Blupjeans mga kuwento

Taako asked Kravitz to figure out what was up with his Umbrastaff. Kravitz still isn't sure how it could have gone worse.

Because I'm a degenerate I've crafted a fanfiction based on Barry Bluejeans and Lup Taaco from The Adventure Zone created by the McElroy family. In this AU soul mates are born with a counter on their wrist that tells them how many steps their soul mate has taken. Additionally, they have the ability to see footprints wherever their soul mate has stepped.

WARNING: HAS A LOT OF CURSING, VIOLENCE, GORE, AND OF COURSE CHEESY ROMANCE. After the crews battle with The Hunger, life had gone at a much slower pace. Especially for Lup. Sure, she had Barry, and Taako, and the rest of the Starblaster crew, but Lup was missing the adrenaline rush of running into a battle, her spell slots ready to be wasted. However, Lup never wanted one of the hardest struggles The Tres Horny Bois faced to come flying back at all of them when they least expected it. WONDERLAND.

Tres horny boys now have passed away and live on with Magnus and his wife in the afterlife. Taako becomes the apprentice of Istus and works with his husband Kravitz. All is calm and happy. The Star Blaster lives on Earth inside a museum. This is going to remain unfinished, sorry folks! I like where it is now more than any other story I was gonna make. Cover by SammyTorres on deviantart (Go watch them so good!!!)

TAZ BALANCE SPOILERS basically i made a blupjeans playlist on spotify and i wanted to kinda explore the storyline i made through the songs. some stuff may not be completely canon but nothing too crazy. the playlist is here if you wanna have a listen -> https://open.spotify.com/user/oh-its-u5/playlist/5s8MzyuBj7zVmuvYgH351L?si=uVhGOVpWR06FogFO5dcsIw

I thought it would be cool to make a Oneshot book based off the podcast The Adventure Zone (TAZ). Most of it will be balance unless requested otherwise. Art and characters are not mine unless specifically stated at the beginning or end of the chapter.

Lup is due to take the throne of Faerun and become queen in a few days, the daughter of a powerful king and wise queen. But it isn't supposed to be like this. Her twin brother Taako was born first, and he is supposed to become king. But he's gone, and nobody has been able to find him for two weeks. As the coronation day grows near, Lup's royal scientist Barry Bluejeans works meticulously to find Lup's brother before it's too late. The spell he finds may be the key to finding Taako, but it carries a heavy price tag.