Blackcomedy Stories

On Harry Renard's fifty-fifth Birthday he awakes to find that his face has been encased in a black cloud, which he thinks is odd because it had not been there the night before. On inspecting this strange phenomenon, Harry realises that he can just about see out through the dark mist, but his face is completely obscured from the outside. Unsure of what to do but worried that if he is late for work again, on yet another gloomy Monday morning, his juvenile boss Tarquin Stark will finally have a reason to dismiss him. On arriving at the office Harry is surprised to find the cloud has expanded to engulf his whole head, but why does no one else in the office seem to notice? UNDERBELLY [n.] singular The soft underside or abdomen of a mammal. An area vulnerable to attack. A dark, hidden part of society. Trigger Warning, This story contains themes of Bullying, Suicide and Self-harm

Lifelong best friends Reyna and Kiara had been dreaming of starting their college life in the same university that has been in their wildest dreams for years, but instead, what they see is the campus full of anxious overachieving students who study twenty hours a day. It was like, these kids had NO idea how to have any fun or even flirt with someone, even if their grades depended on it. Reyna and Kiara stumble upon a crazy idea; they can make a literal fortune by teaching their classmates how to break free from their shell and become more confident when it comes to sex. They both launch highly lucrative and secretive Sex 101 lessons for a ridiculous fee, promising to teach the school's most uptight nerds how to let loose, get sexy, and get laid. But when the privileged rich kid elites at the top of the food chain start losing their crown to the newly liberated geeks, Reyna and Kiara are caught right in the crosshairs of a social war. Well, let the lessons begin. ◤━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━◥ © Raellway

The Ballad of Nixon and Brezhnev is a dark comedy that follows the ridiculous and frequently humorous mishaps of US President Richard Nixon and Soviet General Secretary Leonid Brezhnev as they try to discuss armaments limitation. The story is set during a fictitious Cold War meeting in Geneva in the 1970s. Their competitive egos, cultural miscommunications, and personal fears take center stage as the leaders engage in a series of increasingly absurd events, leaving serious diplomacy to their worn-out assistants, Andrei Gromyko and Henry Kissinger. The conference devolves into a bizarre struggle of wills between Brezhnev's raucous humor and fascination with cowboys and Nixon's obsession with image and worry over possible spies. Whether they are trading gifts, having a disastrous joyride in Brezhnev's fancy automobiles, or playing petty tennis, their inability to get along leads to a hilarious confrontation of inflated egos. The Ballad of Nixon and Brezhnev, which combines dark humor and political satire, is a caustic commentary on the human weaknesses that underlie historical events. It also highlights how brittle international diplomacy can be when it is motivated by pride, paranoia, and pettiness.

Two people from two different worlds. Jade Moore has been given everything she ever wanted and more. She doesn't understand the struggle people go through in daily life. Ever since she was born, she was sheltered from the dangerous world and given a false reality. Her curiosity gets the best of her as she discovers the lies her father spread to her of this so called 'perfect utopia', a place that was severely broken with damaged people. A place where she met the person who opened her pure eyes of what the world is really like..... RoyalBree Production ©️ MARCH 2023 #1 in Blackcomedy (March 23, 2023) #1 in Sheltered (March 27,2023)

How many times have we dwelled in our imagination, wondering how our lives would have been or looked like if we had taken that job overseas, fell in love with that person, and hugged our parents instead of spending most of our time outside, or even took that specific that career path? This book talks just about that, it describes our lives across different paths as humans, the ramifications of our choices, and the different lives that humans live, across the world. The very things that we consider basic to us in our daily lives, yet are considered a mere luxury to others who are simply less fortunate than us. Have a lovely read!

The Empire has always been a corrupt cesspool of crime, villainy and depravity where they continue to abuse their status and power for their own depraved ends... Ruled by the Child Emperor and manipulated by the nefarious Prime Minister Honest, it's only hope of reformation is to kill the corrupt individuals that takes root upon it's society as it teeters on the brink of collapse despite it's status as the undisputed, invincible superpower it project itself... It is also destroyed... And something worse came along... The Dark Lord, he called himself, a tyrant in dark armour that had ended the Empire's rule for good and finally, he shall set his sights upon other lands in the name of his own unending conquest... Enemies becomes allies as and bonds are forged as they all shall face this world ending threat together or die trying...

The world survived demons. The world survived the Black Maw. The world survived Saint Marrow Island. But survival was only the beginning. Four years have passed since humanity learned monsters were real. Governments built armies. Secret organizations were formed. Weapons capable of fighting supernatural threats were created. People believed they were finally safe. They were wrong. When Trevor's father collapses at a family cookout, a strange mark discovered on his arm reveals a terrifying truth. The demons were never the real threat. Something older is coming. Something far worse. Across the globe, entire cities vanish overnight. Mountains crack open. Ancient creatures awaken beneath the oceans. Massive Titans rise from forgotten tombs. And every government on Earth receives the same warning: EXTINCTION HAS BEGUN. Now Trevor, Sergeant Cole, Lieutenant Jace, and Eli must lead humanity's final fight against an ancient force known as Nihilith, a god-like being responsible for countless extinction events throughout history. As civilization collapses and monsters the size of cities emerge across the planet, the four heroes must uncover the truth behind Trevor's father's mark before humanity becomes the next species erased from existence. The problem? Nobody has ever defeated an extinction. And time is running out.

