Bimbo Stories

Un test che invece di un sì o un no ti risponde «2-3 settimane». Una Moglie che di colpo sviluppa la forza di She-Hulk e un vocabolario da gironi infernali. E un futuro papà che, davanti alla notizia più grande della sua vita, sente nella testa il pip pip del cursore che si sposta su Nuovo gioco. Comincia così la partita più difficile di sempre: nove mesi da affrontare a colpi di Pokémon, Dragon Ball, Wolverine e cartucce del Nintendo, con la consapevolezza terrorizzata che questa volta non esiste un salvataggio da ricaricare. Ad accompagnare il protagonista Michele, una squadra di guide spirituali che nessun manuale aveva previsto: Wolverine per le verità che fanno male, Goku per i sensi di colpa, Pikachu come coscienza silenziosa e un misterioso Cinese che ripete di «fare foto a muzzo». Perché diventare padri, in fondo, è l'unico videogioco in cui parti già al livello massimo di difficoltà... e senza aver letto le istruzioni. Ironico, tenerissimo e disarmante, "Level up" è il racconto di un uomo che cresce insieme a chi deve ancora nascere. Un romanzo per chi è nato tra gli anni '80 e '90 e riconoscerà ogni riferimento al volo. Per tutti gli altri: complimenti, avete avuto una vita sociale. Nuovo gioco. Si comincia.

BEING A TEEN SERIES: BIMBO (BOOK 4) That line, that fucked up imaginary line. I like you, you like Bose, Bose likes John, John likes Feyi, Feyi like Kunle, Kunle like Jumoke, Jumoke likes Daniel, Daniel likes me. We all know that fucked up imaginary "love" circle. The people we like never like us back. They either like someone and that someone else ends up liking you or that usual crazy line. One sided love is something nobody wishes for, everybody wants the people we love to us back and however for everybody, that's not the case. For Adewole-Adedeji Abimbola, hers was the complete opposite. She had liked Paul for a long time;since their preschool days and the latter barely acknowledged her. He hated her being around him and being around him was something Bimbo enjoyed. Until Paul asked her best friend to be his girlfriend and despite the both knowing her feelings, they both went ahead to date each other and so Bimbo lost three things. She lost her dream guy, she lost her best friend and she also lost her heart. She was too heartbroken and became cold and distant to everyone. Her character took on a new phase as she shut everyone out. She focused on her books and topped the class leaving both her best friend and Paul running after her. With her new cold and indifferent attitude, she barely noticed a particular someone who had eyes on her since forever. But she never noticed him. Meet Adeleke Jeremiah, Boston International College, social prefect. Tall, lean and he had an amazing athletic build. He played football too and the whole female population had eyes on him but Jeremiah enjoyed being low profile. What on earth that attracted him to his one year junior;he couldn't decipher it at all. He even went ahead to stalk her on IG and someone he was on her contact list yet they never spoke. When Jeremiah is assigned to her class as her Prep Captain, sparks finally fly. Sometimes, who we want is not the best for us.

alll u need 2 no to hunt 4 dem shrimpo an bimbo flie

Voici une histoire d'amitié touchante entre un Orang-outan et une petite fille. Basée sur des faits réels. Qui discernera la vérité de la fiction?

Lexi Lively had it all. She was spoilt, rich, beautiful, a little sociopathic and now- dead. She awoke in the morgue just in time to witness her own autopsy- the cause of death- murder. She has all the time in the world and nothing or no one can stop her from figuring out who killed her and exacting her revenge. The list of suspects should be pretty small, after all Lexi was popular and loved by all...except maybe she wasn't. Could her assailant be her jealous best friend who has been making moves on Lexi's mega rich and mega hot boyfriend? Could it be her nerdy little sister, sick of living in Lexis shadow? Maybe her gold-digging stepmother after her multimillion-dollar inheritance? Or perhaps one of the dozens of 'ugly', 'poor' people Lexi tormented throughout high school and college? Unable to interact with the mortal world, Lexi enlists the help of the unlikely hero and social pariah, Robin Garvey, to help solve the mystery of her murder. Perhaps Robin may also be able to teach her the value of kindness and it may not be too late for Lexi to learn some humanity- even in death.

Raven Redrum was just an average girl, until she gets a letter, to go to some Vill Death Academy. It's a hard life to be at the top. Does Raven have what it takes? Yes.

Ever since the age of 13, Paige Lazaro loathed Cristiano Ronaldo. She hated him with a passion and couldn't wait to graduate so she wouldn't see his face ever again. 8 years later, after just getting an apartment to herself, she is told that it is being torn down and she was being evicted. Her mother, being best friends with Cristiano's mother, came up with the idea that she can stay with Cristiano, who is now a famous futboller. As the two unite, its a war of words and the battle begins. But the question is,who will throw the white flag in first?

read the title and you'll understand, dumbo

This story was inspired by a dream I had of Jerma. He was eating a block of cheese ominously in my kitchen. shit was wild. anyways enjoy

Nana Shimura along with 6 other vestiges get very, very mad. #AllMightIsABimbo #AllMightSlander #IzukuMidoriyaDeservesBetter Or "YAGI I AM ASHAMED!" The man winced, feeling tiny under the seven scrutinizing gazes. "W-what is this about?" Clearly the wrong thing to say, if the look of Nana and Yoichi's faces were anything to go by. "What is this ABOUT? YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHAT THIS IS ABOUT, YAGI TOSHINORI!" Yagi felt like a 5-year-old being scolded by his mother because he just stole one of the biscuits reserved for guests. --- "This is the bimbo oaf you gave One for All to, seventh?" Second queried, though weirdly it didn't see rhetorical to Yagi. And to Nana, too. "Apparently. *sigh* Christ, Yagi, what were you thinking? Honestly, I'm not mad, I'm dissapointed. Oh no.