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"I'm just playing the game normally" Keade Honjou, aka maple. -episode 12 of Bofuri: I don't want to get hurt, so I'll max out my defense.
"as if" literally everyone. -episode 12 of Bofuri
So, after watching Bofuri (I'm just going to shorten it to this from here on out, as even an acronym is longer), and then Rising of the Shield Hero (both of which are amazing anime. I totally recommend both), I really want to shove the sticks in everyone in Shield Hero's asses out through their chest, so why not give them Maple, the ridiculously OP shield wielder who isn't even trying most of the time.