Billclinton Stories

People always said Donald was level headed. That's what made him different. The steady guy who never raised his voice, even when life spat in his face. But tranquility has a breaking point. And it all started with a boy named Bill... The rest was history.

Three friends play a Family Guy bowling game and somehow that causes one of them to be teleported inside of Family Guy.

Challenge by @penguinindia I know the answer...

This is the second poem in my series of U.S. presidential satires. The first, THE AUSPICIOUS BIRTH DATE, a collaboration between Kristebelle from PoetsPUB and myself, was first published on Aug. 29, 2014, to honor the combined birthday of our trio, Bill Clinton, Krista and myself.

When the worlds greatest business man decides that his country has too many problems, he embarks on a journey to make America great again. But can he overcome the obstacles of presidential politics, or will he fail in his mission? Ronald Clump must decide that for himself.

You're about to read the best piece of literature ever written by man.

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Ask your favorite characters from HILLARY THE MUSICAL anything you want or truth or dare them (?) anything you want in this book!! if you have not read, HILLARY THE MUSICAL, that's ok! but you should read it in full to find out all the characters and see what you would like them to do. so let's get to it! I am very excited to start this! let's go!

THESE ARE ALL FAKE, JUST FOR LAUGHS. -I'm bored and got this idea in my head. -I won't do all the presidents or Vice Presidents because I'm lazy -I will add major candidates (like Mitt Romney and Hillary Clinton) -I hate all the people in these except for Biden, Obama, Lincoln, Roosevelt, and sort of Hillary Clinton (I mean with her I give or take but I'LL STFU) -If our current President/vice President sees this then I am sooooooo sorry -These aren't in order.

Trump gets pregnant with Biden's kid, how will he react? what will Trump do once his alpha finds out that he cheated?

Hillary starts questioning the Bush administration...

While scrolling through Twitter Hillary noticed Cedar Rapids was trending, she soon learns of Quackity and romance ensues. -this is an ironic fic solely made out of a spark of inspiration -my twitter: QUACKICORE

*************Author's Note************** READ HILLARY THE MUSICAL BEFORE YOU READ THIS! THIS WILL GIVE YOU A BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT'S GOING ON!! THANK YOU!! ***************************************** Hillary, Bill, and Donald have been reviving the people of Earth and giving them the immortality pills. They have built a shield around the planet. They make new friends, get help, and have a great time. But what happens when some old friends return? ***************************************** Again, I dont own any of the music used. All credit goes to the original owners!

In which I write strange things about presidential candidates. This is not meant to offend anyone, so if you are offended easily, please don't read this.

Is it what you expected?

!!joke!!

As she flung herself around the corner, her titties almost popping out of her bra, the study hall teacher cruised by at a legendary pace. "Pizza?" Said the cafeteria worker , "Nah, not today... Basketball sure does sound good though," said the study hall teacher as Avagantamos ideally fucked the brat lying on the floor, erect. "I did not have sexual relations with that bratwurst" said Avagantamos in an odd sounding accent. The crowd was silent for a brief moment, as sweat beaded on her brow Avagantamos felt frozen in time; good thing she wore a sports bra though, or else those titties of her's would have been suspended in mid air for the next 31 days, as embarrassment grew from the failed Bill Cliteron impersonation.

like god, ur mom created many a thing. this is kind of like a bible but ur mom. read if you are an avid believer in religious affairs, or if you love god and moms.

Prepare to get some kinky shit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )