Blackcomedy Stories

you find something dangerous something only for you do you A: run away or B: go towards it .

Siri, play You Da One by Rihanna... Something about him feels like a warning- and a promise. A Chicago Love Story

Tujuh tahun Srikandi, pontianak perang Minangkabau yang dah hidup lebih 600 tahun, mengawasi Zaimi. Tujuh tahun dia tak boleh tengok perempuan lama sangat. Tak boleh main video game. Tak boleh dengar muzik. Tak boleh taip tiga huruf dalam Google tanpa telefon dia mula retak. Tujuh tahun dia lakukan semua yang Srikandi suruh. Sekarang dia dah 20. Masuk BSO, Biro Siasatan Okkultik, unit rahsia di bawah SPRM yang kerjanya bukan tangkap rasuah tapi tangkap hantu. Dan dia baru sedar: semua azab tujuh tahun tu bukan untuk jaga dia. Tapi untuk jadikan dia senjata. Supernatural pulp horror. Dalam Bahasa Melayu. Hantu ada. Humor ada. Tapi gelap tu gelap betul.

'°•A story about a boy named Luxen; The holder of astral light power. He wants to become a cosmic; A powerful being/Evolved form of a regular astro cosmical. But, At the cost of meeting the shadow emperor.•°'

Short Stories Volume 1 contains three stories of different kinds but with a common link: first experiences. Let yourself be seduced by the imagination of the author of Historia de un condón (illustrated book), and get involved in these short stories with twists and turns, varied plots and unexpected endings by the writer and illustrator Víctor el Bizarro.

This season picks up 2 months later now at the end of summer. Senior year is here for most of the characters in Lynview- a time to grow up, forget, forgive, dream, learn and love one more time before adulthood comes a knockin. People come together - except Tammie, consumed by anger as she works to make everyone around her miserable and plot her revenge on who shot her, Lynview is rocked by powerful new events. Neal is ready to put the summer behind him and start fresh with Morgan and focus on basketball finally choosing it over Engineering but he quickly learns both wont come as easy he thought. Kent has all on eyes on him and what he's going to do next following Garrets death he's doing everything possible to not acknowledge how he truly feels. Taylor has her memory back and is willing to fight through new insecurities with her family at odds she faces one of her worst fears ever, Zhuri finally comes to terms with going after what she wants and putting herself first. Morgan decides to take charge of her senior year by starting over and making a new name for herself. Tavon is trying to get serious about his grades so he can get into a good college while trying to balance trying football again. A huge secret hits Lynview and none of the core six are ready for it. Besides worrying about Tammie the core six has to worry about the flood of new students causing chaos and confusion and new romance to Lynview High School. As senior year is a time for last, the core six must figure out who they are without each other and how growing up doesn't mean you won't need your friends.

{Part of the Bloodlines Histories} Waking up in the morgue is not how 18-year-old Charlotte Alders expected to end her first Halloween in college. While enjoying a night out with friends, she realizes too late that she has fallen into the hands of a sinister figure she knows only as Luca Acerbi--a vampire with a less than stellar personality who has a torrid past that spans hundreds of years and dozens of history books. Soon Charlotte realizes she has escaped the radar of her murderous creator--for now-- only to be pursued by vampires who work for the mysterious duo Renaud and Violette, and protected only by the guarded and sometimes untrustworthy witch Gwendolen. Gwendolen has taken a keen interest in Charlotte and her existence, but why? Charlotte is trust into the care of impatient and pessimistic vampire Cormac, who has a mysterious and lengthy past of his own and there may be more to the vampire than meets the eye. Upon becoming a vampire after living a life as what the supernatural world calls a Mundane, Charlotte must reign in her thirst within her if she wants to hold onto what is left of her humanity before she becomes like many of the jaded and self-loathing vampires she meets. Things in the supernatural world are quickly darkening with whispers of dark forces, both living and undead, taking hold. Charlotte is all to willing to stay neutral, but danger is always knocking on the door as she is left to determing: who is a friend and who is a foe? Only time will tell, but Charlotte is quickly learning that she may be more important than she ever thought possible...

⚠️ WARNING, THIS STORY WILL CONTAIN VERY HARSH THEMES, (like Murder, manipulation,r@pe/ sxl abuse etc.) I SUGGEST ONLY READING IF YOU ARE 16+. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED⚠️ The story about a boy who goes on a revenge mission to gain justice for his murdered mother, finding friends along the way and learning how to form relationships With other people.

