Истории Bonkers

[Wattys 2021 Winner - Sci-Fi Category] Clara only wanted to reach her interview on time. Now she finds herself lost in time, space and reality with only an impeccably dressed six-foot tall lemur for company. Dragged through Breaches to alternative realities, timelines, alien worlds and a filthy diner off the I95, all she wants is to return home. Preferably before tea-time. Trigger Warnings: Severe shoe damage, references to drug taking (Bloody Linda!), oh, and minor foul language. Unsuitable for hydroelectric citizens of Vardak V (Citizens of Vardak IV and VI have shown no signs of explosive side-effects. So far). Gluten free. #1 in #Bonkers (2nd Sept. 2020) - Achievement unlocked! 🥇 1st place Winner of the Sci-Fi category of the "Starlight Awards"! Woohoo! 🥇 1st place Winner of the General Fiction category of the "Dream Heart Awards"! Cover by @LynaForge

"The.... the voices. They never stop. They never leave. I can't.... handle it. I just want to be.... normal....." "Trapped in my head. What if the "voices" I hear are just my own twisted thoughts? That's not normal... Is it? I've been searching for wonderland and I think I found it. Wonderland is real...." Take a trip with me through the mind of a girl who's completely bonkers. In this sick world, maybe it's everyone else who's mad?

One would think that one Logana Grey is one Logana Grey too many. And you'd be 2,000% correct. That's why there are three of them. Yes. She's been clowned. I mean cloned. Maybe. Probably not. Yes, fright fans! Like a teething tigress with a toothache, she's gonna chew up yer furniture! And in triplicate no less! Buy... Mass... Kitty litter... Just kidding! ...or so one hopes... But these homegirls? They ain't exactly "housebroken." So... You called for some demolition??? [Warning: this here bit of blarney is unapologetically dedicated to the great, late Lan Stee (Stan Lee's Romanian, identical twin cousin.)]

The title says it all. This book contains All the things that drive me bonkers!!!!!!!!!! General advice based on my amazing observation skills and personal experience, (not to mention) an outlet for me to let out to vent my anger and craziness to keep me from exploding

This is about a girl who finally snaps after being tormented by her peers for so long and being blamed for the suicide of her friend Ella and goes absolutely bönkers. (I plan on trying, keyword: trying, to make this story good. Yes, yes, I know, I know "it's probably not even gonna be t h a t good" shüt- didn't you see my keyword: TrYiNg. Anyways aside from that, let us commence with the story and I low key hope you like it (:

Living like Alice can be as simple as the alphabet.

(Noby Fanfic aka Noah x Toby)

lol Idk

Just read

this is me

When some bad dude from the 99th dimension comes to Earth to destroy it by getting rid of all known logic it's up to one guy to save the world. William Parkinson is your average, typical, regular guy. Infact maybe too regular because in all truth he probably isn't qualified to try and save Earth, because you know it's not like it's a planet that billions of people are on BUT HEY! let's not shoot him down just yet! With all his might, and all his skills, and all his- other stuff... He is gonna save world from the one who wants to destroy it by eliminating the logic that surrounds the Earth, but not this story.

Daisy is more than a "nobody", she is nobody. She is the girl whom doesn't exist. Daisy doesn't stand out, she doesn't draw a crowd. Her teachers have never called her name in their entire life. Yet, here we both are, about to read a book about the most boring person alive. The question here, my friends, is whether I have the ability to make Daisy's story a bit more... Likeable.

Here are two poems having to do with the fantastic art of being crazy. A person who is crazy, doesn't know they are, how do the 'voices' react to this observation? (Honestly, the only thing keeping me sane is knowing that if I was mentally crazy, I wouldn't know it...)

It's basically, one quick put together of an very very short thing. It's an explanation of the song. "Mad Hatter" by Melanie Martinez. Only five parts.

Its like I'm dreaming except its all very very real

"They say I've gone mad, that I'm weak, that I'm letting it take over my thoughts."