Blitch Stories

"Lana is annoying me. Ms. Shy needs to come out of the stupid closet she's been hiding in for the first half of Middle School and it's getting on my nerves! And if she doesn't come out of her retarded little LaLa Land...then I'll force her out if it and I'll make sure her LaLa Land is a miserable place...forever!!! Ugh... All this evil planning is making me look SO OLD!!! Ugh...I need my beauty sleep so I don't look like my horribly aged grandparents and parents."

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