Bobong Stories

This a bi-weekly post of one pager satires in Satire-lection

Gaano kasama ang praying mantis? Anong level ang galit mo kapag kausap mo ang tagasagot ng tawag ng PLDT? Legal ba laruin ang bird? Anong kinalaman ni San Pedro kay Shaider? Bakit nagiging higante si Ultraman? Ultra na ba yun? Halika na't pagkwentuhan ang mga kwento kong hindi dapat kinukwento. Alamin ang buhay kong walang kabuhay-buhay bago ka kumuha ng razor... para magshave ng kilikili at magbigti. Tandaan, "It's a wonderful world," gaya nga ng sabi ng crush mo noon. Pero pauso ko lang yun, yung kapitbahay niyo talaga nagsabi nun. Teka, bakit gusto mo na magpakamatay?

"Just write what you feel, someday somehow dreams maybe real." - Kuma_chan

(C) to the owner

A writer struggles to write a story. Tomorrow's the deadline thus the adventure ensue.

"May I know your name?" "Victoria." "When will I see you, Victoria?" "When you are brought forth." ***THIS IS AN UNOFFICIAL TRANSLATION MADE BY A FAN. I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH BOB ONG NOR THE ORIGINAL PUBLISHER OF THE BOOK, AVENIDA PUBLISHING HOUSE. I TAKE NO CREDIT FOR THE WORK, ALL CONTENTS ARE THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OF ORIGINAL AUTHOR BOB ONG.***