground (how cute :,( ) what happens when the most unlikely duo get put together for a group history project? :O

Diluc had always been deeply, head over heels, super lovey towards his three husbands/children, but everything changed when he met a small, 7 foot tall weasel man on Christian Mingle, Ben Shapiro. Ben Shapiro wasn't Christian, but that didn't matter, Diluc had finally found someone who completed him. Joined by Pennywise The Sewer Cat, they were in for an adventure. Based off of the true story of Keaya x Elon (our other super sexy romance, read that first!) Diluc x Ben tells the story of a really new blossoming alliance where they had a lot of sex.

A fanfiction about @rodentmaster2000's designs and headcanons for famous political figures.