Biffa Stories

DARES ARE O P E N! Hermitcraft Ask/Dare! This includes anyone from Season 6 and anyone who joined after that! :) None of the real people are used, just their minecraft personas. And said characters belong to their respective owners, not to me. The only things that are mine are: The A.U, and a few O.Cs. BTW: This has my ships in it! And HEAVY swearing! So please be aware before you click 'Read'!

A load of funny jokes I make up and use them for hermitcraft jokes

Hermitcraft oneshots. Not much else to say. Started: 20/10/2020

All the dangers The Council faced are finally gone, at least temporarily. A new year is starting and Hermitcraft is moving to another season. Things are finally going well with Grian/Xelqua. Expect there's something... His deal with Xavier starts slowly tearing him apart and he ends up visiting the other side many times without anyone else noticing. Will things go totally wrong or will he be able to keep himself together? Part 4 of 'The Endless War' °Doesn't include shipping! °I don't own the YouTuber's characters! °But I do own the oc's! °Includes violence and swearing! °The fanart is drawn by me! °I haven't posted this anywhere else than here! Please DO NOT repost this anywhere! #1 - admin 18.5.2021 - 15.6.2021 Started: 23.3.2021 Ended: 28.6.2021

This is for me to fangirl anytime and anywhere... I've done these people: -aGlitchNamedDanie -AwesomenessGamerSUHB -Kinshi___ -giratinashelper x6 -Lucy_The_Llamacorn x4 -UnitedLoveStories x2 -poweraph x2 -KeichiAkechi -Potatoplayzz53 -QuervynAngeloSarino1 -ForbiddenLoveMxM1

So everyone has been doing Hermitcraft Hunger Games, in the form of just listing the events from the simulator and reacting. Cowards. Cowards the lot of you. I'm gonna write the whole story. And I'm still gonna follow the simulator, 'cuz I'm lazy, but my point still stands. Warning: Violence. It's the hunger games, whadd'ya expect?

From Love, Tears and Stars. if you want to read more you have to read this book

So some kind of one shot book mostly about Biffa and Xisuma but here will be other ships too. No smut annnd well it's gonna be bad

Welcome! Come read this book of trashy HermitCraft stories! Thank you for reading this book! [Finished: July 26, 2020]

(I was originally planning on putting this in with the Evo shots just so they'd be in one place, but my OCD and receiving a good cover convinced me otherwise.) A collection of short stories from The Hermitcraft Server. I know the tag list may be daunting, but I have a basic summary of everyone on there. You may have to type the link manually, but it should help if you feel confused. https://www.metafilter.com/175477/Whats-the-collective-noun-for-hermits

I need a place to dump all the stuff I can't/wont let myself post on AO3 so here it is! Details for requests on first chapter

Downside-up has been opened and the past has been wiped from people's memories. The Council has fallen and been replaced by The Admins' and The Watchers' own alliances. They hate each other and are the worst enemies. Two of The Council's members managed to escape and now they have to save their siblings from the void and safe their friends and enemies from the Watchers' evil leader. But they need allies that remember the time when The Council still existed. Are they going to make it or run out off time? Part 2 of 'The Endless War' °Doesn't include shipping! °I don't own the YouTuber's characters! °But I do own the oc's! °Includes violence and swearing! °The fanart is drawn by me! °I haven't posted this anywhere else than here! Please DO NOT repost this anywhere! #3 - Admin 24.1.2021 Started: 6.1.2021 Finished: 7.2.2021

On the vast dunes, a young voidbeetle hybrid and his partner are thrust into a grand destiny; in the skies above, a winged heiress grapples with the guilt of an death she believes is her fault; in the void, a group of friends plot a daring escape from the clutches of the mysterious Watchers; and in a shallow pond, an Eye of Ender chases a sinister dream... WARNING This story contains the following: - Graphic fantasy violence - Depictions of trauma/mental health - Strong language - Major character death - Themes of prejudice (eg. "all voidbeetle hybrids are dangerous") - Heavy shipping / Poly ships - Toxic relationships - More will be listed during writing IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO READ THESE, PLEASE CLOSE THIS TAB. I will ignore hate and unconstructive criticism. If you don't like it, don't read it.

~Hermitcraft~ That's it, that's the description : D But no, really, all I can say is that this book is full of STUFF and THINGS about Hermitcraft, OC lore and my HC multiverse lore! No, I still don't have a name for said multiverse ,:P... Also you should go send love to all the wonderful senpais that have commented in this book... They're all really cool and I love them very much *^w^* ... And no, I still don't know what I'm doing :3 (Disclaimer: All content in this book is written about the HC members' Minecraft personas, NOT the real life content creators. This book also contains the shipping of said personas. If such content makes you feel uncomfortable, please feel free to not read on!)

Xaiden Bennett (xB) was the new kid in town. Recently moved from 'a galaxy far, far away' (As a friend puts it), he ends up in Hermitcraft Boarding. Quickly making friends with Wels and Keralis, he thinks everything and everyone is good and normal. But let me tell you, it's far from that. He learns that Wels is also friends with the two ghosts that live in the dorm down the hall, and also learns that Wels was the last person seen with the ghosts before they were mysteriously murdered. Will he be able to figure out the secret Wels is hiding, or will he realize that he has been focusing on the wrong thing the entire time...

Hello, welcome to my Hermit hellhole- This is just where I drop my Hermit oneshots and my personal rant-shots I don't do requests because uh..yeah my lazy ass won't do em lol (Note: I do not ship the real people. These are just their Minecraft personas)

I don't know probably won't be updated a lot and it will mostly be ideas for the most part that y'all can use maybe I'll make some story's at some point I have no idea tbh