Bettywhite Stories

𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 "𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺 𝘐'𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥." ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴏғ...

betty whit

Hi my name is Shrek, why don't you come and meet the my lovely family? I'm sure they'll be happy to see you :)

this is a story with all 200+ memes I have

Quotes from some of the wisest people.

steamy romance between Obama and Betty White, the ending will make you cry.... also shocking special guest appears.

What happens to a girl when she doesn't have a mother and her father disappears? Find out in 7 minutes!

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away there were two thots. Anyways, they are thicc.

This is a social media story. I based this on my dr but I'm changing stuff up a bit so other people can enjoy it. There will be drama, love,heartbreak. Everything so Bu...

literally, the title just quotes from people or maybe my friends

carlos go isis and reba go bye bye betty, fight for love

R.I.P.

Since I don't see any picture books of Betty White in memory of her, I figured I'll do it. So enjoy! ♥ I obviously don't own the pictures but I damn do own in the making...

This story is one of the most random stories I have ever written. If you're bored and in need of a laugh, feel free to read this... Yeah, I'm not 100% sure what was goin...

Sex

This is all the random moments featuring all Homestuck character

a crack pale JakeRoxy fic loosely based off of a conversation I had with Rox about Betty White and sliced bread.