Black-comedy Stories

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Caleb falls into the world of Cult of the Lamb, and is disoriented. Luckily, he finds the Lamb, Ceres, who invites him But this world isn't as straightforward as the game.

Three nights. One house. And the absolute worst group of people possible to survive it. Trevor thought surviving a haunted house once was enough. He was WRONG. Now he, D-Mac, Micah, and Jalen are trapped inside another nightmare filled with: • skin-crawling monsters • screaming walls • cursed rooms • shadow creatures • disappearing hallways • and something under the couch that breathes WAY too loud The rules are simple: • Don't make noise • Don't separate • Don't look the monsters in the eyes • And whatever you do... DON'T let them know you're scared. Too bad these four idiots argue more than they survive. Between: • Trevor losing his sanity • D-Mac stress eating during monster attacks • Micah giving terrible leadership speeches • and Jalen realizing everybody around him is stupid ...the monsters honestly might not even be the biggest problem. Filled with: • profanity-heavy comedy • terrifying monsters • chaotic friendships • ridiculous arguments • emotional moments • and pure panic 3 NIGHTS NO ESCAPE is what happens when broke young adults try surviving pure horror with absolutely ZERO survival instincts. Because when the lights go out... And the monsters start crawling... And your friend whispers: "Nigga did that thing just smile at us?" That's when you realize- Nigga we cooked.

Four broke idiots. One haunted house. Zero survival skills. Darnell "D-Mac" McCoy works overnight at a grocery store and somehow still can't afford groceries. Trevor Baines cleans toilets at a community college and has officially lost the ability to care about anything. Micah Rollins manages screaming children at a failing jump-house business while pretending he's one business deal away from becoming a millionaire. And Jalen Pierce paints houses while questioning every life decision that led him to living with these dumbasses. When the four friends move into a suspiciously cheap house on Ash Street hoping to rebuild their lives and finally get rich... They discover the house is violently haunted. Now they're dealing with: • a demon named Shots who roasts people before trying to kill them • a soul-selling woman trapped in the walls • screaming coming from the basement • disappearing rooms • shadow creatures • cursed whispers • possessed furniture • and rent that still somehow needs to be paid on time As the house grows more dangerous, the boys realize the demons aren't the only problem. Because surviving each other might actually be harder. Filled with: • profanity-heavy comedy • chaotic arguments • terrifying demons • stupid decisions • emotional friendship moments • and absolute nonsense HELLHOUSE ON ASH STREET is what happens when financial struggle meets paranormal stupidity. Perfect for fans of: • funny horror • chaotic friend groups • supernatural comedy • scary stories that still make you laugh at 2 AM Because nothing says friendship like fighting demons while arguing over stolen chicken wings.

The first of a duology of Steven Universe battles, both of which I sincerely wanted to make on their own merits and sharing the #45 designation. This one in particular was composed to ostensibly coincide with Mother's Day. AUDIO: https://soundcloud.com/molemanninethousand/molemans-epic-rap-battles-45-steven-universe-vs-norman-bates VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jli9s_PCKFs

In the town of New York City; the west side of Manhattan, there are some rumors about the sudden existence of real monsters lurking around below the surface, and frightening every human in sight. But until that one fateful day, when a young teenage Theoretical Physicist named Antwon White who refused to believe that monsters do exist, that of course his life will be forever changed when he first met three monsters from underneath the surface, while developing a secret crush from a certain black and white striped monster with green eyes, black slit-shaped pupils, and big red lips. It may be a bit strange albeit forbidden for a human to have a sudden relationship with a monster by everyone's standards, but for Antwon's case... it can be intertwined by destiny. Disclaimer Aaahh!!! Real Monsters is owned by Klasky Csupo and Nickelodeon My OC 'Antwon White' is owned by me (Abraham Akridge aka Nick Abe Mania) ⊙ All Rights Reserved

"You looked so... overwhelmingly sad. What kind of life leads a child to kill another child? How much has to happen to you to cause you to dedicate yourself to vengeance? Please, please, please, let him meet someone who can wake him up from this nightmare. Please, let him atone. No one deserves this, especially not someone so young. God, if you do exist, would you turn your back on him?" Indie has been put down his entire life: Every friend of his was fake, every girl he's liked rejected him. One day, Indie snaps, and decides to get revenge on every person who's ever wronged him...

16 elite students from different parts of the world have all been given an invitation to explore and learn the history of the legendary British royal family . After 50 years prior to the terrorist attack, Windsor castle has finally been open for these intellects. They must stray far from their families for two month. During their stay a series of abnormal events occur and secrets of what really happened 50 years ago are unravelled.

Having his parents take part of a long hero thing against the many innocents involving human and demons, 17 year old K.O is sent to Hoseki City for a year and he has been placed in Raphael High School and it's dorm. Around the end of the first week in the city after days of interacting with his classmates and demons in the town, K.O was taken to a strange alternate dimension in his classroom after school and he not only discovered one of his classmates, Loona, was a demon in human disguise that is part of a group of assassin demons, but he discovered he is a chosen one to summon a spirit known as a Persona, and he started a year against the many shadows, monsters, villains and demons in Hoseki City as he makes friends with the assassin Demons and others. (Rating like Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss but not too explicit)

At Westbrook High School, getting roasted is basically part of the education system. Malik "Leak" Johnson, Darius "D-Money" Carter, and Trevon "Trey" Banks are three loudmouth best friends known for turning every hallway, classroom, and lunch table into a comedy battlefield. Nobody is safe. Not teachers. Not students. Not each other. Malik roasts people like it's a professional sport. Darius talks the most trash for somebody who loses breath walking upstairs. And Trey? Trey might actually be the dumbest human alive - which somehow makes him the funniest. After one legendary cafeteria incident leaves a freshman crying near the ketchup dispenser, the trio gets recruited into the underground National School Roast Championship - a brutal statewide competition where schools battle for the title of Funniest School of the Year. Now the boys must learn how to: • survive school politics, • destroy rival roast teams, • avoid getting suspended, • and somehow not ruin each other's lives in the process. But as the competition gets bigger, so do the problems. Rival schools cheat. Friendships get tested. Feelings get hurt. And behind all the jokes, each of them struggles with pressure, family issues, and figuring out who they really are outside the laughs. Packed with wild insults, chaotic energy, stupid decisions, and nonstop comedy, Roast Central is a loud, disrespectful black comedy about friendship, roasting culture, and three complete dumbasses trying to become legends.

What if every dream you have, every horror in your mind, every whisper you heard while your alone was all caused by one being? One being that you never see? Until one day, you observe, you find it in your mind, and see the horrors behind the horrors.

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A young man named Harvey loses his wife to a bombing raid. Due to this, Harvey becomes wrathful and decides to go fight for his country. When Harvey is injured, he is sent back home, only to be rejected by his family. To make matters worse, a corrupt police officer frames Harvey for a crime he didn't commit! But in jail, Harvey meets a young woman, who has been through some bad things was well. Together, Harvey and the women escape, but the corrupt officer hunts them down to London, were they have their final showdown in this gothic drama.

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A twisted lesbian love affair

Circa 1993 - Kori Brown has to learn what love is. • Kori Brown, a highschool senior navigating the trials of teenage life, family, and love while holding her position as dance team captain in Atlanta, Georgia.