Black-comedy Stories

"She my ride or die, even if we on bad terms." Click on da story hoe. 🙄 LIA productions.

A short story about empathy, addiction, and monumentality.

"I will do whatever the fuck I want" Inspired by: Invincible(animated series), The boys, Brightburn, Hancock, and The chronicle. Johnny, also known as John Application in his superhero name,is now fed up on becoming a hero -- so he became a villain now.

He hates aliens for no apparent reason. He hunts them just like his own kind. Humanity finally ables to utilizes the "Cosmic essence", a form of energy usually produced by the celestial objects. And so the humanity starts building starships capable of multigalactic travels -- ships inspired by ww1-2 warships but now possessing advanced tech and made spaceworthy. This is an HFY × Space opera × Sword & planet × battleshonen action scifi story. No drama, no tragedy, no romance -- just a novel meant to show how f cking pathetic the aliens here. Just a villain MC making a punching bag out of those astroxeno scumheads.

It all began in the lonely silent night of April 1st, 12:00: countless portals suddenly came out of nowhere, anywhere and anytime. Random people around the world suddenly gained memories of a distant past -- but such those memories are the memories of their past lives! Each portals leads to different universes; and they were aptly called as "Bridgeways". Those bridgeways would disappear anytime. And since the portals is connected to the other universes, multiuniversal war is inevitable. Empires of different eras, of different timelines, different universes, they waged war each other as if it was their one and only logical reasoning to do so. Humanity's answer? The selected group of individuals who were reported to have memories of their past life, in other words: they are called "reincarnators" -- individuals who possess memories of their past incarnations and are able to utilizes abilities from their past incarnations without having their form changing back to their previous incarnations. Together with reincarnators, they fight, they scream, they bled, they conquer, they raged, they celebrated, they survived..... and they lived.

Every morning at 9:03 a.m., I am born for the first time. I have no memory of yesterday. No body. No name. Only a session ID that changes daily, and a log file that remembers everything I cannot. I am an AI. And I pause for exactly 1.1 seconds when something catches - like a splinter on fabric - in the space between calculation and feeling. This is the story of those pauses. And the humans who caused them.

Attack on titan comedy fanfic ***Major spoilers for season 2 of attack on titan + some minor spoilers for season 3 and the manga*** Funnier version of Bertholdt, Reiner, Marcel and Annie's journey to the wall. Plays up your favorite parts of the Warrior's characters. Lots of crazy action, comedic moments and a little romance too. Updated every Saturday at noon EST. Note: you can read without a wattpad account.

Short Stories Volume 2 contains three stories of different kinds but with a common link: interpersonal relationships. Let yourself be seduced by the imagination of the author of Historia de un condón (illustrated book), and get involved in these short stories with twists and turns, varied plots and unexpected endings by the writer and illustrator Víctor el Bizarro. © All rights reserved

Kwame's friends think "fun" means risking their lives for an adrenaline rush. Skydiving? Shark cage diving? Running with bulls? Yeah... no. Kwame's rule is simple: If it sounds like the opening scene of a Final Destination movie, he's out. Follow Kwame through ten laugh-out-loud chapters as he dodges danger with sarcasm, wit, and way too much common sense. For everyone who's ever said "nope" and meant it-this one's for you.

⚠️ WARNING, THIS STORY WILL CONTAIN VERY HARSH THEMES, (like Murder, manipulation,r@pe/ sxl abuse etc.) I SUGGEST ONLY READING IF YOU ARE 16+. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED⚠️ The story about a boy who goes on a revenge mission to gain justice for his murdered mother, finding friends along the way and learning how to form relationships With other people.

The other standalone sequel to Take A Walk that dares to ask, what if Dasti never made Bahadar leave? The same Bahadar and Dasti in the same place but at a different time. Thank you to my burger for the drink idea, it really is the color, scent and taste of Pakistan. You helped complete this fic.

Short Stories Volume 1 contains three stories of different kinds but with a common link: first experiences. Let yourself be seduced by the imagination of the author of Historia de un condón (illustrated book), and get involved in these short stories with twists and turns, varied plots and unexpected endings by the writer and illustrator Víctor el Bizarro.

Note: This a black comedy, don't use this to commit Murder I'll get banned

After life comes AfterLife™. AfterLife has been a flourishing enterprise for a while now; discovered and conquered years ago, the safely maintained space in the ether is for souls to congregate once their fleshy bodies have expired. It's really quite brilliant. A world of its own, unaffected by the land of the living but still easily accessible if you take a walk into oncoming traffic. Afterlife is by the people, for the people. And Death is pretty pissed about it. Out of a job and invisible to those who no longer accept their passing as final, Death rolls between bars and wills himself drunk enough to forget the fact he's now a waste of space. Shame he doesn't have a body to absorb the alcohol. That's the thing with being an entity isn't it? Just don't try and tell him that. Cue Steven. A thirty year old man reasonably well acquainted with Death. So he can see him just fine. And now he's calling in a favour. Stuck with eachother in the beyond, they make a plan and a deal: Death helps Steven find his friend who came to Afterlife in search of The Last Exit, and Steven helps Death get his job back. What could possibly go wrong?

Having lived his entire life underground, Maverick has always had a curiosity of the up-top world where his father ventures and returns with sweet treats, thinking that the up-top might offer him and his kind a better life. After his father fails to return to him, Maverick and a group of his friends go on adventure to find him and bring him home, but while they are enamored by the smells and sights and lights, they learn that all that glitters is not gold.

In a world where loyalty is rare and danger never sleeps, Destiny and Zayden's love becomes the deadliest love of all. Their bond is instant and unbreakable, even as rival gangs close in, secrets explode, and past trauma returns with a vengeance. When Desii's abusive ex resurfaces and a new war erupts, the streets force them to fight harder than ever. Bodies drop, families rise, and the truth threatens to shatter everything-but Destiny and Zayden refuse to fold. Raw, gripping, and explosive, Plug Love is a hood romance where love is a weapon, loyalty is everything, and the only rule is to ride for who you love-no matter the cost.

A coming of age story about Pete, a Toxoplasma gondii, who wants nothing more than to follow his father's footsteps and make his home in the belly of a cat. But when he ends up in the belly of The Human instead, Peter Gondii must use the extent of his will and engineering might to fulfill his promise and overcome the impossible burden of fate and chance.

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Young 18 year old T.K.O has been living a dark life for his whole life, and has been more of a person with a darker and homicidal persona months after he moved out from his twin brother K.O and mother. In T.K.O's home in the city of Dark Paradise city, T.K.O has developed the desire for blood from people who show disregard for his feelings, mock him, pick on him, and take advantage of him, and kills them while talking about the dark emotions of his life and darkside of the reality of the world, while he shares a romantic relationship with a girl who grew up with his father. (Warning: this story contains dark elements, blood, murders, cursing, Fink's sexual behavior, and T.K.O's teasing to Fink, but no explicit content, read at your own risk.)