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"You're all idiots," Izuku states. "You all forgot the absolute bestest part of Kacchan, like brainless fools." "Well now you have to tell us!" Mina whines. "Teach us, oh Wise One!" Denki chants, swaying his head slightly back and forth. Izuku takes a deep breath, and everyone at the table seems to hold their own. He points directly at Kacchan. "His chest." ------------------ In which Selkie Izuku gets possessive over roommate/kind-of-kind-of-not-boyfriend and decides to act in the worst possible way. ------------------ A late oneshot for MerMay feauturing Selkie Izuku and Phoenix-Hybrid Kacchan! Enjoy!

"Did you just say two thousand photos of Bakugo?!" Kaminari shrieks, jumping up on the other side of Midoriya, eyes immediately finding the screen. "Of course not," Midoriya replies, tone unusually agitated; impatient. "Those are pictures of-" Midoriya frowns, deep in thought. "What're they called...those things that you, like-you can-those-" Midoriya lets out a frustrated groan, and then his eyes pop open. "Grabby things! The ones that, like, make humans better than everyone." Kaminari glances over at Sero, bewildered. "Dude. Do you have any idea what he's-" "Nope. No fuckin' clue," Sero replies, shrugging his shoulders. ---------------------------------- OR: Izuku accidentally gets stoned and shifts into Plus Ultra Simp Mode. ---------------------------------- WARNING. THIS FAN FICTION CONTAINS: * Cursing * BakuDeku ship (If you don't like it, leave :D) * SeroKami friendship (If you don't like it, also leave :DD) * Underage drug use (marijuana)