Blart Stories

Blart.

religion assigment, got a C+ believe it or not

OK so in this book we will see how crazy I am after each chapter I want you to do it from a scale of 1-10 can you handle it ? And I have ADHD so this is a way to you know channel my weird energy

AN EXISTENTIAL PAUL BLART FAN SEQUEL. Months after Paul Blart's intense situation in Vegas, he's returned to the West Orange Pavillion Mall in bad shape as he's put on extra weight and his hypoglycemia has gotten worse. In this fan sequel Officer Blart is slowly becoming more and more depressed as loneliness and isolation take over. Damaging the very nature of his soul as he's haunted by traumatizing flashbacks, ignored by unloving shoppers, and just like his uncle grows a beard. These are his stories. These are his experiences. Paul Blarts tragic downfall. SAD BLART: FALL COP. The shadow man cometh! More chapters and stories of my experiences will be released soon - Paul /

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Benson looks out the window and Rigby takes a shit featuring special guest IBS Jesus, and the creator of Lemongrab x reader, and @Fanficartist on AO3

The first edition of the Blartican church bible.

A forbidden love found in your local mall and in your food court

paul blart learns about minions in his adventurous day as a mall cop