Boatem Stories

Warning: This book is a sequel, read Wings Dipped in Poison first. Also, this book description contains spoilers for book 1. ~ "So Taldro gave you an assignment?" Jim asked skeptically. "Not really.... I kinda got bored and asked for one." Martyn shrugged, "Just to give me something to do, y'know." "And now you have to kill a server..." Tim trailed off, as if lost in thought. He was slightly sickened by the idea in all honesty, and unease settled in his stomach like a pile of rocks weighing him down. "I mean... yeah, but it's not that bad. Taldro let me have creative liberties over how the server gets destroyed." Martyn smirked to himself. "Oh yeah? And what have you decided?" Timmy drawled. "I'm gonna crash the moon into it." ~ The moon was getting bigger by the day and the hermits continued to panic over the looming threat, meanwhile Grian struggles through a series of death games that are a bit more traumatic than he'd like to admit , Mumbo deals with his potato problems and Pearl travels to a different server and meets a charming man with crystal blue hair. And far, far away, two former Evolutoinists begin listener training.

"Just like coffee, you keep me up at night" Scarian college/coffee shop au inspired by "Smells Like Coffee" and "Tastes Like Coffee" by @ThatOneWaterCat go check em out their writing is pristine so here's my sad attempt at a slow burn fanfic not shipping them irl obviously thats weird feel free to vote, comment, whatever, it makes me feel better about myself (if you enjoy my writing of course) stupid little idiots fall in love or something i'm sure the majority of this is written while i'm completely sleep deprived and barely functioning as a human being so excuse any typos or grammatical errors i also apologize for any huge chunks of just text im doing my best to divide it up start: july 7, 2023

"No!" Grian called out, as violet eyes disappeared from view. His friends were gone. Taken by the ones who ruined a world he once loved, the ones who had destroyed Evo. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Everyone in Boatem but Grian is taken from the void by the Watchers. Grian is left alone, and goes to search for them. Meanwhile his friends are trapped in a cage of end stone and purpur, stripped of items and gear. The watchers decide to 'experiment ' on the players.

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Jimmy doesn't like Christmas and neither does he like his town so he moves. Scott just so happens to life in the town he moves to. Happy Holidays. After 2 months of writing, 2 hours of spelling checking and 4K on accident deleted words I present to you Flower Husbands in a cliche december story. Also posted on my Ao3

Grian is finally safe. He has a new home on Hermitcraft, plenty of friends, and even a boyfriend that he made last season because of a war. But what happens when Sam manages to hack into his server and come back? Deliberate shipping of Grian and Taurtis and also Scar and Grian. Just the characters, though, which you should already know because shipping the real people is unhinged and if you do that please leave okay thanks #2 in Scarian 1/13/26 GUYS WHAT 222 READS ON MARCH 7 LOL

Just having a bunch of fun with the wonderful world of hermits and crafting!

Grian felt himself being pulled towards the enlarged moon. He struggled, kicking, spinning, doing anything he could think of to escape. "HELP," he cried. No reply. He was all alone in the depths of the night. "SOMEBODY PLEASE," he cried again. No reply. He flapped his wings desperately like an untamed bird trapped within a cage. After this, there was silence. The moon continued its silent cycle through the night. +++ Everything seems to be changing in the world of Hermitcraft. It's getting darker, nights growing longer, and strangest of all; ever since Grian went missing, the giant moon has begun to shrink back to its normal size. No hermit could truly be prepared for the times to come. Especially the boatem crew.

With season 8 comes a new visitor from space, a growing moon, coming closer and closer day by day. The residents of Boatem try find out whats going on and see if they can stop this once and for all... Cover art: @/4000zart on tumblr :)

Tommy runs away. you've seen a thousand of these aus and stories. but this time, it's less about him leaving and more about where he ends up. Mild trauma stuff but it's all for the sake of moving on n stuff. It ain't getting edited

Summary: Boatem finds themselves in the world of Amnesia: The Dark Descent, in which they struggle to escape and return to Hermitcraft my first ever fanfic!

12 oneshots from over on my ao3 account with prompts, counting down the days until the 2024 Christmas day. Chapter titles will be the name of the fic over on Ao3, in bold will be the summary of the oneshot at the beginning of the chapter/any notes form me :D (Art not mine!) [all oneshots are corssposted on Ao3 under the same name as the chapter title (minus the number) by the user, Captain_Blue {Me!}

boatem incorect quotes not all fit the characters and there might be swearing so... title is what it is.

It takes a special kind of idiot to go to space. Now, even among the idiots in space, there's a special kind of stupid. A special kind of insanity to want to live there forever, not held down by anything, not even gravity if you wanted. But there was a special group of people that happened to fall into this category and it's their story that we tell. All from different backgrounds, different stories, different motivations, different reasons for being stupid enough to come to space. But the threads of Fate pulled them together, weaving her tapestry of the universe and its multitudes. Luckily there's a good supply of insane people otherwise this story would be pretty boring. No decent story starts with completely sane people anyways. (the only way to experience this disaster is by reading it)

Grian thinks he's just going on a peaceful flight around boatem, unfortunately for him, phantoms have other plans. good thing scar is around to help set in season 8 can be seen as romantic or platonic (cover art is not mine)

Grian wasn't one for teams, he didn't enjoy sports, he hated theater, thought playing an instrument was boring, and couldn't catch anything to save his life, so, he didn't join any. But when he finds out that he can't graduate with his class unless he takes an extracurricular Grian scrambles to find something to do. After getting hit in the face with a basketball 4 times he puts the idea of sports to rest. One day Grian's twin sister Pearl cashes in an I-O-U from when they were kids, leading Grian to be forced to sing for her band Boatem, in place of their old lead singer. Grian realizes pretty quickly that maybe being in a team isn't as bad as he originally thought.

"Pearl, why?" No response. She moved swiftly and blended in with the dark atmosphere. Grian was caught off guard and didn't move. His surroundings were all dark. He looked around, head moving around. Blonde hair shaking. "Pearl, please. Explain to me! I promise you can tell anything to us, to me!" Grian's breath hitched as his nonstop flowing of tears ran down his delicate face and slowly made it to his chin. - tw: story will contain angst and blood. - hi! welccy to my first story. this story will be mostly circulated around the boatem members and some other, but i'll try to include some more people! with thanks to my best friend for helping me with storyline and bts, and getting me into hermitcraft

The title says it all. Featuring: a lot of desert duo, watcher Grian, silly Xisuma, and more!! I do take suggestions but I may or may not do it :)) Finally decided to get a real cover :3 Cover art by songobom on instagram

This is kinda cringe :') I'm sorry if there's any mistakes with the writing, I am dyslexic so I don't notice much of it. feel free to correct me! Disclaimer : R@pe mentioned. Ships Swearing De@th mentioned A ' Little ' bit of bullying among friends Etcetc. if you don't like ANY of this, you do not have to read this story