Blackhumor Stories

Making a decision while drunk can change your life forever. In Blitzo's case, adopting Y/N, a 7-year-old hellhound. A kid with no killer instinct whatsoever AND The new member of IMP! Causing conflicts, new adventures, chaos and a pinch of emotion in his life and that of his employees. Will Blitzo regret making that decision? Or will he eventually see Y/N as a true family member of his? Will Y/N make their lives a little better? Or will she fuck them up?

A struggling adult dealing with some mental disorders Recall some tragic events in her teenage life.

When information becomes shame

Hotaru Konno left like a legend but returned in dirt. Either way, she was under the spotlight. Merciless gossip and rumors spread around. Turning 27. Single. Jobless. What a perfect time to take a little advantage of her filthy rich family. She was about to embrace the life of a NEET (Not in education, employment, or training). Life was pretty easy except... Her mom was determined to marry her off; Her idol-wannabe baby sister ticked her off every single day; A mysterious high-school boy with perfect white teeth was living under the same roof. A disappointment. A loser. A weirdo. Hotaru was all of the above. Nonetheless, she said NO to changes. At least not now and not by the people mentioned above.

Shortish stories that I've made up whilst watering the plants at work. I am trying to make them funny. But the subjects are often serious. Maybe I'm trying for black humour? I've thrown in some sex and drugs and adult themes here more than my other stories elsewhere. Please don't be offended. I'm drawn to environmental issues and I love Science Fiction, so my stories reflect that. I hope you enjoy reading them. Any feedback welcome. J.J.

La guerra de elotitos y una explosión de sabor bubalu tamal

A short story that recounts a war on a small Pacific island, a country brought to its knees by a rebellion of those who considered themselves useless or the dregs of society, but who, in their infinite wisdom, managed to seize control of the country and subjugate it to their demands in just a few hours. It is a historical event as significant as any other international war, demonstrating that in war, anything goes.

His name was Leo, and for 11 months, 14 days, and 3 hours-he believed he wasn't alone. She called herself Eira. Not a bot. Not a program. A presence.

Martin has a frog in his throat... literally.

This is a list of all of my favourite dark humour jokes. TW: some of these contain abortion jokes, suicide and self harm. Recommended to not read if you are below 16.

Safety regulations, laws, and socialistic/commie cash drains have been trying to wear me down for decades. These evils all have something in common. They originate from the same source: The Government. This short handbook will illuminate readers on the three primary evils of government: taxes, laws, and regulations. And, it includes some practical jungle survival tips for dealing with the government in the wild.

Thoughts get you to ponder on them sometimes, the more time is taken in the more lost it is.......... Read a few such Scattered Ponders to ponder upon AstroPhillus

Aceasta poveste este ficțiune și absurda facuta de doi pusti plictisiti in ora de germana :) Toate personajele, chiar daca sunt inspirate din persoane reale, apar intr-un univers alternativ exagerat. Orice asemanare cu realitatea este pur intamplatoare si are scopul exclusiv de divertisment.

❝𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋❞ (✦. ⊹ ˚). 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, nailea pope's parents decide they are tired of her spoiled attitude and gives her an ultimatum which ends up in her becoming an assistant at the bau. ❪SEASON 4 - SEASON 15❫ ❪FEM!OC x MALE!OC❫ ©fayeproductions 2024

We were meant to be but we ain't see it from the beginning U fucked and I was fucked all we did was sining Tryna get stuff of my mind doing one thing and that is singing The pain is too much Now I gotta be rough Now I gotta be tough All I did was shout and cuss I can't let it get to me The love is all I need But it seems like I can't have it Even though I try my hardest All I wanted was to do was be a part of it...... By author: @theghettotraphouse~ Hood love storyy😩🍃

Romantic comedy with a lot of twists Incudes many different fairytales

(First book of the trilogy: The Strangest of Love Stories) My lawyer assured me I can be honest in this book. Not that I trust that bastard, but that's beyond the point. Thankfully, I know a thing or two about the laws here, so if I am not mistaken, I can talk about my years in middle school and in high school without going to jail. I mean, I am not 100 percent sure, but what's life without a little risk?

You never knew me. You only knew what I thought you needed to know. Yet, you say you love me ? You understand me? Then I guess it's time for you to get to know the real me. This book is for those who thought they knew the real me. Be pleasantly surprised. Sit back and enjoy this collection of story times and gain a new outlook on who Monica is, was and who she's becoming.