A determined football player and a skilled volleyball player form an unlikely bond despite the intense rivalry between their schools. Their friendship blossoms into deep love as they navigate the pressures of senior year, college decisions, and the challenges of maintaining a long-distance relationship. Ultimately, their commitment to each other triumphs over all obstacles, leading them to a lifelong partnership built on unity and perseverance.

Imagine your hometown with a plethora of colours, having the most diverse people, a multitude of languages, religions, mindsets and gods. One word immediately pops up in our mind - "INDIA". Now imagine the entire world like this - This is exactly what this novel delivers, topped with emotions and romance. Steve Wilson and Margaret Wilson, are an aging British couple with traditional British values, considered by most as backward in a modern British society. Their first son Greg is wayward and disorganized, much to Steve's dismay. Greg wants to be a Kusthi champion and one day represent his country on the world stage. Daphne, the daughter of the household is 27, and is at the right age for marriage, and Margaret is searching for a suitable bride-groom for her - educated, dark skinned teetotaler, settled in Bharat perhaps? Harry is the last son, and is the brightest of the household. Still in college, he aims at pursuing higher studies in Bharat, and applies for the Tamil Language tests so he could take up the course of his liking in the south of India. He is in a relationship with a Muslim girl. Does this alternate reality have an ordinary life planned for these five people or is it going to turn it into an unexpected roller coaster ride? How INDIAN has the world become? Do the British women of the "Yorkshire Biryani" wear the Bindi and decorate their hair with jasmine flowers? Do the men wear turbans and the cross- thread across their chests? Do they worship a plethora of Gods? What is the official language of the world? How has the arts and architecture developed? Has Islam taken a softer route because of the world Hindu domination? What food do the people eat? Do they drink as much tea?

A play about a razor-sharp prosecutor who fully commits himself to convicting a murderer.

Loving a criminal fun right. Ahh it's nice to know he threaten my life when we first met now look. ~ "Fix your face. I did nothing to you. I'm here to help you and your family. I did some research your in here with 10 open cases. Your baby mama collects her child support but don't even know what her daughter looks like because she lacks the care. Ohh wait you didn't know that and if I'm correct she gets half a million each year for the past 4 years. Damn "take his money then dip on 'em dip on 'em" but anyway. Tell me about yourself" I said making the nearby guard chuckle and get glare at.

At Christmas, Regulus talks to Sirius about Sirius' drinking habit. Disclaimer - I don't own Harry Potter. This is written for day two of the Froday Advent Calendar for 2021, but the word prompt for day two I picked is Mulled Wine. I actually intended the one-shot to be a more serious look at Sirius' drinking habit during the fifth book and how that was used to deal with his depression. The only problem is, Sirius didn't want it to be taken seriously and took it in a way different intention than I'd intended. So, this is the end result.

College was supposed to change them. Yeah... it made them worse. After becoming national roast champions, the three loudest idiots to ever survive public education are back - and now they've taken their disrespect to campus life. Malik, Darius, and Trey enter college already internet famous, musically viral, and feared by literally anybody holding a microphone. Between sold-out roast concerts, trap-metal tracks, dorm room chaos, livestream roast battles, and rival comedy crews trying to take their spot, the trio quickly learns college ain't ready for Roast Central. Especially when every student thinks they can out-roast them. Spoiler: They can't. From destroying professors during "professional communication" class, to surviving fraternity roast wars, humiliating arrogant streamers, roasting hecklers at concerts, and turning campus arguments into full stadium events, the boys somehow become even more dangerous than before. But fame comes with problems: • copycat roasters, • jealous rivals, • internet drama, • relationship disasters, • and crowds waiting for them to fail publicly. Too bad Roast Central works best under pressure. And if somebody talks crazy? Trey already got the mic. Malik already yelling. Darius already laughing. And once somebody says: "LET ME GET HIM..." It's over. Welcome back to Roast Central. New campus. Bigger crowds. Same disrespect.

A coming of age story about Pete, a Toxoplasma gondii, who wants nothing more than to follow his father's footsteps and make his home in the belly of a cat. But when he ends up in the belly of The Human instead, Peter Gondii must use the extent of his will and engineering might to fulfill his promise and overcome the impossible burden of fate and chance.

يتولى الدكتور كلاود، الموضف المبتدأ بمنظمة SCP، مهمة التحقيق بقرية معزولة قيل انها تحتوي على ظواهر غريبة. و لكونه مبتدأ، أضطر للعمل مع المدعو دكتور زيرو، رجل غريب ذو تصرفات عشوائية و ذكاء فريد. فهل يستطيع الدكتور كلاود التعامل مع زميله المجنون؟ و حل القضية؟

really just a bunch of short stories, if you can call them stories.

in a world where the paranormal is normal, a girl, her brother, and there grandfather, protect the small town of Packshaw ridge Texas, against the creatures that go bump in the night, or, maybe just an infestation of Goblins.