Billhader Stories

Theo Jacobs was known as daddy's girl. The girl with no mom to teach her anything about being a lady. They all saw her as a charity case do to her father not having much to give to her or feed her. But a killer clown can lowkey play match maker so... it is what it is-

"I've loved you for all of my life." [In which an up and coming comedian meets his newborn daughter.] { an IT one - shot , also on Archive of our Own under the username : thebestliars , cover by @-lostfromneverland }

"𝐖𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐈'𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬" ♒︎ ♒︎ ♒︎ ♒︎ ♒︎ ♒︎ ♒︎ ♒︎ ♒︎ ♒︎ ♒︎ ♒︎ ♒︎ ♒︎ ♒︎ ♒︎ Lilly Smith and Finn Wolfhard are best friends since the day that the girl was born. Their lives were amazing, they had everything they could've asked for but one day the boy started hiding a huge secret that changed all of that and they were forced into facing some giant problems that turned their future upside down. Contains: sensitive topics, sometimes bad language

love, loss, and friendship. 27 years later, the losers return to the cursed town of derry one final time. and this time, that fucking clown will finally be killed.

You're a human servant, working at a vampire manor and Bill, the regent of the coven wants to turn you. Why? Where will you fit in? Will everything turn out okay?

ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀ ʙᴏʏ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ᴄᴀɴ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜꜱ? --------------------------- ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ: ᴍᴀʀᴄʜ 13 ꜰɪɴɪꜱʜᴇᴅ: ?? ----------- ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʟᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ :) ----- ʜɪɢʜᴇꜱᴛ ʀᴀɴᴋɪɴɢꜱ: #7 ꜱᴛᴀɴʟᴇʏᴜʀɪꜱ #22 ꜰɪɴɴ ᴡᴏʟꜰʜᴀʀᴅ #6 ʀɪᴄʜɪᴇᴛᴏᴢɪᴇʀ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

Barry Berkman is a former Marine and current hitman who finds no absolute satisfaction in his crime riddled occupation. This story is the events after what is shown on HBO.

❛ hand under my sweatshirt, baby kiss it better ❜ in which an actors younger sister visits him on set and subsequently falls for his co star ( bill hader x fem oc ) cover by @amygraymikae

Richie catches feelings for a young hypochondriac named Eddie {literally every fic lmfao} but I hope you like this! :D

(It chapter 2 spoilers I suggest watching that before reading this) "Eddie? Eddie please stay with me I love you~" "W-What?" What if Eddie survived?

[COMPLETED] SNL Gif Imagines of old and current cast members!

Michelle Harper is a wonderful producer and director in NYC. She begins to produce a film called "My Heart and More" but her biggest mistake is that she just grabbed random actors and emailed them to star in the movie. Michelle was having a good time producing the film until her fiancé confessed that he had his own family for a while. Michelle was heartbroken and needed to find a new fiancé because of her mother. Her mother hasn't always been that supportive of her and always just wanted her to have a fiancé so she had no choice but to find one. She called her co-producer Mindy and asked her to get whatever actor from her show and get her to meet her at her office. When Mindy comes back she comes back with a man named Bill Hader. Will Michelle Harper let Bill Hader be her fake fiancé...or will they actually turn into lovers?.... Read to find out...

where two highschoolers skip school for a week and go on a little vacation. [richie tozier x reader] [swearing; lowercase] [highschool au]

jacob barber fanfic!

Book of photo collages for Bill Hader and his characters!! Feel free to request one!!

Richie Tozier was classified as the school's clown; he was a goofy, straight-C student who paid no attention to the lessons. After his parents die in a tragic accident, he is left with nothing and nobody. When the ringmaster of the circus that runs through town every Spring sees how lonely this boy is and how compassionate he is, he recruits Richie into acting as the "animal whisperer" of the circus. There, he will grow, thrive and prosper into the person he was meant to be. Alongside that, he will make new friends, including trapeze star Edward Kaspbrak. ************* INFO: -This will be loosely based around The Greatest Showman and Dumbo. I will be using what I know from both movies to create a circus-y kind of book! -THIS BOOK IS VERY MATURE! Not in a sexual way, but more in the sense of talk of smoking, drinking, racism, sexism, homophobic talk and mental illness discussion. If you're sensitive to those topics, I wouldn't recommend this book. -SIDE PAIRINGS: -Benverly -Stenbrough -Mike x OC. **************** HOW UPDATES WILL WORK: -I will write three chapters at a time and upload them together. Whenever I update, it will take a bit because I'll be updating with three at a time, so please be respectful and considerate of that.

Bill hader as woman 😻

"This relationship has everything..." Stefon is finally coming out to his family, officially this time. He has sat down every important person in his life to give them the news. His brother and cousin pretty much have it all figured out, but his parents and his aunt and uncle are firm on their belief that he's just been going through a phase. As he tries to get through his anxiety to get them to meet his boyfriend, things start going south. Never has he been shy about his sexuality, but how is he supposed to convince his family it isn't a phase if he can't even get them to talk to him properly? The characters in this story are based loosely on Bobby Moynihan's theory about the Weekend Update family, as well as throwing other things around that make sense revolving that. The family Stefon lives with: Drunk Uncle - Stefon's Uncle (Going by Uncle Bobby since he was never given a name) Aunt Linda - Stefon's Aunt The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With At A Party - Stefon's Cousin (Going by Cecily since she wasn't given a name either) Bar Mitzvah boy Jacob - Neighbor These are the characters *based on* Bobby's theory. Now for the others, named by Stefon himself: David Zolefsky - Stefon's Brother Ms. Stefon - Stefon's Mother David Bowie - Stefon's Father Based on the information Stefon gives us, he also has a son (he is presumably an absent father) and a dog, Bark Ruffalo. And Shy as a last second decision because who needs dramaless stories