Bequietdewy Stories

If the band ever sees this...I'm so sorry PLEASE KNOW IT'S ENTIRELY IRONIC ////// If you're a random person finding this...hi! This was written for a group of roughly 10 people in a discord server and has way too many references and inside jokes to count. If you decide to try and read this mess, I wish you luck. And once again I say THIS IS ENTIRELY IRONIC PLEASE DON'T TAKE ANY OF IT SERIOUSLY. I'M BEGGING YOU.