Blondes Stories

Leah Sparks thought her life was just normal. That is, until she finds out the reason why she was beginning to have freaky and vivid dreams. Her whole world turns upside down as she discovers a brand new world of creatures that were hidden from the humans but still mentioned in different stories. She and her friends realize that humans aren't the only creatures in this world and not all of them are good.

Alyssa Roberts, an average teenage girl, and Zayn Malik, football star & excellent singer, they fall in love with eachother. But time separates them, Zayn gets in a band called One Direction in London, Alyssa becomes a professional dancer in LA. Zayn dates Perrie, Alyssa dates Zachary. In the end, will they be together? Or will they just be another fallen apart couple? [Zerrie Shippers Can Read This Too]

All y'all Yoosung fangirls and the fangirls that decided to go on Zen's route but ended up with Yoosung, this is for you.

I'm making another short story called, "Revenge of the boyfriends". The sons of their wives and girlfriends from the future come back to avenge their fathers. Even though their moms trash talked about their pathetic ways, the sons unknowingly went down the same path their fathers did. A swag new ghost swept in their club and stole their girlfriends, making them remember the story about their long lost fathers. They just knew- they had to get revenge on the people that terrorized their fathers past. So, they disobeyed their mother's rules and banded together, building a time machine to take them out. What happens next? You'll have to see. *Starring ~ The Boyfriends Sons, The Boyfriends Ghosts, Daroa, The Dumb Blonde, Thug Ghost 1.

This is a VERY TRUE STORY! Simply put it this way. My sister has had a lot of blonde moments, hence I said A LOT. These are the ones I have to keep a record of! 17/06/2016 - #4 NON-FICTION 21/06/2016 - #3 NON-FICTION

Need a quick laugh or witty quote to run by your friends? You can find them inside, from story jokes to knock knock jokes. Some are made up, others are from internet and other sources.

The new moon is near to come and the curse of one, all golden haireds must face. The curse of immunity to all and a curse of immortality to one. A huntress must ally with the friends of the foe. To prevail against eternity's curse is her woe. Many have tried, yet have they failed. A battle she must encounter if she seeks to prevail. But is she human enough to attain the priceless goal? Only she must know.

Her personality was like a very hot Chili pepper. His is as cool as a cucumber. She gets in trouble a lot, He doesn't. They're paired together in school for an activity. Will they get along or are their personalities too different, but opposites do attract.

Kylie is just an ordinary girl, worrying about popularity, teen parties and of course boys. Until everything changes. Something happens to her one night and she doesn't remember anything about it. All she knows is that she has this one craving, a hunger. But she, is the only one of her kind. Will she be alone forever? Or will she finally end this and figure it out once and for all? But Kylie isn't the only one with problems, her bestie Fate has got her own kind of issues. At first shes just a not-so-normal girl minding her own business. That changes though, as she is now a victim of a love square.... Will they ever be at peace and find true love after all?

The Blondie Squad Meets a Brown..,

'Sometimes in order to find ourselves, we must first lose them.' And break away from everything we know. Evelyn is a normal girl, just like you and me, but dont call her evelyn unless you're her parents cause she could bite your head off. With emerging problems at home, especially after a shocking discovery, and the ever-present normal problems at school, Evie needs all her wit about her to discover her place and even more when she meets the mysterious and brooding Chris.

( Fred Weasley story) Chloe Dawson had the perfect life, being an only child has its perks. Until the dreaded day of a letter, delivered by an owl. All of a sudden her life was turned upside down. No. It came crashing down. She soon finds herself on a train with a set of red heads with mysterious smiles. Off to a distant place, where she would call home. - This book mainly focuses on the Goblet of Fire and after, so the first couple of years won't be too detailed but still in the story:) - I do not own the majority of these characters, they belong to JK Rowling. Characters not featured in the Harry Potter franchise are products of me.

❝ Hey ❞ ❝ I just met you...not. And this is crazy! But here's my new number! So call me you must! ❞ ❝ Holy shit. Tone deaf, husky voice, cocky undertone... ❞ ❝ Aww baby, my voice made an impact in your life. Miss me? ❞ ❝ Uh huh. I was very happy missing you. ❞ ❝ I knew you would-wait, what do you mean? ❞ ❝ Ay caramba. ❞ ➡ or in which two hot blondes with a sexual history decide to become 'just friends' for the sake of redemption. what they didn't bargain for was fighting each other's battles, trying to cure insomnia via singing at midnight and having conversations about Gossip Girl amongst other things. (and falling for each in the midst of it all) ➡ a/n: pretty cover by alteredstars/MicahLikesGraphics. highest rank: #35 in SS a sort of spin off to Logically Falling but can be read as a stand alone novella. please note that the protagonists are very annoying to the human society: jerky fuckboy-ery, cocky "thot" behavior, etc is contained. side project for summer 2k16.

My life must end, and in the end their will be darkness. First, I will see the summer's light. Literally. All of the people at my pool have blonde hair, except Sophie. My hair, blonde with pink streaks, is no exception. At the end of a summer, I will die. I accept that unlike most people. Everyone dies in this story, duh. Of course, I must have some fun on the highway to the afterlife. I am a party animal, swim machine, hair model, and tan beach babe. I think this summer is gonna be good from where I stand, at least if I survive another three months. You might not.

Dear Readers, Just because I am a blonde girl, does not mean I am not vacuous, if you even know what that means (It means stupid). Dear Readers, Just because I am a hot guy does not mean I am messy and unclean. For your information, I have everything in order including my regular shower schedule and my priorities. Dear Readers, Just because I am an Arab or a Muslim does not mean I am a terrorist. If you actually take the time to know me, you would know that I have the biggest heart in the world and I would never hurt a fly. And Dear Readers, Just because I am a White American does not mean that I am the reincarnation of Homer Simpson - fat, lazy and dimwitted. I do not hold myself on a pedestal because I am more 'superior' than others. I am actually down-to-earth and relatable, just like all of you. All Rights Reserved. Copyright © 2017 by @britbrat747 #967 in Non-Fiction - 23/08/2017 #760 in Non-Fiction - 24/08/2017 #633 in Non-Fiction - 25/08/2017

We go to a really shitty school, and the only hope we have is each other. This is a book of gossip on the annoying pricks we deal with everyday! Enjoy reading about our crummy lives; hope you don't puke!

Gretel is always at the beach with her friends, until something goes wrong. Something very scary.

Hello I am back with a new story, however it is based off a girl who hurt, lied, and manipulated one of my friends for a few years- Just like my previous story with Liarneh, a lot of the events are over exaggerated and are turned into humour so we can laugh about the toxic traits of these people rather than dwell on them treating us bad. All names, and locations will be altered for safety purposes for privacy matters (TW: bullying, cursing/slurs, toxicity)

Need a face to go with that dream boy? I can help you there! :) 11.19.2017 : #996 in Random 04.23.2018 : #908 in Random 04.28.2018 : #129 in Random 04.29.2018 : #41 in Random