Blargmyschnoople Stories

Helloing! this is an AU made by @bandhoez9194 so go check them out, this story is not mine and belongs to them! This is Matt/Blarg's POV of it, so make sure to go read @bandhoez9194's Pezzy POV and @Average_Rhiyonator's SMii7Y POV, ty! warnings will be in the chapters :)

It's Christmas time. It's beautiful, safe, and, if you focus well with the right group, full of love. This is exactly the feeling that Prince Smitty knows. He experienced the magic of love at a very young age and for the most unexpected guy. Smitty looks forward to Christmas every year. He will see John again... someone who means a lot to him and whom he sees only for one day, and that is precisely Christmas Eve. Feel free spent 7 years of Christmas with them. Cover pic: Pinterest

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hooonkkkkk mimimimimiii oh! hello! sorry i was taking a nap anywho, this will be a fanfic mainly focused on ElasticDroid that is an au where hes an alcoholic, and- well.. you'll just have to read to know, wont you? angst, obviously as you can tell from the cover!! which i did make myself >_< this au will contain inappropriate language, alcoholism, suicidal thoughts, self harm, arguing, yelling, mention of suicide, etc.

froghouse/clooless group gotta survive the end of the world and yeah idk what to write guys im new dont bully guys yeah and they get split up into 2 groups so yeah

Book 4 of the Alarie Brothers Matt has been feeling left out since his brothers partnered up with his friends. He spends the first few weeks of the summer off by himself, even if Puffer, Grizzy and Smiity all try to keep him involved. He signs up for guitar lessons, making friends with the owner and his friends. They encourage him to become a firefighter, so he recertifies and joins the 126. Wildfires start and Matt is thrown into the chaos with only a few weeks of experience under his belt. Add another unfortunately familiar obstacle, Matt just hopes he can survive the summer. (Yes, I'm adding 911: Lonestar and 911 to this, they're my current obsession lmao)

"That's right," John growled in my ear as I started to moan his name. "You're only mine. Remember that." ___ My name is Smii7y. I'm nothing. Literally. I live paycheck to paycheck, leaving almost no money for my well being. Then there is this guy. His name is John Keyes, pseudonym for job is Kryoz. He is a famous buisness man and influencer with money, hot and pretty looks, is influential and just over all has everything served on a diamond plate with some money just as a dessert. And somehow, he still did the choise of me, instead of someone actually pretty and good for this 'naughty' job. ___ Or a story where typical and simple chliché won over an actual story with good plot, while getting all the 13 years olds on their knees, gasping for more, because it is 18+

Book 3 of the Alarie Brothers Grizzy, Puffer and Blarg had a decent friendship after Pezzy and Smiity got kidnapped. They still didn't hang out too often outside of their apartment or class, but Grizzy liked to consider them his friends. But that friendship gets tested when a new guy comes to UATX and strikes up a friendship with Grizzy. Puffer, Blarg and all his friends don't seem to like him, but Grizzy can't seem to understand why.

I know its cringe alright. but its actually fire trust me pls dont judge a book by its cover yo. Other than that, elasticdroid, pezzy, grizzy, smii7y, bigpuffer, and blarg are in a little circus and they do cool stuff, but bad stuff happens and yeah TW: blood, death, weapons, swearing, stuff like that if i have any writing errors its my bad im not good at writing but like other than that i think its super good. and once you starts reading dont worry there are flashbakcs so yes all charcters get mostly equal screen time. and i did write the entire thing before i released each part so hopefully things floew alot bette than the other one i made

Containing Smii7y, and others. But mostly the Frouse gang. Or however you wanna call them. (The Smii7yPlusHouse, Frog House, etc. whatever) I will be typing 'Smitty' in the chapters though, and will probably switch between the others real names and their channel names / persona names. This'll include AUs I just started writing angst, and just writing overall, so I'm not that good with details and whatever. There will be swearing in this ! Angst and Fluff, no smut doing requests I don't ship anyone irl, this is all just fanfiction. All for just entertainment purposes