Blondes Stories

The Hydrophobic Surfer. Jadiele Sebasville Ciferione is a boy crazy, metaphorically insane, tragic young woman who's crushes and potential love interests turned out to be gay. Abel 'Cassiel' Willows is a paranoid, sarcastic little twit. Once a prodigal surfer now turned to a Hydrophobic Nerd. Who knew that all it took for these two to fall inlove with each other was: A pair of binoculars, constand stal- observing, a polar opposite of a twin brother and patience as big as the entire universe to the power of 10? Jade did. A/N: I swear this story does not have any creepy stuff except of my twin's browser history which I spare you the details of.

Read this..I'm trying my best to make you laugh...so...laugh? Yes..LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LOL.

Just a bunch of pretty people for you to use in your book :)

Her modeling job hanging on by a thread causes young Amethyst to do unspeakable, heinous acts. She must run from an Agency to conceal her confidential capabilities, but when she meets her true hearts desire, will she continue? The agency knows and tracts her every step. They know her friends and family, will they escape or meet their fate?

Blondes need to do more than just have fun for a living. Wait a second...that's all they're supposed to do. Semi-based on a true story.

What if life was dependent on a button? Your life specifically....and if someone decided that they didn't like you, they could turn that button off. But only the government had control of those buttons. Had control of lives. Had the control of who lives and who dies? Acid is no exceptions to this way of life. One wrong step, one wrong move, and you are dead. Or as they say, Gone. It's an unsaid rule that you don't say nothing bad about anyone working for the government. Unsaid that you don't try to escape The Town. Unsaid that you don't do anything out of daily life. Unsaid that one person can kill all.

Abrielle lived in Goodrich, New York. Just the mere mention of the city struck fear in many. When her mother abandoned her once again, her wish to escape the dangerous streets was granted and she was sent to live with her wealthy, estranged uncle. She believed it was a blessing, but her hopes of a new future were quickly destroyed when the demands of business came upon her. Old friendships and loyalties began to haunt her from miles away and the stress of her new-found life becomes tested. Abrielle finds herself stuck at an impasse. Does she leave her new life that is possibly ill-suited for her and return to the only life she's ever known? One thing is for sure; be careful for what you wish for, for all that glitters is not always gold.

Why we all hate these light haired bitches

Tikki, Adrien, and Melody are taking a road trip to see Six the Musical! When they decide to stop at Buc-ee's things go downhill. Read on to see what terrifying things await the trio... and if they'll make it out alive.

What Is it like to be blonde. Do people really understand?

They say that sparks and fireworks don't occur when you kiss somebody. But I mean, at first, it didn't happen to me. And then I kissed a boy named Jace Klaymonte, and suddenly, I knew what the movies and books meant. Formerly Known As:"Fame & Fortune"

Most of these jokes are not mine. There are all kinds of jokes and please vote. OK now you can read the book.

Dear Readers, Just because I am a blonde girl, does not mean I am not vacuous, if you even know what that means (It means stupid). Dear Readers, Just because I am a hot guy does not mean I am messy and unclean. For your information, I have everything in order including my regular shower schedule and my priorities. Dear Readers, Just because I am an Arab or a Muslim does not mean I am a terrorist. If you actually take the time to know me, you would know that I have the biggest heart in the world and I would never hurt a fly. And Dear Readers, Just because I am a White American does not mean that I am the reincarnation of Homer Simpson - fat, lazy and dimwitted. I do not hold myself on a pedestal because I am more 'superior' than others. I am actually down-to-earth and relatable, just like all of you. All Rights Reserved. Copyright © 2017 by @britbrat747 #967 in Non-Fiction - 23/08/2017 #760 in Non-Fiction - 24/08/2017 #633 in Non-Fiction - 25/08/2017

okay!!!!!.....on request, all the votes, reads (comments included) and my own desire to keep you guys all in a good mood and happy i am writing my third joke book. this one have got loads of jokes of different types from blondes to yo mama which will blow your head of XP give this book a chance and see yourself (at least) giggling :D oh and do be sure to get yourself ready for the laughter express XD keep smiling all the way ------------------------->:$ hope you guys will read, LAUGH, vote* and comment!