Billieeilishpiratebairdoconnel Stories

"Nobody can ever know who I really am. I mean it." To the United Kingdom, sixteen-year-old Princess Maxine is the future of the monarchy. To the rest of the world, she's vanished into a private Swiss boarding school. But in reality? She's living undercover in the hills of Los Angeles as "Maxine Quinn Parker", hiding from the fake friends and heavy crowns of her royal life. With a flawless California accent, oversized hoodies, and her brother Calix as her only accomplice, Max is determined to just be a normal teenager. She's masculine, she's loud, and she's better on a skateboard than any guy at her new high school. She had it all figured out. Until she met Billie. Billie is everything Max didn't know she was looking for, rebellious, gorgeous, and effortlessly cool. But as Max falls harder, the weight of her massive secret starts to crack. How long can Maxine Quinn Parker stay hidden in the city of angels before the throne comes calling her back?

Billie Eilish x female reader that's it... 😐

she bumped into billie eilish in the bathroom before a concert. i know this sucks, im mainly writing this to get some of my former writing skills back. i havent written anything in ages. I SWEAR the chapters are all better than chapter one 💀💀 might rewrite it later idk

"𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆. 𝑰'𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔." . . . "𝒀𝒆𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆." Started 1/19/26

Its been two months. Elle still hasnt overcome the paranoia she was left with after one of her closest friends tried to commit suicide. The eery feeling that theres someone following her at all times, watching her every move only drives her closer to supposed insanity. Everyone knows how traumatizing it mustve been for Elle to almost lose her friend; Which is why everyone understands her ptsd, not actually believing her paranoia. That is until she runs into Billie... ___________________________ TW: story contains mentions of anxiety, drug use, suicide, stalking, violence and explicit sex scenes

This book is about billies tourettes and her gf helping her through it! it should be updated ever 4 days!

"please get the fuck out of my way, i don't wanna hurt you" ...