SirPopeGlitterTits
Seriously, this must be one of my best ones yet! Not to brag, but I just think it is so eloquent, so perfectly written that it could make a grown man cry. I showed this to my pet turtle, he pissed himself, cracked three ribs, and DIED in the presence of its magnificence!
My mom also read it and she gave me a gold star sticker.
I hope you fine diddly dandy people enjoy it, and if you can, get ahold of New York Times so its greatness can be featured in one of their newspapers!