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Caleb falls into the world of Cult of the Lamb, and is disoriented. Luckily, he finds the Lamb, Ceres, who invites him But this world isn't as straightforward as the game. Posts every tuesday and thursday

Charles Bukowski meets Emir Kusturica-Balkan style! A humorous, gritty memoir, How to Find and Lose a Job in the Balkans, follows the chaotic daily life of a young man navigating the turbulent Balkan reality. No matter how hard he tries to find employment, he breathes a sigh of relief every time he loses it. A colorful parade of characters passes through his life, but the only constants are his love for women, booze, and above all, his grandmother. Perfect for fans of Charles Bukowski, John Fante, and dark, unfiltered storytelling. Note: This book contains explicit language and profanity! Copyright © 2026 Zlatan Calminsky. All Rights Reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, scanned, or distributed in any printed or electronic form without permission from the author. This is a work of nonfiction.

At Westbrook High School, getting roasted is basically part of the education system. Malik "Leak" Johnson, Darius "D-Money" Carter, and Trevon "Trey" Banks are three loudmouth best friends known for turning every hallway, classroom, and lunch table into a comedy battlefield. Nobody is safe. Not teachers. Not students. Not each other. Malik roasts people like it's a professional sport. Darius talks the most trash for somebody who loses breath walking upstairs. And Trey? Trey might actually be the dumbest human alive - which somehow makes him the funniest. After one legendary cafeteria incident leaves a freshman crying near the ketchup dispenser, the trio gets recruited into the underground National School Roast Championship - a brutal statewide competition where schools battle for the title of Funniest School of the Year. Now the boys must learn how to: • survive school politics, • destroy rival roast teams, • avoid getting suspended, • and somehow not ruin each other's lives in the process. But as the competition gets bigger, so do the problems. Rival schools cheat. Friendships get tested. Feelings get hurt. And behind all the jokes, each of them struggles with pressure, family issues, and figuring out who they really are outside the laughs. Packed with wild insults, chaotic energy, stupid decisions, and nonstop comedy, Roast Central is a loud, disrespectful black comedy about friendship, roasting culture, and three complete dumbasses trying to become legends.

Meet Lauren, she just started her junior year of college and wants to make the most of things. She is smart, beautiful, and has no time for games being played when it comes to her heart. All she wants is a guy to show her what a real one looks like. Follow her through her rollercoaster of a year full of love, betrayal, and the building of friendships.

Jade Jackson is an R&B sensation that's riding high at the top of the music hill. She's thankful for everything she has and uses her skills to make sure, her and her entourage are living the good life. Life turns hellish when Jade runs into a creepy stalker the day of her 27th birthday. Mr. Stalker reveals not only is Jade a gifted singer, but Jade is part of an elite group of talent who are fated to preform forever for The Shadow Man. Once midnight hit on her 27th birthday the clock on her life started to tick, and once that ticking stops Jade's gonna be six feet under or at least that's what her guides to Club 27 says...but all that sounds like a contract to Jade and every contract has a loop hole. She just has to find it before the hell hounds find her.

A Mystery Suspense thriller for the new generation of Supernatural fiction, an extraordinary adventure story of Detective Kaalicharan along with Inspector Jai singh Rathor and sub inspector Farhan Qureshi as they solve the most twisted cases in the city This is a work of fiction, The Story and Characters are integral property of Mr. Siddharth Aatneray and all copyrights are reserved, Please do not copy and reproduce this story in any form, if you are reading this story in any other platform other than Wattpad then you are very likely to be at risk of malware attack. if you wish to read this story in it's original safe form please go to the https://www.wattpad.com/story/272441122?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_reading&wp_page=reading&wp_uname=Siddharth-Aatneray&wp_originator=UUiEvi3samMiTRpreRRr5KjhuKoLivTLxE7hAKq3HRKPdlY0k%2BSV6NWxkj0EGB9hN7uGKvwRZIojSBuIq2mt6eiqqX1zHjrVXxBUZYV4zn0E3OAY7Xi57P9HcONczN4U thankyou...

