Blackhumor Stories

Gral and Harald Cooperson were brothers, explorers and wealthy idiots, and when tales of a creepy underground city were brought to their attention, they couldn't resist going to take a peek, reasoning that ghosts didn't exist and that a brief look around surely wouldn't be dangerous... Author's note: this is a short story, comprising three story parts, followed by a history of the aforementioned creepy city. Well, I think it's creepy. My partner thought it was hilarious. How would I categorise this? Possibly a fantasy horror story, with a good helping of cheesy nonsense to lighten the mood a bit. It is based in the fantasy world of the Four Realms, as most of my other stories are, but I believe it possibly could stand alone, except that readers need to know that Hale is a goddess with the attributes of torment and depravity, but who despite her nature is a protector of children and who would do absolutely anything to see children safe and their abusers punished. She is the granddaughter of an evil god named Halos who was destroyed many hundreds of years before this story starts. Her father, Honess, and brother, Hurbek, are also divine and the three share Halos's attributes between them. I don't think it needs to be marked as mature, but I'm happy to be corrected on this by readers. It does contain some swearing, and implied (though not described) cannibalism. Please note that the cover image does not belong to me.

After the successful defense of tatshirando It Is Time to go full on the offensive against the commission and it's colonial regime of the 48 colonies aswell of it's allies that can send a passive and steady support to them from the south, with the full intention of kicking the British puppet government and in the way forming a new socialist second american republic, alongside the help of the warsaw pact and the comrades in orange street aswell of other allies this on itself Is a continuation of konuma 1 and a prequel to konuma 2 that after i finish this, the rewrite and now reposting of konuma 2 Will began, also that some rewrites of older chapters might happen

(First book of the trilogy: The Strangest of Love Stories) My lawyer assured me I can be honest in this book. Not that I trust that bastard, but that's beyond the point. Thankfully, I know a thing or two about the laws here, so if I am not mistaken, I can talk about my years in middle school and in high school without going to jail. I mean, I am not 100 percent sure, but what's life without a little risk?

A poem about one's dad (a Melange of lament, tribute, dark humor, satire...)

Hotaru Konno left like a legend but returned in dirt. Either way, she was under the spotlight. Merciless gossip and rumors spread around. Turning 27. Single. Jobless. What a perfect time to take a little advantage of her filthy rich family. She was about to embrace the life of a NEET (Not in education, employment, or training). Life was pretty easy except... Her mom was determined to marry her off; Her idol-wannabe baby sister ticked her off every single day; A mysterious high-school boy with perfect white teeth was living under the same roof. A disappointment. A loser. A weirdo. Hotaru was all of the above. Nonetheless, she said NO to changes. At least not now and not by the people mentioned above.

Not all knights have shinning armors.

Poesie narranti, immagini dilatate, storie compresse, metri neri, sincopati, ideonaggi.

Shortish stories that I've made up whilst watering the plants at work. I am trying to make them funny. But the subjects are often serious. Maybe I'm trying for black humour? I've thrown in some sex and drugs and adult themes here more than my other stories elsewhere. Please don't be offended. I'm drawn to environmental issues and I love Science Fiction, so my stories reflect that. I hope you enjoy reading them. Any feedback welcome. J.J.

Crazy lady think she's this black man is her boyfriend and have 3 kid There's BLACK HUMOR

"Fasten your seat-belts. We are taking off." Eric cried with enthusiasm and the other three in the car cheered readily. 'Not again...' Gabriel thought to himself. Author note: I've written this story a decade ago, but I still like it. So, I decided that it worth sharing with you. English is not my firs language, I'll be happy to have a beta.

Wendy Mackerel was a natural born Super-Taster. She gained fame as an award-winning sommelier at the age of twenty-one. She developed a cooking show. She wrote cookbooks. She traveled the world as a kitchen consultant and helped countless restaurants earn their stars. Her sense of taste was researched by scientists, her ability to detect even a single grain of salt in a dish was considered a miracle of human development. Wendy Mackerel was the goddess of the taste bud. It was at the peak of her super-tasting career that she received a letter in the mail that left a horrible taste in her mouth, a letter that threatened the life she'd come to love. What happens next will take Wendy on an international quest to save the ones she loves by pulling of a series of culinary heists that will challenge even the best chef's palate in the world. Can Wendy complete these tasks of kitchen espionage without being caught? Or worse: killed?

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This is a guy called Donald Bennet. He is African and speaks French but lives in Canada. He lives an interesting but destructive life. You can see yourself in it if I understand the context. Good reading...

They say time passes by when you're having fun... Tilly isn't planning to work in this coffee shop for the rest of her life, but it seems like she has been stuck here forever! Follow Tilly's adventures at work as the cynical, dark-humored girl encounters love.

Every year on Ghost Night, the people of Grim Vale celebrate their dead. The event is rather cheery, what with the townsfolk having no idea that their dead truly walk among them. The reason is a deal one of them made a long time ago, a deal which allows that person to live forever, as long as the ghosts get to walk the earth once a year. This year will be different. Four teenagers protect the town against the ghosts' wrath, and they have decided to stop the armies of the dead from rising once and for all. All they need to do is find the person who made the original deal. The suspects have been gathered. The town guards are ready. And the ghosts are out. What will happen this Ghost Night?

The konuma are a VERY lenghty crime family that is aligned with a world criminal organization called the commission and this family have been fighting for some year against the leblanc criminal organization, wich is a organization based on the 48 colonies western coast that is at war with the comission and the konuma's are their main target, althoug something feels that soon leblanc wouln't be the only thing that they would need to worry about, but something even more greater (i REALLY tried to keep the description of this story as spoiler free as possible... also yeah, i finally added a real description to this after almost 3 years) Also that yeah, i finished the story since november cuz already was about to be 4 years since i started It all the way back in 31 of december of 2019

Because when you think about it, he's really just kind of useless. A highly transformed reimagination of The Little Mermaid set in a vague location in a vague mid-1900s time period, with plenty of fourth wall breaking, existentialist fun - in inspired Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead fashion. If you go for that sort of thing, continue reading... *edits & title revision entirely in the realm of possible*