Blackcomedy Stories

Dottie Gan doesn't want to die. She wants the noise in her head to stop - and she'll chase anything loud enough to drown it out. So when a photo of a beaten, kidnapped stranger lands on her phone - a man she met exactly once, years ago - she does the only thing that's ever made the noise go quiet. She goes to get him out. One reckless rescue later, Dottie has invited herself into Julian Qi's life and his very dangerous secret: he's the runaway son of an offshore crime dynasty, heading back to the family's sealed private island to save his niece before it's too late. He does not want company. He's getting it anyway. And to get past his father, they'll have to sell one enormous lie: "Let's get engaged." "Sure." A grumpy, buttoned-up heir. An unhinged girl with nothing left to lose. One fake engagement, one private island full of very rich, very bad people - and a hundred ways for all of it to go wrong. It's fast. It's funny. And underneath the chaos, it's about being seen - and kept alive - by the one person who won't let you fall. Serializing THE OTHER · Book Six here for free. Read ahead + exclusive side stories on Patreon → [https://www.patreon.com/WB233/posts/death-guess-on-160955017?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link]

Charles Bukowski meets Emir Kusturica-Balkan style! A humorous, gritty memoir, How to Find and Lose a Job in the Balkans, follows the chaotic daily life of a young man navigating the turbulent Balkan reality. No matter how hard he tries to find employment, he breathes a sigh of relief every time he loses it. A colorful parade of characters passes through his life, but the only constants are his love for women, booze, and above all, his grandmother. Perfect for fans of Charles Bukowski, John Fante, and dark, unfiltered storytelling. Note: This book contains explicit language and profanity!

Ken struggles with suicidal thoughts. His parents monitor his every waking moment with constant and careful concern. Ken's thoughts are far from ordinary, so it doesn't come as a surprise that his dark urges relating to his obsession with his own death can only be quelled by extraordinary means.

Five friends visit a local diner and expect to swindle Miguel O' Hara and company out of their money. Things go as planned. Or, does it?

After surviving the deadliest game in human history, Malik, Darius, Jasmine, Nia, Milo, Jax, Dre, and Raven all agree on one thing: "Yeah nigga... we cooked." Not because they're trapped. Not because demons are hunting them. Not because an ancient evil escaped from beneath the games. No. They're cooked because somebody had the brilliant idea of taking a vacation. A vacation. To the United Kingdom. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Absolutely everything. What starts as a well-earned trip across London quickly turns into another nightmare when the group discovers a hidden world lurking beneath the city streets. Ancient castles. Blood-soaked secrets. Missing tourists. Creatures that shouldn't exist. And at the center of it all... A mysterious vampire queen who has taken a very special interest in one survivor. Darius Dre Holloway. While the group tries to enjoy their freedom, they soon realize their past isn't finished with them. The Darkness may be gone, but something even older has awakened. Something that has ruled from the shadows for centuries. Now trapped in a city where nobody can be trusted, the survivors must face deadly vampires, cursed bloodlines, underground kingdoms, and a seductive ruler who sees humanity as nothing more than prey. The problem? The vampire queen doesn't want to kill Dre. She wants him alive. Which somehow makes everything worse. A lot worse. As old friendships are tested, new alliances are formed, and London descends into supernatural chaos, the survivors quickly realize they may have escaped the games... But they never escaped the nightmare.

Without his consent, the caso mortal drug is injected into seventeen-year-old Emmit after a nasty death. Now he is forced to live (if you can call it that) as a soulless ghoul. He's brought back to life and forced into a unit of unknown demonic monsters to learn survival. His new diet consists of fresh animal and human flesh. As he hopelessly gets used to this heinous lifestyle, he meets a girl. A human girl. And jeopardizes her life just by knowing her. A story from a desperate zombie's point of view.

She has always been a free spirit, but this time, Melody Chia Wright may well have messed up... For good! A tradgic accident leaves Melody in Limbo... Along with her fun husband And her loving bit on the side Will she choose? Oh Hell No! Is a romantic tale of a love triangle and more... Expect a twist. Or Two. Or Three. Or Four.

