Nehnique2009
Every family has that one person who can turn ordinary life into drama. In my family, that person is Nehnique.
If you ask her to buy bread, she will return with puff-puff and a long story about how the bread seller chased her with a broom.
If you send her to start the generator, prepare yourself for running commentary, flying slippers, and loud prayers.
If you put her in a classroom, she becomes an Olympic champion of excuses, surviving mathematics teachers like they're wild animals.
This is not a story of heroes or villains. This is the story of one girl, one destiny, and one endless wahala.
Ladies and gentlemen, tighten your seatbelts. Welcome to the chaotic, hilarious world of Nehnique.