Bmo Stories

This book is filled with hilarious quotes from all of the Adventure Time Characters! I hope you all enjoy!

This story is going to suck ass

Here are a few episodes that I (and other fans) have made up! Hope you enjoy! :)

I don't really need friends. I like to be alone. Friends are just for ... weak people. I don't need friends. It's not like I need them to live, right? OK, so I'm a vampire ... yes. I have two siblings; Marshall, this really annoying guy that turns out to be the eldest brother, and Marceline, who I call Marcie, she's like the best sister ever. That's one of the reasons why I don't need friends -- I have Marcie (and also Marshall), so why I should have friends? Well, even though Marcie said I'm the only one different from her and Marsh ... if they look dark and spooky and stuffs, I look like pink bubblegum and I have fluffy hair and stuffs. And I hate it. But anyways ... I feel like I'm ... different. I mean, no, not physically ... I'm just different from the others, like don't have friends and stuffs even though Marsh and Marcie have. I thought I swear my heart in a hope to die that I'll never say that ... After all those things, I get so ... sad and stuffs. All those drama ... I hate. My life.