Blah Stories

Just little snippets of things I think would be great in a book of some sort, that I'll never get around to actually writing. I hope you enjoy them. Also, if you wish to use one of my excerpts to start or place in a story in which you wish to write, feel free to contact me and we can talk about it.

"Is she an MR?!" 'What's an MR?" Tom asks responding to Violet's question and me being myself I interrupt the conversation. "MR?! I know what's an MR! M stands for Miss and of course I'm a Miss. And R stands for Romantic. And I'm a very romantic person. So that explains that I'm an MR." I smirk at them. "No Miss Romantic! MR stands for Mentally Retarded. And I asked if you are one?" my jaw drops and a gasp leaves my lips. What?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? "Of course I am!" I respond dropping all other jaws in the room in process. I continue with my tribal dance swaying my hips, waving my hands in air and closing my eyes only to end up on the floor and start laughing all over again. Am I the only one laughing? Of course! (Summary inside) •••••••••••••• If you're looking for a Cliché bad boy romance oopsi doopsi, you're at the wrong place! Thank you @kimsona for such a pretty cover Thank you so much @-StayingUpLate for editing my chapters and making it beautiful! Please enter at your own risk! Cliffhangers ahead! •••••••••• Editing.... Highest ranking #5 in Humor as on 14/9/16

The storm said to the wall, "I rage to give you purpose." And then the storm said to me, "I rage to give you life."

" I'M SO FULL OF MYSELF, IM SO SELFISH " ★~ BEING SENT BACK, after escaping once successfully, dear (y/n) is now stuck in banlands ... again. ★~ EXCEPT... THIS ISN'T the banlands they remember. ★~OH WELL, ATLEAST they still have Jamie in this strange part. They will surely get out again. ★~ Right? " RAGE, LOVE, LUST, ON FIRE " ‡Y?Escape The Banlands x Casper!WDBRAG!reader‡

What happens when you finally completly fall in love with your best friends but he already has a girlfriend who you hate and is the snobbiest person you ever met.... find out in I'll always love you

Everything is..never as it seems. Let's just leave it at that..

There once was a demon named Depression, he haunts most of us, tells us lies about ourselves and convinces us to hurt ourselves for no reason other than insecurities about life. This is a Blah book, its kinda just about depression and stuff, so here we go into the depths of madness...

!WARNING YAOI! Don't like, don't read. The show Naruto is of course not mine ■■■ "Fuck!" His ass hit the ground with a loud thump. He quickly got up, rubbing the sore side of his bum to ease the pain. The boy looked around at his surroundings, it seems as though he was in some sort of big forest. "The hell..?" He wondered if they just dumped him here just cuz, if so, where the fuck was he?! ■■■ The Yakuza; scary, brutal, cruel, and overall not people who you'd rather not be around. A delinquent; just a brat. But what if that delinquent was part 9f the yakuza? In fact, the next successor! Let's just say this boy has a lot of enemies. One day, in the middle of a fight, our little Yakuza delinquent gets transferred to the world of Naruto! Well, let's see how he will survive in this land of ninjas!

"Who wouldn't love being kidnapped?" "Nobody but you!" ••••• If there's one word to describe Alegra Hush it is Miss Blah blah Blah. I know that doesn't count for one word... nevermind... It's the end of my thinking capacity. Sebastian Knight. There's one word to describe him too. Mr. Bleh. The poker face of his is just so impenetrable that people think it is made of wax until... you know what happens. Oh wait! You don't unfortunately. Until Alegra gets kidnapped on her own will. ••••• A short story which includes one non sense girl called Miss Blah Blah Blah and one no non sense guy called Mr. Bleh. Second book - a standalone two shot of MENTALLY RETARTED series.

here for you guys to hear all my juicy and somewhat shitty confessions of anything and everything. You could call this a rant book but its not but eh.

collection of drafts I'm either working on or have given up on. Includes original short stories, unfinished oneshots, and more! If you enjoy a story and want me to complete it, just comment that you would and I'll finish it!

DC Comic Headcanons that I have randomly pop in my mind (Please dont argue if Marvel is better than DC, I like both)

Bleach your eyes. Made these in 7th grade

Daniella lost so much in her life. She was simply living for her pack and awaiting for her mate. Even though she was kidnapped, raped and beaten she continued with life. Events occur causing her to find her mate, but he is the opposite of what she wished for.

The title says it all....

DO NOT USE ON SOCIAL MEDIA OR ANY OF THE SORT <3IN WHICH, I list my whores. and whites.

Imagine a world of perfection. One Mistake. A Big Punishment. One Imperfect Girl. More Cruel Worlds. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Made By the Kawaii Kitty Author

✧ This is just a book where I will post all my contest entries for wattpad contests (drawing, covers, stories, etc..) it will be mostly pictures.. enjoy! ✧ (I'll change the cover later)