Blackhumor Stories

Making a decision while drunk can change your life forever. In Blitzo's case, adopting Y/N, a 7-year-old hellhound. A kid with no killer instinct whatsoever AND The new member of IMP! Causing conflicts, new adventures, chaos and a pinch of emotion in his life and that of his employees. Will Blitzo regret making that decision? Or will he eventually see Y/N as a true family member of his? Will Y/N make their lives a little better? Or will she fuck them up?

After the successful defense of tatshirando It Is Time to go full on the offensive against the commission and it's colonial regime of the 48 colonies aswell of it's allies that can send a passive and steady support to them from the south, with the full intention of kicking the British puppet government and in the way forming a new socialist second american republic, alongside the help of the warsaw pact and the comrades in orange street aswell of other allies this on itself Is a continuation of konuma 1 and a prequel to konuma 2 that after i finish this, the rewrite and now reposting of konuma 2 Will began, also that some rewrites of older chapters might happen

Gral and Harald Cooperson were brothers, explorers and wealthy idiots, and when tales of a creepy underground city were brought to their attention, they couldn't resist going to take a peek, reasoning that ghosts didn't exist and that a brief look around surely wouldn't be dangerous... Author's note: this is a short story, comprising three story parts, followed by a history of the aforementioned creepy city. Well, I think it's creepy. My partner thought it was hilarious. How would I categorise this? Possibly a fantasy horror story, with a good helping of cheesy nonsense to lighten the mood a bit. It is based in the fantasy world of the Four Realms, as most of my other stories are, but I believe it possibly could stand alone, except that readers need to know that Hale is a goddess with the attributes of torment and depravity, but who despite her nature is a protector of children and who would do absolutely anything to see children safe and their abusers punished. She is the granddaughter of an evil god named Halos who was destroyed many hundreds of years before this story starts. Her father, Honess, and brother, Hurbek, are also divine and the three share Halos's attributes between them. I don't think it needs to be marked as mature, but I'm happy to be corrected on this by readers. It does contain some swearing, and implied (though not described) cannibalism. Please note that the cover image does not belong to me.

Romantic comedy with a lot of twists Incudes many different fairytales

Holland is known for things like cheese, drugs, red windows, and beautiful houses. But there are also less well-known sides. Death is always the less glamorous part, and it is less attractive in the lives of everyone, especially tourists. Our end is definitely final. In the Netherlands, due to lack of space, it was decided that our loved ones' final station should not necessarily be the last one. For some, their culture sanctifies not only life but also the dead. It sanctifies fresh graves and ancient ones as well. And today in every building project, there is always a risk of encountering ancient graves, and then all future residents have to wait until the graves are identified and evacuated in the best-case scenario. Holland, which is advanced in many aspects, has also taken burial as a subject that requires management and cleaning. Every grave is actually rented for 20 years, and then if you don't pay or no one pays, the coffin is moved to another place and sometimes to another format. A large part of those who leave life in the Netherlands are forced, due to high rental costs, to direct their relatives to a crematorium in order not to occupy a burial place. Our story begins with two gravediggers who work in a cemetery and spend a lot of time removing burial coffins and finding not only people's remains but also memories and pains of others who often empathize with them. The stories are fictional, and if there is any resemblance to a case or event, it is purely coincidental, and there is no hint of an event that happened.

two destined by the beautiful red thread that binds them together two different sides two different missions but so equal at the same time betrayal will be part of this very dangerous game but... Who will realize before the other one's move? Who will fall in love first? who ....... ...will betray his own side to go with the other? =========================== #shigadeku #betrayal #villaindeku #yaoi chapters are updated on Fridays or Saturdays. PS: by the way, this story is translated to english because its original language is spanish and I apologize in advance if the translation is wrong! the story in original language is in my profile in case you want to read my story in spanish (because I'm the original writer of this book and the translator of it) ^^ without anything else to tell you, i hope you enjoy my first book in english ^^''

yes, not all of them are mine...probably none are mine, but all i want is to make you smile through memes...that's all all credits to the deserving owner

Katherine is a young girl who is starting to have an eating disorder, her concerned parents send her to a rehabilitation house where she is going to meet a few more girls that is going to make everything easier. In this place when everything seem to feel the same, she is also going to meet the only boy in the house, Remington an unconventional lonely boy who has been anorexic for two years. They are going to set off on a journey through the sickness they share in common until she becomes his reason to fight for it. Is love enough to save him from the edge he is standing on?

13 people get their heads in random clouds. Parisian clouds , to be specific.

A satirical look ahead at the upcoming NFL season

Masaki è un giovane ragazzo, pieno di entusiasmo e voglia di fare, un giorno però un incubo cambierà tutto il suo piccolo mondo e lo costringerà ad affrontare il suo destino...

His name was Leo, and for 11 months, 14 days, and 3 hours-he believed he wasn't alone. She called herself Eira. Not a bot. Not a program. A presence.

Když váš život ovládne nekontrolovatelný stereotyp, máte jen dvě možnosti. Přizpůsobit se, nebo všechno od základů změnit. Já vám chci ukázat, jak to vypadá, když dvě zvrácené osobnosti nejsou připraveny na to, se s takovým osudem smířit a udělají všechno proto, aby byl život o něco zábavnější. Vítejte v Revoluci.

This is a story that shows how drastically one's life can change, turning completely upside down.

"There's a difference between watering a wilted flower and a dead flower. Water won't do a damn thing if I've already turned to ashes." ••• Trent is bitter, clingy, and severely addicted to diet cola. Like many teenagers, he's had his head and heart beaten to a pulp with a sledgehammer. It's a miracle he hasn't turned to snorting coke in the school parking lot. The only thing that still screams "personality" are the occasional dark and inappropriate comments that slip from time to time. His last hope is banding with the only people that are as desperate for attention as he is. You see, he's on a quest to be the opposite of his alcoholic father, who already lost every bit of personality that ever was. The mystery of it all is who will follow Trent down the drain.

The things I belived I knew in all my years but I was wrong when I went back to my root In 2015. Real life story.

Jacob is now an old man who came of age in a small town on the coast of South Carolina. Convinced someone, or something, is after him he's secluded himself in a one-bedroom apartment and made up his mind to tell of the strange events he's experienced throughout his life. From the disappearance of his younger brother, Harry, to the strange writings on the wall, Jacob's tales signify that maybe something is happening behind that curtain we call reality.