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it been 4 months since your last proper orgasm, you've tried almost everything, will a trip to the doctor's make things better? gynecologist bf x gf with pussy problems obvi smutty, and its my first one too lol 1478 word and 7949 characters (letters/spaces/etc) ✨enjoy✨

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2020: (in the cover is ma friend hoeda (houda) yikes) AND IF U CALL ME A BITCH MAKE SURE U PUT JUSTINNE AND HOUDA INFRONT OF IT 2021: fuck no what even means "yikes" im embarrassed

read this....idk i wrote this at 3 am most random shit ever #3 in bigdickenergy (so proud honestly) update: #1 in bigdickenergy (26 january 2022) imma just evaporate real quick #699 in jesus (16 March 2022) holy numbers

Jacob's sibling is a 3rd year slytherin at Hogwarts. They've grown tired of searching for the cursed vaults and have decided to focus on something else. Merula Snyde. With their constant fighting and arguments, will they be able to tap that ass before the year is up?

No one understand you, and you want to be free. You want to listen to my chemical romance on repeat, you want to shoplift converse, you want to scream at your mother and then laugh at her tears. (big mouth reference)

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Always on the go and traveling the world, meet (Y/n) Rose, a spunky, sassy, female unregistered Jujutsu Sorcerer who only has one goal in life. To meet the infamous Ryomen Sukuna... And to die by his hands.  ‼️Contains cursing, out of the blue hurtful comments, blood shed, mega simp vibes, character has an ego that makes Gojou look like a saint‼️ Thank you for reading No Roots! Strap in and be excited for a rollercoaster of adventure! Story will follow some main plot, but most will be my insane crack ideas. ((Bc let's be honest here manga readers, I ain't ready to dish out all dem feelings 🥶)) Updates will be at random like with all of my stories, but this cocky reader plot is giving me serotonin so let's see how far I'll go~ ‼️Reader is not suicidal, she just wants to be choked to death by the C.I.L.F. (Curse. I. Like to. Fuck) with his four arms, I mean, who wouldn't???‼️ 🫶This is also published on my Quotev account🫶 Inspired by the song No Roots by Alice Merton

A school romance set place in a frictional world, based on my classmates. God'sbliss as Bliss and Rejoice as Reul. While bliss is poor and ruel is from a rich home, fate brought them together but reul didn't acknowledge that, it turns out that bliss mum knows that ruel dad had her husband killed which makes ruel and bliss set on a path of an impossible romance. Will they get to fulfill their love?

Reki, was always a kid who thought he could never fit in with people around him. But on day it all changed for Reki until he met Langa people tried to approach Langa but never really liked him since Langa acted wired with them. But Langa never really cared about it too much since he was never around other people but then one faithful day Langa bumped into Reki and dropped his lemonade all over his clothes. And accidentally kissed?! How will these two deal with each other now...

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LGBTQ two boys that fell for each other at first glance but ling q Is actually a problem child from birth

He can't say for certain that there are six alphas in there, just that that's all he can smell; it's impossible to pick out the number based on scent alone. But he can hear their voices. All six of them. But - There are only alphas there. _____________________________________ Everything changes when Namjoon presents as the only omega. Everything changes, but some things stay the same. written by: ohko from archive of our own This story is really long, despite the fact that it just has five chapters, I can assure you.

Welcome to My world. My view on things as a highschooler in the United States and what goes through my mind on a daily basis.

#2 In greatstories! (At it's highest ever point) Everything was normal for Billy, or at least, as normal as life gets when you're a sapient undead. But when an angry and suspicious god comes knocking, Billy has to face the consequences of his wanton theft and resale of a precious and magical Jewel on the black market. Will he be able to remedy the situation before his enemies grow too powerful? Only time will tell... If you're a fan of Marvel's Moon Knight, you'll get plenty more mythological gods and goddesses here while you wait for season 2!

Y/N is a 25 year old girl who thought she found her true love and blindly followed him, not being aware that it's gonna be the biggest surprise in her life...

Eliza Ainsworth is a pureblooded witch who transfers to Hogwarts after her father decides to move to their home country and build connections with the Malfoys. what will she do when she just so happens to catch the attention of the eldest son - Vincent Malfoy? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "For the sake of Merlin! leave me alone Malfoy! " Eliza Huffed as she pointed her wand at Vincents' playful smirk. "Sorry I can't help it love I'm just too addicted to you" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ authors note: hi! I must warn you ... this isn't in the timeline of harry potter but based around the characters (so you may see some familiar last names hehe) anyways I'm not very good at this fanfiction thing so please try to enjoy it lol