histórias de Bertandernie

A book full of the behind the scene acts. Smexy stuff AND A LOT OF IT. Please don't take this seriously, its all fun and games. ENJOY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bert and Ernie are roommates and they work on a kids show Ernie also works at a strip club. this makes Bert angry because Bert has feelings for Ernie. the thought of Ernie stripping arouses Bert but the thought of Ernie stripping for others makes him mad

this is a masterpiece

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I have no idea..

I wish I was dead

Bert and Ernie both grew up on Sesame Street, but had never met-- until they found each other at the same college. Bert is studying to be a software engineer while Ernie wants to be a video game designer. Because of their similar majors, the school assigned them to be roommates, and although similar in profession, their contrast in lifestyle would lead them into heated disagreements. While at first it seems impossible, Bert wants to help Ernie get his life together, and Ernie is determined to show him that two completely different people can be friends. 🐦 ROOMMATES 🐤 by @prophetofthepen / AlwaysChangingMyName THIS IS NOT BERT X ERNIE. THIS FIC IS PLATONIC. (Before you get your hopes up, NO this is NOT a ship- this is a story that showcases a young platonic relationship between two very different people) This story is interactive! You can send headcanons if you'd like! Bert and Ernie are not mine, they belong to Sesame Street / Sesame Workshop.

writing books, ruining lives

We all know sesame street; a happy, innocent, safe place. But after the cameras go, it's another world out there on sesame street.

Bernie Dexter is a puny, slim and ungrateful actor from the country. His life is going uphill until he meets Dave Michaels, a fat and happy man with a passion for playing the piano.Bernie takes an instant disliking to Dave starts to use the greedy and selfish ways he learnt during his years in the hood.However, when a mass murderer tries to burgle Bernie, Dave springs to the rescue. Bernie begins to notices that Dave is actually rather bearable at heart. But, the pressures of Dave's job as a pianist leave him blind to Bernie's affections and Bernie takes up baking to try an distract himself.Finally, when hungry psychiatrist, Stacy Anatiolia, threatens to come between them, Dave has to act fast. But will they ever find the important love that they deserve?