IcecreamParasite
Dear KitKats (I'll call you KitKats because I love KitKats):
This is IcecreamParasite! 'Sup? Nevermind.
Anyways, this is my diary where I'll be writing many things about myself and will be updating you with my life (I'll flood you with memes and quotes and songs too so read it at your own risk). Apparently, I found some haters and this is not only for them but all of the people who are my friends and follow me (don't forget yourself too, dear anonymous kitty!) and are curious about me.
Warning: This book may contain something that'll kill you, either by laughing or by crying. READ IT AT YOUR OWN RISK!
WHY THE HELL DO I SUCK AT INTRODUCTIONS! OKAY GO AHEAD! READ IT!