Billhader Stories

Bill Hader oneshots - reader perspective. Fun fact: this is a discontinued series because I no longer want to write about him! I'll leave this up because for some reason I'm scared about deleting it, have a good day!

Twenty-seven years after the summer when they defeated IT, October Larson get's a call from Mike, saying she needs to go back to Derry. She is forced to go face IT again.... and also a man she used to love. Book 1: Two Trashmouths

This is my first x reader! When a girl who was close with the losers gets... tortured... by the bowers gang, she doesn't feel safe anymore. Then Pennywise terrorized the group even more. How will everyone survive the double threat? Does Richie like y/n? You'll have to find out! "I love you" "You're just hurt, you'll regret that later." "No, I mean it" ❤️💕❤️

Sammi has everything she thought she wanted; her dream job as a writer and performer at Saturday Night Live, a steady relationship with her longtime boyfriend Bill, and a tight-knit creative family made up of late nights, half-finished sketches, and inside jokes that only make sense at 2 a.m. From the outside, her life looks perfectly scripted. But behind the laughter and applause, her relationship with Bill is quietly unraveling. What once felt effortless now feels strained, built more on routine than connection. As the pressure of SNL intensifies, Sammi finds herself questioning whether love should feel this exhausting, and whether holding on is worth losing herself. When an unexpected creative opportunity introduces Sammi to James Franco, she's drawn into a collaboration that feels dangerously easy, alive in a way she hasn't felt in a long time. What starts as friendship and shared creativity slowly becomes something deeper, forcing Sammi to confront the truth about what she wants, who she's becoming, and how long she's been denying it.

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eddie: "I'm straight. I can't be gay." richie: "why not?" richie tozier is gay and has been in love with his bestfriend, eddie kasbprak, for years. being gay in Derry is one of the hardest things to ever experience for richie and for anyone else who was also lgbtq. the whole town was against him except for one person. eddie. _ credit to the artist of the cover

listen i know nicky thiccy died but.......what if he didn't..... hahahahaha jkjk..... unless 😳😳🤭

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You just moved to New york to work for SNL. Its 2006 and your nervous about who your going to meet. Your favourite comedians are working there. You have some troubles with people but you never know what can happen next.. (Includes some other ex SNL cast members mainly Andy Samberg and John Mulaney also some other random celebs from tv shows I watch so ye could recognise some names!) PS If it seems I haven't updated in a while I could be busy with school because of exams so i promise i haven't just forgotten about it- Ill try to do it as much as possible but without rushing x Also this is my first story so if its shit im sorry 🤍 SO IF U GET SECOND HAND EMBARRESMENT EASILY DONT READ THIS IDK WHAT IM DOING

So whoever wanted to read what my dream was i wrote it out and changed all the names and shit so here it is. And i'll post more of my dreams too if you want.

jacob barber fanfic!

One Shots from your favorite Actor/Actress on Saturday night live! From Seth Meyers to Kate McKinnon Multiple story's for you to enjoy! Hope you check it out! Warnings: (Minor Smut) (Lots of Fluff)

❝Do you regret it? ❞ ❝Regret what? ❞ ❝All of this. ❞ ━━━ 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐑│ Kate Madiera is a force to be reckoned with, nothing could get in her way or even try to for that matter. Even Henry Bowers would shudder when he was met with her figure, at times. Although, perhaps everyone have their own weaknesses, as everybody says. But not a single soul knows her's, excluding one. Would Kate be able to protect her friends when fighting a killer clown, while attempting to hide her ever growing feelings for her newfound friend Mike Hanlon? Or would she not? Mike Hanlon x Fem!Oc Chapter One - Chapter Two Coming Soon © sweetryeme

Currently unfinished, on hold at the moment I do not own 'It' or it's characters, though I do own any characters mentioned in the story that were not mentioned in the book or movie by Stephen King. I'll try to add music for y'all to vibe to while you read, so feel free to listen! Warning: this book will involve heavy language, assault, mentions of self harm and suicide, abuse, a romantic relationship with Richie Tozier and an OC, and the majority of events mentioned in the 'It' book and movie.

Photos and sh*t that I know tik tok/my friends would not appreciate. A look into my life and the people/shows I obsess over. I don't know at this point. If I put a picture more then once we don't talk about it. I do not own any of the pictures or fanart.

all in the title.

ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀ ʙᴏʏ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ᴄᴀɴ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜꜱ? --------------------------- ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ: ᴍᴀʀᴄʜ 13 ꜰɪɴɪꜱʜᴇᴅ: ?? ----------- ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʟᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ :) ----- ʜɪɢʜᴇꜱᴛ ʀᴀɴᴋɪɴɢꜱ: #7 ꜱᴛᴀɴʟᴇʏᴜʀɪꜱ #22 ꜰɪɴɴ ᴡᴏʟꜰʜᴀʀᴅ #6 ʀɪᴄʜɪᴇᴛᴏᴢɪᴇʀ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

I have a lot of memes

"I did it for him...now I regret it." {Inspired by: Body - Jordan Suaste} Eddie had just downloaded Snapchat. During class the next day, he got a friend request from some guy named, richardtozier3247. He decided to add him back and everything was going well at first, they were talking (every single day), they made each other laugh and told embarrassing stories about their childhood together. Then one day, everything changed... "Hey, can you send nudes?" "Um...sure." And everything went down hill from there.

just typical crimes and heists.