Historias de Bernie

"Maybe some thing wrong with me but I feel while watching video Edward Cullen so hot. But I am a boy and will be punished. How strange it is to be anything at all." -Donald Trump **this is a sequel to "star(s and stripes) crossed lovers." if you havent read that, then this might not make sense** completed in august 2024~

In which I write strange things about presidential candidates. This is not meant to offend anyone, so if you are offended easily, please don't read this.

So this started out as a theory but now it's a full blown story cuz fuk u

What the title says. I take requests, it can be girlxgirl, boyxboy, or even girlxboyxgirl, Idc! I'll do slight smut, nothing too graphic.

Bert and Ernie: The love story, is indeed a love story just probably not what you were expecting. Errrrr its probably gonna have smut.

Missionary. Radical. Hippy. Revolutionary. Red Mayor. Pragmatist. Socialist. Hot from the campaign trail, a vivid new biography that goes inside Bernie Sanders's contradictions, his unusual life, and his electrifying quest to make the American dream a reality for all.

A mysterious story about a lawyer defending for their friend who is accused of murdering 18 people, but you have all the evidence that they didnt do it because you know who did.

i am sin.

Godzilla. When his mate hatched he felt a pull for her. And immediately made his way to Adikia. The two were closely monitored, even during their time apart. To see how the reacted with one another was scary. Would they lash out at each other? Adikia would immediately lose with how much smaller she is compared to him. But they proved everyone wrong, and showed the most love for each other. A constant nuzzle and tail wrap away from each other. Never to be separated from each other. They will hiss and fight and roar if they were ever separated.

Sonic and tails go to the beach house ;)

What if Biden and Trump were collage students who decided to pretend to date to get someone jealous?

In 2016, Donald Trump has become president and, as everyone saw coming, destroyed America. If there any hope for this new wasteland? Only one.

I don't pay much attention to politics but this just seems appropriate....

Matt Espinosa meets Aliyah Jane and fall in love at a party, Aliyah Jane isn't sure if Matt will love her once he finds out that she already has a baby. Even though she's only 16.

The transcript of Bernie Sanders' candidacy announcement for the democratic primaries.

First book of the series, "An Elton John Fanfiction". Gazing upon Elton's intent, stunning, and greenish eyes, she could see the man before her very well. The cut that extended from his left eye, down his cheek and into his bottom lip, where it was sort of swollen, was bright red and a flush pink color. It looked brutal, but he paid absolutely to mind at all to it. His lips were very wide, well-defined, and fine, much different than her own delicate and soft lips. She was beginning to get so lost in his face, she almost forgot about the wiggling puppy in her arms. As she stared at his lips, she began biting her own, unconsciously. It didn't take her long to realize the overbearing feelings of wanting this man all of a sudden; it was sending a tingling sensation through her veins and down to her hands. She suddenly found herself wanting to kiss him, deeply and passionately on the lips. It was a feeling she had never felt before towards a man and a feeling she could not quite comprehend.

Have you ever dreamt about THE Remy the rat? Because he is so hot and sexy? Well now yku can imaginebhis horse cock

Quotes from the inspirational Bernie Sanders.