Blackhumor Stories

Not all knights have shinning armors.

Postal Dude Jr. seemed to have a seriously bizarre adventure full of violence, insanity, apocalyptic events, murdering people at any time and kill people everywhere. His daily life? Fighting off demon-infested mascots, outsmarting bureaucratic angels, and surviving toilet-based dimensional rifts all while trying to pick up some milk, pay his bills, or just take a peaceful piss. Armed with an arsenal of overkill, a demon hunting jobs and other stuff , and a whole lot of pent-up rage, Postal Dude finds himself caught in the crossfire between spirits , Hell's party demons, and a city that makes no sense whatsoever.

A fictional memoir of a brother and sister's intertwined fate and inner landscapes, Requiem explores dysfunctional relationships and their individual struggles to find what they can, and can't, live without. After the sudden death of their mother, siblings Sven and Sigrid face numerous upheavals. Sigrid recalls her perception of their losses--detailing the relative isolation in which they were raised--an atmosphere which precipitates a crisis that threatens the siblings' mutual survival. Only afterwards does she begin to piece together a clearer picture of their childhood, revealing both the extent of cycling violence and the secrets her older brother tried to hide from her. Random Excerpt: "Beyond excited to announce that I'm giving up! No dating for this guy, not anymore. I'm so grateful for this opportunity to restrict myself exclusively to one-night stands and can't wait to see where this decision takes me. Today is the first day of the rest of my life and I will start as I mean to go on: I plan on being as useless as the G in lasagna." He'd disappeared into his room, coming back with a large bottle of scotch. "Dear liver, it's going to be a rough ride till the end of the year. Stay strong my precious champion, stay strong," he mumbled, rubbing his beer belly. "Adulthood in general is bullshit." "Life is bullshit," I corrected him. "Aww, our dark little bundle of thunderstorm," Seamus fake-cooed. "Why did adults lie to us all those years about how great it is, making it sound like there's an obvious path, a life plan that's a matter of course."

Mina Gibbs' dad was her only friend and family in the world, and he's just died unexpectedly. Completely shattered, she's left to care for his large house and countless collection of plants while her mental health deteriorates. On her way back from her first therapy session, she passes by an angry cat who's been left on the side of the road. She decides to take the cat in, not knowing the wild chain of events that her new friend is about to trigger. THE CAT THAT ROBBED ME is a dark romantic comedy about loss, mental illness and the silver lining around every dark cloud.

Masaki è un giovane ragazzo, pieno di entusiasmo e voglia di fare, un giorno però un incubo cambierà tutto il suo piccolo mondo e lo costringerà ad affrontare il suo destino...

Exciting adventures of God ipek and Atheist Punkist Mermaid Betül. They teach the best of humor to instagirls who think they are making humor by saying fuckboy and kedy or 31. The characters change per event, so we didn't map out a specific story element if you're going to read it. We don't claim to be writers or anything, man, we're just having fun. We write whatever comes to our minds, so to speak, a book that depends on our imagination and the steward of our pleasure, enjoyable reading. If you're a fuckboy, catboy, instaboy, fuckgirl, catgirl, instagirl or anything like that, we suggest you don't read it, it's a book that's beyond you.

" ¿ Sabes cuando algo llega a su fin cuando lo ves no ?.. Este no es el caso de nuestro pequeño Liam.. Que aunque tuviera al frente suyo, las respuestas de todo lo que le sucede, nunca abandonaría aquel que siempre lo ha.. 'AMADO'.. "

Jacob is now an old man who came of age in a small town on the coast of South Carolina. Convinced someone, or something, is after him he's secluded himself in a one-bedroom apartment and made up his mind to tell of the strange events he's experienced throughout his life. From the disappearance of his younger brother, Harry, to the strange writings on the wall, Jacob's tales signify that maybe something is happening behind that curtain we call reality.

This is a guy called Donald Bennet. He is African and speaks French but lives in Canada. He lives an interesting but destructive life. You can see yourself in it if I understand the context. Good reading...

A short story.

They say time passes by when you're having fun... Tilly isn't planning to work in this coffee shop for the rest of her life, but it seems like she has been stuck here forever! Follow Tilly's adventures at work as the cynical, dark-humored girl encounters love.

"Fasten your seat-belts. We are taking off." Eric cried with enthusiasm and the other three in the car cheered readily. 'Not again...' Gabriel thought to himself. Author note: I've written this story a decade ago, but I still like it. So, I decided that it worth sharing with you. English is not my firs language, I'll be happy to have a beta.

13 people get their heads in random clouds. Parisian clouds , to be specific.

In a boring neighborhood where nothing important ever happens, a new neighbor arrives with a mysterious instrument that threatens to destroy the world. The neighborhood children begin to suspect the lethality of the object but at first no one believes them until perhaps it is too late.Ra

Because when you think about it, he's really just kind of useless. A highly transformed reimagination of The Little Mermaid set in a vague location in a vague mid-1900s time period, with plenty of fourth wall breaking, existentialist fun - in inspired Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead fashion. If you go for that sort of thing, continue reading... *edits & title revision entirely in the realm of possible*

Drama, trash, violence, torture, filth, Russian cyberpunk. This short but eventful story won't let you get bored. Ordinary Russian bitard Vasya finally decided to throw out the stinking garbage. An ordinary trip to the staircase of an old, shabby Khrushchevka on the outskirts of Moscow turned the rest of his life into hellish trash. The desire to hype on a shitting Donald Trump turned into a chain of scandals, intrigues, shootings, and brutal reprisals against the author of the video.

Terri, a young medical student, a lover of criminology, and her mother come to live in a town called Darkwood. In an attempt to rebuild his life, after the tragic death of his father, an English Military Doctor. And when he meets a group of young bikers, strange situations begin to happen to him. Between fights, high-speed chases and accidents he meets a young man, Taylor, who is devilishly talented, but with strange secrets. She and her best friend Lean, a local girl with a peculiar and very funny black humor, will be involved in the most unimaginable, ridiculous, dangerous and funny situations. And they will try to unravel the strange events that surround them. A place where nothing is what it seems and where friendship, honor, loyalty and love will be subjected to the most unusual tests.

You never knew me. You only knew what I thought you needed to know. Yet, you say you love me ? You understand me? Then I guess it's time for you to get to know the real me. This book is for those who thought they knew the real me. Be pleasantly surprised. Sit back and enjoy this collection of story times and gain a new outlook on who Monica is, was and who she's becoming.

They colored her in many shades, making her a dirty rainbow.