HeHimself-Writer
Writer: "Alright guys emergency meeting, we need a sypnosis."
Dani: "Are we not in the sypnosis right now?"
Writer: "First we need to avoid spoilers, it has to be marketable, and something to trick the readers with. so I've decided it's going be rom-com. ahh and yes ofc it's set at the train station we have to mention that, and the plot yeah... it's almost nonexistent.. possibly stolen, yeah let's not mention the plot"
Dani: "Got it. Still against the rom-com though"
Writer: "Ohhhh f*'ck, i forgot about the genres, and don't forget to mention the train station."
Narrator: "Werewolves right? Vampires? since we're in Wattpad, oh yeah it doesn't have a Title as well."
Writer: "Title? you handle that I'll take the genres, make the title mention anything about the train station."
Dani: "How about the outdated humor we gonna fix that?"
Writer: "No time for that, Chapter one is already a thousand words in. Oh i know, make it award winning, Narrator do your thing."
Narrator: "Narration sounds. Hello readers are you ready, for this groundbreaking, and definitely award winning, rom-com? set at the train station. where our Writer also the male leading protagonist, that somehow always makes it to deadline, made this very well written love story, that will surely of course make you cry.
Now out main heroine that is so unmemorable, and uninteresting character, that I can't even make up a lie for the readers, Honestly just a poorly written female lead.
Dani: "Wha?"
Narrator: Ignore her. Now get ready for Dragons?. Wizards?. Terminators?. Werewolves?, Vampires.? and Romance, Allegedly. and other things you'd ever want in a love story.
Writer: "Perfect! now that should buy us some time to add something to the plot."
Dani: "Don't forget about the prologue, it's still in Draft "
Writer: "Yes of course how could i? oh i
think i forgot to mention the train station"
Dani: "NETFLIX do your thing "
Netflix: "Da-Dum"