Bernie Stories

It's hard to be white in America, isn't it? But Dylan perseveres. He drives to school every day from the suburbs in the shiny black BMW his dad bought him. He works hard at the job his mom got him after school. He maintains a 4.0 GPA so he can go to Harvard. As an out-of-the-closet conservative, nothing is easy. He's a cishet male that takes all kinds of crap from all kinds of people. But if there's one thing Dylan was taught, it's to stick by his ideals.

In this sad and funny story Bernie kills a dog

What happens when the run for presidency turns hot and steamy?

Donald Trump has always been one of the biggest bullies at Washington Adult School. Joe Biden, on the other hand, likes nothing more than eating ice cream, reading books, and being alone, and can also sometimes be arrogant. Trump bullies Biden whenever he gets the opportunity, and the 2 are enemies. However, a few events might just change that. With past bullies to ex-girlfriends, will these 2 enemies truly love one another? Read to find out.

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angry white republicans and vampires

Matt Espinosa meets Aliyah Jane and fall in love at a party, Aliyah Jane isn't sure if Matt will love her once he finds out that she already has a baby. Even though she's only 16.

Hillary Clinton has a secret obsession with Bernie Sanders. They then join together as a couple with the ship name of Billary Slinders. The next thing you know, Trump gets involved and everything goes wrong...

Sheldon and penny are neighbors and they fall for other

Dan and Phil meet Donald j trump and become memes

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the bands, movies, or games mentioned in this story. He is in a band and her life is falling apart. She is a complete mess and he has his stuff together. How will they even make it in this world together?

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A crack-fic written by myself. Not to be taken seriously, I wrote this while under the influence of several friends in a Skype call on the fly.