Billhader Stories

"California never felt like home to me until I had you on the open road." [In which a troubled girl falls for the quirky boy.] { Post IT Chapter 2 / I Am Not Okay With This AU crossover short series , everyone lives , also on Archive of our Own under the username : thebestliars }

(It chapter 2 spoilers I suggest watching that before reading this) "Eddie? Eddie please stay with me I love you~" "W-What?" What if Eddie survived?

Two sixteen year old girls are obsessed with older men, until one day they have a strange out of body experience, when messing with time travel. But what they don't know, is what they experiencing is going to be their future.

If you ship Reddie, love Eddie and Stan or just don't really like the ending of IT Chapter Two, then you should read this! It's a lot like the actual movie, but it's a way better, cuter and happier ending!

⚠️WARNING ⚠️ this is based on a true story Karen so don't say I didn't warn you...,. This is a tale of love, miss fortune, death and truth. "Sometimes i look in the mirror and think about how I once jumped off tilted towers". "but then I look into my own eyes and I see the beautiful BOOTY inside me"said Stanley as he had just faked his death and none of his family or friends had known. But one person knew..... find out who in this story

Barry Berkman is a former Marine and current hitman who finds no absolute satisfaction in his crime riddled occupation. This story is the events after what is shown on HBO.

Richie Tozier was classified as the school's clown; he was a goofy, straight-C student who paid no attention to the lessons. After his parents die in a tragic accident, he is left with nothing and nobody. When the ringmaster of the circus that runs through town every Spring sees how lonely this boy is and how compassionate he is, he recruits Richie into acting as the "animal whisperer" of the circus. There, he will grow, thrive and prosper into the person he was meant to be. Alongside that, he will make new friends, including trapeze star Edward Kaspbrak. ************* INFO: -This will be loosely based around The Greatest Showman and Dumbo. I will be using what I know from both movies to create a circus-y kind of book! -THIS BOOK IS VERY MATURE! Not in a sexual way, but more in the sense of talk of smoking, drinking, racism, sexism, homophobic talk and mental illness discussion. If you're sensitive to those topics, I wouldn't recommend this book. -SIDE PAIRINGS: -Benverly -Stenbrough -Mike x OC. **************** HOW UPDATES WILL WORK: -I will write three chapters at a time and upload them together. Whenever I update, it will take a bit because I'll be updating with three at a time, so please be respectful and considerate of that.

Penelope Irwin was constantly moving from different locations due to her fathers job. But the one place she always seems to come back to is Hawkins, Indiana. She never knew why, she absolutely hated the place. She ends up having to spend her last year of high school at Hawkins High. She thought her life couldn't get any worse. That was until a boy showed her a brighter path. Or... In which Penelope meets Steve, who helps her be a better person.

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Bill Hader oneshots - reader perspective. Fun fact: this is a discontinued series because I no longer want to write about him! I'll leave this up because for some reason I'm scared about deleting it, have a good day!

[part one of the "painfully" series] highest ranking: #1 in richietozierxreader What happens when Richie starts to fall for Stan's twin sister, (Y/N) Uris? (RICHIE TOZIER X READER) (swearing; lowercase intended) (completed) (reads achieved) (100: ✅) (500: ✅) (1k: ✅) (5k: ✅) (10k: ✅) (50k: ✅) (100k: -✅) (500k: -) (1M: -)

How would the story continue if Eddie didn't get killed?

Inspired by the abandoned Disney project "The Search for Mickey Mouse"... Brendan is an employee at Disneyland who is starting to question the value of Disney and the controversial ideas and beliefs it spreads. But after one hard day, it seems that his dreams and imagination start to take over, both mentally and physically, as Mickey Mouse is now seemingly missing. Now it's up to Brendan to find him and restore the magic of the Disney, as well as the magic in his heart. All characters and names that aren't mine are owned by the Walt Disney Company.

This'll just be a bunch of short stories relating to Bill Hader. From Stefon to Barry to Willy from the To Do List, maybe you could suggest some things :) Have fun reading it

Hannah Blake is a world class assasian, known to the FBI and the CIA. Hannah is Sally's best friend, whom she got dragged to her acting class. There Hannah meets Barry, the newbie to the class with both having served, Sally makes them get acquainted. But what Hannah didn't know that her and Barry were more alike than she thought. Will Hannah and Barry become more than friends? or will their similarities get the best of them?

Barry Berkman And Hannah Grace are sent to LA for a mission, but not everything goes as planned.

Chapter one and two in one book! Chapter one completed Chapter two is completed "I don't know if I like you or love you. All I know is I love the feeling I get when I'm with you." Stanley Uris X OC 𝘛𝘸𝘰 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 "I guess you could say we're lovebirds"

A terrible love story that involves Andy Samberg of Saturday Night Live. (I do not own the SNL characters mentioned in the story or the cast members) Written and set in 2007. (I was very young, it's a reallllly bad story!)

An au where Eddie isn't killed by pennywise *spoilers*

ೃ⁀➷ 𝟏𝟑 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐍 𝟑𝟎 !! 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 (y/n) realizes that the only one that she needs is her childhood best friend, Finn Wolfhard, a boy that she thought destroyed her party. But when she finds him, he's a grown up, and not the same person that she knew. finn wolfhard x reader rosewaters-™