Historias de Billymays

All of your wildest Billy Mays-themed dreams become a reality in this adventure between an unsuspecting businessman and a late Billy Mays.

okay so I gotta apologise for this one, it's a sequal to another fanfic I wrote and didn't post. Also, it got deleted, so I can't post it.

Famous salesman William "Billy" Darrell Mays Jr. goes on the S.S. Tipton for a vacation, where he is introduced to Marion Moseby, the captains manager and cruise director. After a first long night interacting with him, Billy realizes he's fallen in love with Marion at first enounter- Will their love set sail, or will it wash away with the seven seas' tides?

It's canon, change my mind.

weird

Your'e the new girl at Oxi Clean Highschool. Like any other school there's that one guy that every girl goes after. When is comes to this school that guy is Billy Mays. You love him like every other girl but Billy has a girlfriend and her name is Pepe the frog. Billy would never love you. Or would he?

I'm so sorry.

this is an inside joke that'll never die

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A steamy fan-fiction about the man, the myth, the legend, Phil Swift. The ultimate daddy, heartthrob and commercial spokesperson. Really just anyone's dream. And to make things better, it's with the incredibly hot Billy Mays! Flex on!

Dab on em.

Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you about another fantastic product!

A compendium of thing you can do with bleach, in memory of Billy Mays.