Berniesanders Stories

Written for my favourite Bernie Sanders Enthusiast Amelia The Alpha (please address her as such) I had wild dream that Cole Sprouse and Brian David Gilbert were a power couple running a private hospital in the 1940s with patients and employees ranging from the Addams Family, Bernie Sanders, Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden, Donald Trump/Mike Pence, my friend Amelia herself, Tate Langdon and Charles Boyle. Bear with me here. So I created a compilation of classic oneshots based around cliche fanfiction tropes in this absolute banger of a universe with aforementioned cast of characters. The target audience is my son of a bitch archnemsis best mate Amelia "ow i cant see" Whitehouse but anyone can read it depending on how much you hate yourself. Enjoy.

The destructive force of socialism is something most Americans are never taught. In school, we are never taught what it means and what it has done to societies in the past. With the current events the United States is facing, I felt like I needed to go out and do something. I felt like I needed to contribute, but my options are limited as a high school student. After writing an essay for an English class, I realized that my contribution to my country could be through education. My main goal through these series of short informational stories is to educate my generation as young people in a way that won't put them to sleep. I want to help my generation be able to make reasonable politically-based decisions. I want help my generation and the future generation in a way that we do not inherit a horrible nation. I want to be a patriot and do what is right for my country. I want to make America greater.

These are simply the words of an American who loves the country they are in. If you are not a patriot or willing to become one and you don't love this country please do not click as it would not parallel with your lust for the destruction of our fair nation. No one is making you read this so if you don't have an open mind simply move on.

Donald Trump and Carly Fiorina hook up at a club. But when a jealous rival, Democratic candidate Hiliary Clinton; falls hard for her competition, chaos erupts. Featuring the Republican party/candidates, the Democratic party/candidates, Vladimir Putin, Sharkeisha, Stephen Hawkings and other famous people. Our biggest hit since the 11:11 Conspiracy!

Donald Trumper was a beautiful and sweet young lad, he always dreemed of being a princess... BUT what if his dream came true?

In a dystopian world where Donald Trump became president, can Mike Lindell (The My Pillow Guy) and Bernie Sanders find love while trying to save the world from their president? Join them and their close friends (Assassin cult) as they try to save America from itself.

the year is 2016, and after a brief but terrifying encounter with First Lady Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders makes it his quest to become the president. But the real president is the friends we make along the way. This book is pure satire that I wrote in 8th grade as a joke, please only judge a little.

exploring the inner debates of what the candidates really mean

❝𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. 𝐰𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐤𝐲. ❞ ------------ DISCLAIMER: this is a JOKE but vote for Bernie 2020

Americans (and those who like to poke fun at American politics), with the general election fast approaching, take a trip down memory lane of the 2016 primary election. This quick, satirical depiction of the presidential candidates as business associates out for a round of golf (with one golfer standing in for his wife, since the golf course is no place for a lady) will leave you feeling more satisfied than the reality of this election ever could.

Bernie sanders, the most popular and hottest guy at presidential high school in Washington, D.C. Donald Trump, the nerd and not very popular at school, has a crush on him, but Bernie bullies Donald.

Brady Szuhaj goes to da moon, made by ya boi Annabelle Harman

Bjorn runs into an old buddy chum pal from Bjusiness Cljass

Different political parties, different opinions. But what happens when they meet and fall for eachother? They know they can't, it'll ruin their reputation, but they just can't resist the urge to touch each other's lips.

The competitive,abduction escaping love story of Hillary and Trump. Heartwarming cringe and cancer . This story is just a artificially flavored meme. I write this story with my friend named Ashley and Serenity (she likes being called Ren) and Ashley's username is @mexicanwonder . Please follow her and read our other story called "sonic and tails fanfiction." Thank you and enjoy the story!

This is a continuation of my Donald Trump x Bernie Sanders fanfiction. Please don't hurt me, this is a joke.

If you thought Donald Trump was bad ... Meet President America (this is his given name) ...

Bernie killed his dog in a tragic story

When a chance meeting brings the mysterious, handsome Liam Payne into Bernie's lonely, work-centric life, there's an instant spark. But when Bernie learns of Liam's Tory views, he knows he needs to stay away for the sake of his presidential campaign (and to uphold his personal values). However, something about that ignorant but undeniably sexy Wolverhampton man is just so intriguing - and Liam won't give up on their once in a lifetime connection without a fight.