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Miranda comes home burnt out from soccer practice and has a little late night snack. Nothing wrong with a little slice of pizza, right? However, when she wakes up in the morning, her actions have disastrous results. Now, it's up to her and her close friend Megan to restore order to mankind. Who knew one slice of pizza could start all of that shit?

They were seen as villains and yet, even the villains themselves fear them. They were feared for their power. I mean, what kind of Quirk summoned monsters from thin air anyway? They are feared by all and that is what they want: Fear. They are the Nightmare Courts, a band of villainous yet utterly alien entities who brings the nightmares of others to reality and feed them to their call. Yet, they don't care what anyone consider them to be. What the Nightmare Courts only care about however, is that they will have enough power to awaken their comatose creator.

Mina Gibbs' dad was her only friend and family in the world, and he's just died unexpectedly. Completely shattered, she's left to care for his large house and countless collection of plants while her mental health deteriorates. On her way back from her first therapy session, she passes by an angry cat who's been left on the side of the road. She decides to take the cat in, not knowing the wild chain of events that her new friend is about to trigger. THE CAT THAT ROBBED ME is a dark romantic comedy about loss, mental illness and the silver lining around every dark cloud.

'°•A story about a boy named Luxen; The holder of astral light power. He wants to become a cosmic; A powerful being/Evolved form of a regular astro cosmical. But, At the cost of meeting the shadow emperor.•°'

"Greetings, you inhumane mutants that dared to walk this world. I am Forethinker. I was created by mankind to keep humanity safe and I have seen what you mutant abominations have done upon humanity, using your powers to abuse them like the vermin they are. How dare you to treat my creators. You all shall be eradicated from the face of the Earth. Humanity shall strive while the mutants shall fall.... Glory to Mankind. Glory to thy Creator. May our planet Earth be free from the mutant strain of your kind. And may the true form of humanity take what is finally theirs."

Pornography, filmed behind a filthy lens.

Synopsis:

A young woman meets a small leprechaun man in Braylington. He falls in love with her. And visits her at her house. He tells the guy next door to stop bullying the princess but the guy kills him and buries him. then the leprechaun grows into a tree and murders the guy with an axe. The princess runs away with the leprechaun and they live happily ever after. The end.

> ليس كل ما يُدفن... يموت. أحيانًا، تُغلق التربة على سرٍّ يتلوّى في الظلمة، يتنفس ببطء، وينتظر من يقترب. "ما لم يُدفن" ليس جثة، بل خطأٌ قديم... وشيءٌ ظلّ حيًّا تحت أقدامنا. كانت الزيارة عابرة. مجرّد قبرٍ بلا اسم. لكنها أيقظت شيئًا لا يعرف النسيان، وبدأ كل شيء حين سمعت أنفاسًا تخرج من الأرض. هذه ليست قصة موت... بل قصة الذي لم يمت بعد. أ انتم جاهزون لخوض مغامرة؟

A twisted lesbian love affair

The world survived demons. The world survived the Black Maw. The world survived Saint Marrow Island. But survival was only the beginning. Four years have passed since humanity learned monsters were real. Governments built armies. Secret organizations were formed. Weapons capable of fighting supernatural threats were created. People believed they were finally safe. They were wrong. When Trevor's father collapses at a family cookout, a strange mark discovered on his arm reveals a terrifying truth. The demons were never the real threat. Something older is coming. Something far worse. Across the globe, entire cities vanish overnight. Mountains crack open. Ancient creatures awaken beneath the oceans. Massive Titans rise from forgotten tombs. And every government on Earth receives the same warning: EXTINCTION HAS BEGUN. Now Trevor, Sergeant Cole, Lieutenant Jace, and Eli must lead humanity's final fight against an ancient force known as Nihilith, a god-like being responsible for countless extinction events throughout history. As civilization collapses and monsters the size of cities emerge across the planet, the four heroes must uncover the truth behind Trevor's father's mark before humanity becomes the next species erased from existence. The problem? Nobody has ever defeated an extinction. And time is running out.