GimmeDatElephant
Jack Hemming has cancer. So to prevent people from missing him too much, he builds an android that he carefully designed and coded to look and act exactly like him, at least until he gets better: then he can scrap the machine and use it's parts for various other projects.
Sadly, Jack died due to complications, leaving his android, Jack, none the wiser about his untimely demise.
These are the events thereafter, as seen and lovingly documented by Jack.