Seemingly just your everyday eccentric in an evolving world, florist and store owner Calci Ireland doesn't stand out too much in the heart of a senior and hipster heaven, seaside town of Privi Village. This is good! However, times are testing; as if running such a business isn't tough enough, the store isn't doing too well and neither is her health. Tradition crudely clashing with modernisation, this may be an age old concept however, these days, the present seems increasingly tough, particularly for somebody who's 'different'. Calci yearns for the simplicity of the 'old days'... Sometimes... Does she? Will'o'Stars © Updated weekly.

Catori and Beyanna have feelings for each other!

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When a heist at a local city vault goes wrong, hundreds upon thousands of demons and fiends from the pits of hell are released into the world. Thirteen strangers find themselves indebted to a mysterious figure who coerces them into finding and sealing these demons. THE THIRTEEN UNFORTUNATE explores the journey these seemingly ordinary, everyday people embark on through the eyes of Harmon, and whether or not any of them will survive the experience.

Kush and Trigger, two young black fearless London gangsters who are inseparable and back each other up no matter what they come up against. In this episode they have to deal with a game members betrayal. Filled with action, surprises and black comedy this short story will definitely keep you entertained!

(Warning: May contain mischaracterizations!) It all began in the lonely silent night of April 1st, 12:00: countless portals suddenly came out of nowhere, anywhere and anytime. Random people around the world suddenly gained memories of a distant past -- but such those memories are the memories of their past lives! Each portals leads to different universes; and they were aptly called as "Bridgeways". Those bridgeways would disappear anytime. And since the portals is connected to the other universes, multiuniversal war is inevitable. Empires of different eras, of different timelines, different universes, they waged war each other as if it was their one and only logical reasoning to do so. Humanity's answer? The selected group of individuals who were reported to have memories of their past life, in other words: they are called "reincarnators" -- individuals who possess memories of their past incarnations and are able to utilizes abilities from their past incarnations without having their form changing back to their previous incarnations. Together with reincarnators, they fight, they scream, they bled, they conquer, they raged, they celebrated, they survived..... and they lived.

Hyacinth Thomas plays it safe in life. She's never crossed caution tape or gone sky diving, and she's fine with that because she has her thrill. A horror movie a day keeps real danger away, or so she thinks. That is until her morbid curiosity turns her life into a morbid curiosity.

11-year old [Name] L/N was taken care of by her big sister for a year after her mom went missing, until one summer on Tuesday 13th, [Name] finally gets to experience the life of summer camp in Camp Campbell. She unwittingly finds herself in the welcoming graces of a troublemaking trio. Neil, a "man of science" kid who can get serious or annoyed whenever his passion for science isn't taken seriously, Nikki, a green haired hyper, energetic girl who is an agent of chaos, loves adventure, and dreams of being in a wolf pack, and the leader and worst of all the campers in Campbell, Max, a jaded, pessimistic, kid who has negative outlooks on life and enjoys putting others down just so they can be at his level, and tries to escape Camp Campbell as much as he can. After a few intense events following her experience in Camp Campbell with the trio, she soon realizes that all of it is nothing once the circumstances surrounding the recent "death" of a camper from another camp is mysterious, but there's one thing that everybody knows for sure -- that everyone in all the camps, Campbell, Wood Scouts, and the Flower Scouts is a suspect. Now, [Name] must go through another crazy experience involving her and all the camps being interrogated by the police, telling their perspectives of the story behind the crime. Along with Max finding out a secret belonging to the Wood scouts after being convinced by the police to keep them on the down low. And [Name] being forced to befriend the flower scouts and keep them safe, while also being forced to uncover the dark secrets behind their reputation. And her along with Max, and his squad solve the mysteries of who the criminal is that may lead to the clues of finding [Name]'s mom.

Life is dashing..... Don't give that phrase the happy tone it wants. Life can be soooo dashing that you lose yourself. Morals, lost. Achievements, lost. Your own reflection lost. Until you go...numb