Billnyethescienceguy Stories

When Lacey, a open and frankly dumb professional middle aged white woman, finds Bill, a handsome virginial scientist in the fruit section of the organic grocery store, a bushel of locally grown kale isn't the only thing produced.

"bob i love you" he didn't know if he could say it back... what would his wife say? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - for legal reasons this is a joke

Bill Nye memes!!!

sans go on trip and meme and crap and funni big chungus marty mcfly keanu reeves patrick star jake from state farm The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.when yoy order no pickel on the burgrr but there a pickelThe FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. Enjoy!

Tim and Moby preserver through the struggles of a long term relationship. When Tim finds out that Moby's ideas of the future aren't lining up with his... what will he do? Find out in this heart wrenching story of passion, love, fear and burning rage.

Canada has taken over the world, and Bill Nye is their lord?

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This is the story..... Of Dipper and Mabel going to another dimension A.K.A. Reverse Falls This when they found out they weren't in Gravity Falls I mean in THERE Gravity Falls instead a reverse world filled with different people that they've met Characters are from Alex Hirsch's series Gravity Falls and total respect to the artist...... An original fanfic by Star C. Gleeful

What happens when you come up with some weird fanfic? I don't know, Just read. (Lmao beware theres some cancerous content) (Oof and offensive. Also, beware grammar natzis cause im not editing this.)

Written by "Velma Dinkley", a short story about the life of a classroom chair. (He consented for this to be published lmao)

Bill Nye x Mark Rober Oneshot "I love science, but I think I love you more." completed!

this is a joke btw nothing is serious

The US is trying to cure cancer. But first it needs proper funding. The only plausible solution: Create a love potion. Bill Nye and Channing Tatum have been best friends since 2nd grade, and now Bill is working on a high priority experiment for the US government. Using science, Bill is helping cure cancer by playing Cupid. After realizing that his crush on Channing wasn't going anywhere and that he needed a test subject, Bill decides to help humanity by helping himself to love... Because who didn't imagine Channing Tatum and Bill Nye the Science Guy being a thing? Yeah, me too.

lets get sciencey swaggy collab i wrote with @silverdream1

This is what you've been waiting for bitch. This is written for your ass bc you said there was no Bill nye x Kuroos out there. Well now here it is Kuroo, how do you feel ab that you pissy baby? Read the fucking book and tell me how it went for your little Ass cheeks.

bill nye was always your academic rival.. and you hated him. until u didnt..

This book is going to be involving the a Aphmau characters since the name Aphmau Oneshots after all. If you don't know what a one shot is then it is a story that takes place on one page. This one shot will consist of ships so we hope you enjoy it ^-^

This is Ching chongs brother this is his back story from gking10's story so here you go.

Her eyes blinded by the vivid lights as she stumbled across the wave of bodies on the nightclub dance floor. Y/N ny the science girl, daughter of bill nye the science guy has 3 dilfs all going after her, the worldwide phenominon kitty destroyer mr. 305, the devoted daddy butler Bertram winkle, and the boysterous bug exterminating babe Bob Duncan . what do they want from her, and why was she falling for all 3.