Everything is perfectly normal for you, and well, life is pretty good. You've got childhood friends, decent grades, and a really long list of anime and manga to watch and read for about an eternity. However, what happens when a certain encounter causes your life to become not so normal? On top of that, there's yet another sequence of events that causes you to become remotely involved with the most eccentric girl in the school, Miss Haruhi Suzumiya herself! Will you ever find a way to get your life back to normal? Or will you simply just have to find a way to adjust to this new level of crazy? Considering how things go for you, it would probably end up being the latter. Reader/Various --------------------------------------------------- Okay, so this is basically a revamp of my other story, "The Misadventures of a Puella Magi", or as other readers knew it as, "The Melancholy of a Puella Magi". I thought the older one was way too fanservicey, so I thought, hey, why not give this old fella a shot? I rewrote some of the older chapters already, but I think I published way too much of them to revamp the whole thing so I went ahead and made a separate story for it. Hope you don't mind.

On his visit to the villages, King Darius of Jehnova falls in love with the slave girl Nightfall. Nightfall is forced to marry Darius and forced to fall in love with him. Nightfall then has their child Prince George As the night begins to fall a pot of milk is boiled and baby George is thrown into it. Nightfall wakes up to a massacre. Her beloved are being brutally tortured while she can do nothing to save them. Years later she comes back. Torn and shattered she returns hungry for revenge.

A young black 15 year old girl from Brooklyn, is dealing with multiple problems within her home, past experiences, and love life. She meets a young boy named Dontae, and lets say, they go through hell and back.

16 elite students from different parts of the world have all been given an invitation to explore and learn the history of the legendary British royal family . After 50 years prior to the terrorist attack, Windsor castle has finally been open for these intellects. They must stray far from their families for two month. During their stay a series of abnormal events occur and secrets of what really happened 50 years ago are unravelled.

An American Army sniper soon to return home and marry his fiance, celebrates his last day in the military by visiting a gothic night club where he is seduced by a gorgeous yet mysterious woman. Once home, haunted by his act of infidelity and a sudden unexplained illness, he soon finds out that's not all that has followed him home . . .

Evil.... A term for those who are vile, horrible, terrible and deserving of their own damnation... As Eostia has been successfully conquered by the Black Dogs, former mercenary bands that were in service to the Seven Shield Princesses, now a band of brigands who want to conquer everything for the sake of making every woman their bitch, they finally found hope in a saviour.... By the one and only, Vladimir Dragoslav, a ruthless and mysterious conquerer with an army at his control and wants to usurp anyone to be it's sole ruler.... He is evil to be sure but sadly enough, he is also Eostia's only hope of salvation...

Michael "Mikey" Corabanza has just won custody of his six-year old daughter and has no idea how to be a dad, and thanks to the last words of a dying man, his only choice is a "Dad Academy" for new fathers looking to become the perfect parent. However, this brotherhood of dads turns out to be much more than a simple class. It's a full blown cult that puts the "hood" in "parenthood."

Hyacinth Thomas plays it safe in life. She's never crossed caution tape or gone sky diving, and she's fine with that because she has her thrill. A horror movie a day keeps real danger away, or so she thinks. That is until her morbid curiosity turns her life into a morbid curiosity.

Ever since I was born, there has been a fire that follows me everywhere. I can't get rid of it! It follows me to school, parties, and even the bathroom! It has ruined some key moments of my life. It is always near, and there is nowhere I can go to escape it! Will it destroy yet another, precious event, or will I finally get rid of it. It's time for it to pay! I've been burning from birth.

❎ The original 2012 Wattpad version of Nekromanze [permanently on hiatus].

Revenge Cookies is a long-running franchise, illustrating the story of four brave hereos. All they wanted to do was chill. But some dude wanted to try them, so they gave him poison cookies. Police got on their ass, and they ran to a city where anything goes. They faced scorn, ridicule, clowns, nymphos, police pressure, and rose above it all. However, their journey is far from over. Part 10 still finds them in the town of Cookie Ranch, posted up with the gang. Together, they shut down their rivals and slowly seize control of this corrupt town. But no one is safe or sane. In a land of snakes, drugs, and thugs, they try their hardest to make it out alive. Read as friends become enemies, lovers become exes, and sweethearts become heartbreakers. This is Revenge Cookies. No rules, no limits, no escape. Genres: Teen Fiction, Action, Adventure, Black Comedy, Surreal Comedy, Absurdist Comedy, Romance, Drama This story has been edited from it's original version to remove sexual content, strong language, and certain scenes of violence, drinking, and smoking, as well as drug use and jokes dealing with issues such as race.